A/N: Sorry it's been a while, hasn't it? I have…lessee… five other fics going on at the same time! o.O;
Thanks for all you guys who reviewed and for those who read but don't review! (hint hint!) I now know where this fic is going and that's all thanks to CrAzY-Fan-Fic-Addict and her idea, though I little modified it! Thanks girl! You saved this story! Half of the honors is yours! Hope you're gonna like this. I'm sure going to!
Oh yeah! I'm going to snowboarding to Lapland for a week so no updates in 7 days. Maybe if we take our laptop with us…Knowing my family…Fat chance!( Hey Lapland is not that far away! I'm native Finnish so it's not that far away or exotic to me…those slopes…/dreamy sigh/… oh yeah!)
Disclaimer: The Holy Mighty Disclaimer's truths and advice in real life says: Thou never owned in the past, thou never own in the present, thou shall never own in the future but in the Hell thee can write fanfiction as much as thou want! But never shall thou own…
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ChiChi smiled happily raising to her tip-toes and giving a small peck on his cheek and this made Goku smile even wider. Pan made a fake gagging noise, getting annoyed glares from both Goku and ChiChi. She blushed ad Goku set her down.
" Okaeri nasai, Goku-sa! What are you doing here so early?" ChiChi said brightly as Goku gave her a hug, letting his warm feelings flow thru their the bond. " Uubu wanted to see his village and so I came here since The Fate wasn't around. I swear she watches us like a hawk!" Goku spoke carelessly forgetting Pan momentarily and that she didn't know about anything.
ChiChi giggled at this. Goku sounded very annoyed and pouting.
" So how's the training going?" They parted and moved to sit around the table, Pan happily sitting down with them giving them weird glances. Goku found this little odd, but ChiChi didn't seem to be noticing anything.
" Yeah Ojiisan! How's it going! Iz that Uubu good student!" Pan asked quickly maybe little too enthusiastically, her voice higher and slightly nervous sounding.
Goku gave her a weird look, but brushed it off as nothing again. He picked up an apple from the bowl, taking a bite before beginning. " So desu…It's going well, he's surprisingly good…though one thing puzzles me… Th-" he stopped abruptly and glanced at Pan.
" It's ok Goku-sa. I told her about everything." ChiChi said calmly, smiling coyly.
" NANI!" he yelled and then spit a half of the apple bite out of his mouth while he was choking to the other half. ChiChi watched in amusement as her Saiyajin husband was trying to gather himself. Pan almost leaped out of her chair to help her dear grandfather, but it wasn't necessary after he managed to swallow the bite.
" You…told her…?" he asked as for he had heard her wrong.
" Hai." ChiChi affirmed brightly, grinning at Goku who still looked shaken. It was not everyday you see the strongest being in the universe almost choke and have a stroke.
" Saa… About the Fate?"
" Hai." Pan nodded.
" About ChiChi's heritage?"
" Hai." Pan nodded again.
" Mt. Paozu?"
" Hai." She nodded for the third time.
" Guess it's then alright!" he said happily and Pan fell over with her chair. How her ojiisan managed to take everything so lightly sometimes…
" Just as long you don't tell anyone else." Goku continued more serious and Pan could only groan in agreement.
" I jus' can't believe it… Obaasan is an Amazon princess… and a half-demon…" She groaned again and sudden realization dawned into her mind. " CHOTTO MATTE! That means Otousan and Ojisan are both 2/4 Saiyajin, ¼ demon and ¼ human, desu ne! And they don't even know about it!"
Goku and ChiChi both grinned sheepishly. " Hai. Which makes you…ummh…since Videl is full-blooded Ningen…2/5 Saiyajin, 2/5 Human and 1/5 demon." ChiChi quickly counted and Pan proceeded to faint.
ChiChi shook her head at Pan's behavior and turned her attention back to Goku." So what about what?" she inquired as their tomboy granddaughter picked herself up from the wooden kitchen floor.
" Oh yeah… The Fate. She really weird. I know women like to sunbathe and gain a tan, but why does she have to do it in middle of the Dende's Lookout naked? When I and Uu-"
" WATATTE BAYO! NANDA!" ChiChi screamed suddenly making both Goku and Pan reel back in surprise and jumping up on the table and shaking her fist at the heavens( or ceiling…).
" WHO THE HELL THAT WOMAN THINKS SHE IS? PRANCING AROUND MY MATE DENDE DAMMIT NAKED! OH THE NERVE OF-GGRRRRRR!" she now swung her trusted Frying Pan around wildly, probably thinking it was hitting The Fate's head.
" ChiChi ChiChi….easy…" Goku chuckled and snickered as he felt the jealousy and anger of his wife. Pan covered behind the chair, looking wide eyed, half-amused and half-scared, at her obaasan standing on the table and spewing curses and threats at The Fate.
" Oh man…Obaasan is one vigorous woman…"
Goku heard this and started laughing uncontrollably and Pan was confirmed that her grandparents were now officially little crazy people. And of course her yet innocent mind didn't catch the unintended double meaning that Goku got. ( And kinda knew from personal experience…)
Still chuckling he grabbed his hands her round her waist and lifted her down o the floor. ChiChi huffed and puffed but was finally calming down.
" So, Pan-chan, how's Gohan and Videl?" Goku asked and the trio began chatting about what had been going on over the weeks.
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Meanwhile, as the happy trio chatted on, somewhere in the mountains, hidden deeply in middle of some tropical rainforest, far far away from everything, a tribe known as Amazons dwelled peacefully…or as peacefully as bad-tempered female warrior race can.
