Hermione's Glasses Chapter 2: Man! i feel like a woman, a harry potter fanfic

Chapter 2:Man! I Feel Like A Woman!

Once I got to my room, I opened my wardrobe.

What shall I wear?

I began to pull out possible choices.

Should I wear this?

It was this blue dress that had a spilt up the side.

Wait you don't wear a dress to a club. I'll get back to that, later.

I went and turned on the shower. I came back and pulled off my shoes and headed back to the bath. I pulled my towel off the back of a chair.

you have to clean

No I don't.

I headed into the bathroom and pulled off my clothes. I stepped in the shower.

"Arrgh!" I screamed, "hot."

"Hermione, are you alright?" came Harry's voice.

"Yeah I'm fine." I called back. I showered and washed my hair. I stepped out and wrapped the towel around myself.

I turned on the radio.

"I'm going out tonight--I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise---really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout"

I dried my hair.

"No inhibitions--make no conditions
Get a little outta line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time"

I started to choose what I was going to wear.

"The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and…"

I chose a black hipster pants, and a black halter belly out shirt and a pair of black, ankle high, two inch heel boots.

"Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy--forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts--short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild--yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action--feel the attraction
Color my hair--do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free--yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!"
"Hermione, we're leaving!" Ron called.

"Cool!" I shouted back.

"The girls need a break--tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance--we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down"

I checked the clock it was a quarter past nine.

"The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun and…"

I deodorized and stuff.

I've got a butt.

And breasts.

And hips.

Oh my, I've got shape.

"The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun, fun fun and…"

How should I do my hair?

"I get totally crazy
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a woman."

Blonde, I'll do it blonde.

not permanent…, right?

Of course not.

I picked up my wand and muttered the spell. Nah, platinum's better. So I dyed it platinum blonde. I checked my watch. 9:30. Watch, so does not work for outfit. I muttered a little spell, and my watch turned form its usual blue to a black metal one with silver intertwined in it. God, I love magic. I pulled myself away from the mirror. I ran down the stairs, and out the door, I locked it and got into the car and started off.

"Man! I feel like a woman!" I sang.

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