Amazons have Ancient laws and these laws should be obeyed by everyone. Of course there were those who didn't obey and were either banished, killed or in hiding. Most of the law concerned mainly what to do with males and what not to do with them.
Falling in love, marrying or giving son to them, were the most sacred ones. And what had happened? Their own goddamn princess had run away with some man and probably married him as well. Males were only supposed to be for pleasure and giving girls.
The normal and, in the Amazon eyes, practical procedure was that when the Amazon woman felt she was ready to have a girl she left the village for the search of a fitting man for her taste. The female warrior captured him, dragged him in the village and did you-know-what-happens-next.
When the baby was born, if it was a boy it was to be killed and if girl, them man was to be killed and the infant girls was made a warrior. Amazon Queen was somewhat above the rules, She was allowed to keep a lover or two in store and conceive a lot of girls to ensure the continuance of the lineage.
Then there was this law that the Amazons despised over everything. It was every Amazons fear ad terror. If beaten by man while capturing him, a warrior must be submitted to his will and marry him. Thus he has proven to be a better warrior is Amazon's duty to serve him and take this as a punishment for losing to a mere human man.
Yep. Definitely every Amazon woman's nightmare.
And the Amazon were world-widely known but a mystery to everyone. No man had ever lived to tell about them.
Now, the aging Queen of the Amazon tribe, sat in her private room seething. She bore a striking resemble to ChiChi in almost every aspect. It had been a hard strike for her to lose her daughter like that. She was sure she had taught her better that that! TO RUN AWAY WITH A MERE MAN! THAT MALE HADN'T EVEN BEEN A MAN! JUST A BOY! Though she had seen the male only once it had been when that brat had been a kid…she didn't know anything about what could have happened after that.
It was just her luck that she herself in her younger days had decided to go after that huge man, Gyo Mao the Ox King, only to discover he was a mortal on-Chikyuu-living demon. When ChiChi had been born the man had demanded to be part in her life! The nerve of him! Since they had been equal in power and he was a demon, none of the Amazon was able to kill him and pissing off a demon lord didn't sound that alluring…
The search over the Chikyuu had been futile. Not a sign of her daughter. The Queen sighed. She was getting old and she needed a heiress…
" Luckily my daughter still has enough brains not to give any sons…" she muttered to herself, caressing her exotic dress' material.
A knock was sounded at the door and she called the knocker to come in. Inside stepped an old woman, her hair was white and silver and she was dressed in blood red gown, decorated with feathers and different kind of marks and characters, The woman's eyes hold an ancient look that bore into the soul and mind.
" Ah, the Old Wise. What brings you here?" the Queen asked irritated. Even if the woman was the shaman and priestess of their tribe, the Queen didn't at moment feel afraid, only annoyed.
" My Queen. I have found her." She announced her eyes sparkling. " We can have her back and kill her man since I've found her."
The Queen's eyes widened and a broad wicked smile spread over her features. The hope wasn't lost yet. With the help of the shamans magic even a half demon or that boy she had ran away with, couldn't possibly stand it.
" Lead the way O Wise One. We shall spread the good news." The old ChiChi look-alike said and the two exited the room.
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A/N: Oooh…plot develoment… Review! Okay since I'm pretty sure not all of you know all the Japanese words and phrases I'm gonna make a little vocabulary of them. I'm gonna use most of them in future chapters.
Ojiisan – Grandfather
Ojisan – Uncle
Obaasan – Grandmother
Otousan – Father
Okaasan – Mother
Chotto matte (kudasai) – Wait a minute / Wait
Okaeri nasai – Welcome / Welcome home ( said only to the members of own Family who live in the house)
Oniisan – big brother
Otouto – little brother
Watatte bayo – Whatta hell/ Whatta fuck! (Naruto uses a lot that phrase)
Nani – What
Nanda / Nan desu ka? – What it is?
Nan da to- What did you say?
Kudasai/ onegai – please / a polite suffix when asking something or someone to do something for them
Tadaima – I'm home ( Literally: I have returned)
Ittekimasu – I'm leaving/ Bye Bye ( Literally: I'm going out but I'll be back later)
Irraishaimasen – Welcome ( to the guests)
Saa – Agreeing or mediocre answer / A way to start a new topic ( closest literal meaning: Yes this how things are )
Arigatou / Sankyuu / Domo – Thank you
Chikyuu – Earth
Chikuso/Kuso – Damn, dammit
Shimatta – A mild curse word ( closest translation: My dear lord or damn)
Yarou – Bastard
Konoyarou – rat scum / animal bastard
Bakayarou – Idiot bastard
Baka – Idiot / stupid
Ou – King
Ouji / koutaishi - Prince
Ohime – princess
Ouhi – Queen
Gome nasai – Sorry / Excuse me
Itadakimasu – Bon Appetit (Literally: I'm starting eating right now)
Hai - Yes
Iie / Iia – No
Ii desu ne – It's alrigh
So desu ka- Is that so?
So ka? – What of it/ Really/ Is that so?
Shinpai shinpai – Don't worry
Senshi /Bushi – Soldier / Warrior
Ja ne – See ya
Ningen – Human
Utsukushii – beautiful
Oishii – Yummy / Tasty
Honto ni? – Is that true?
Honto ni so ka? – Is that really so? ( In that form usually sarcastic)
Ore wa- I / Me?
Shinda – dead
Gaki – brat
Chibi - little
Ganbatte kudasai - I wish you luck
Tsuma – Wife
Otto – Husband
Urusai – Shut up
Hotake – Shut the trap / Shut up
Mirai – the future
Saru - monkey
Okay…I think that's enough…Do ya believe me if I say I know still five times more words that in that list?