A/N: Hello! Just decided to get this out of the way since I'm atwriting frenzyright now...yippiee for me! AND IT FEELS GOOD TO SIT IN FRONT OF MY LAP TOP AGAIN AND CREATE VIA WRITE! WHOHOO! (Starts singing Survivor's 'The Eye Of the Tiger' ) Hehee...I just love that song... And this turned out to be pretty long chapter for this story's normal standard length...Enjoy! And stillno spell check...grr...
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Chapter VI – Crashing Bulma's party is something you don't do!
" Pan-chan! Watch out for those sausages! You're almost burning them! No wait! Don't add the spice yet-"
" Doushite nai!(Why not!) It'll taste just the same! Obaasan! It doesn't matter!"
" Pan-chan, for your information it matters! Now hear-"
" How come?"
" AARGH!"
Goku wathced eyes wide as his fiery wife attempted to teach their tomboy granddaughter to cook. They were currently making breakfast or at least trying to. It was couple days after the meeting with Shizen no Kami and Pan was still hyper about it and Goku and ChiChi had made her swore to 'keep the trap shut or we'll be dealing with Multiversal wide 'situation''. And as for the breakfast... Pan was way too eager to test out different things in cooking claiming it was fun as ChiChi was desperately trying to hindrace Pan's enthusiasm to lower levels so the stove wouldn't catch fire or, knowing her granddaughter and her Saiya-jin heritage, blow up.
The adult male Saiya-jin had never been more scared in his battle-filled life. The breakfast was abused in ways he thought were not possible. He just could hope Pan improved fast, though he found the whole scene amusing. Which Goku found odd, was that his mate had yet to pull out the infamous Frying Pan of Doom and set Pan in line with it. He figured out it had something to do with the fact they both were equal-women-at-cooking or something.
He continued to watch as the two almost identical females, the other older and taller and another short and young, continued the very manifestation of catastrophe scene in kitchen.
Finally the small family settled down and ate in silence since Saiya-jins really aren't that capable of making conversation during meal. The food was little burnt and over-spiced ( Pan slipped too much pepper on the omelette ) but they( Goku and Pan) could care less. It was food anyway and edible at that.
ChiChi finished her breakfast, and muffled asnicker that was rising from her throat at the sight of her husband and Pan eating. Honestly, first the eating habits had disgusted her but now, after many years, she had grown accustomed to it and found it hilarious. Throwing another glance around the kitchen which looked like after world war III, she scowled. Her usually always clean kitchen was looking worse than ever! It was going to take a while to clean it and Bulma's party was due in couple of hours...unless...
" Mmm! Oishii! Arigatou Chi-chan, Pan-chan! ( Yum! Tasty! Thanks Chi dear, Pan!)" Goku exclaimed, leaning back in his chair and patting his belly which was just as flat as before. ChiChi never understood where that food went and both Goku and Vegeta had refused the quinea-pigs' part when Bulma had suggested she could find out why.
" Yosh! This was good! It turned out better than before, didn't it! Pan said proudly, wiping her mouth.
" Yes it did." ChiChi answered still frowning at the state of her beloved kitchen. Goku and Pan were about to rise when ChiChi stopped them.
" Chotto matte! (Wait a second!) Bulma's party is due in couple of hours and I'm not damn gonna clean this up! You're going to help me!"
" Uhm...Sure! Sorry Chi." Goku smiled and ChiChi's face brightened. Pan crumbled not wanting to clean up, but a well-placed glare from darling obaasan set her moving pretty swiftly. Pan may have developed a growing liking to cooking but cleaning was sure not to do that.
" And no super powers, ya hear me?" ChiChi ordered strenly as Goku and Pan's shoulders sagged in total defeat. ChiChi coulnd't hepl but feel little smug. She was damned if she let those two slack and cheat in cleaning. Hey! No need to rub it in, ya know? Goku growled telepathically as he felt his mates mood and moved to find the cleaning equipment. And never let Pan cook again!
ChiChi broke out in laughter. Not my fault, honestly. She herself insisted I teach her, Goku-sa and you're still sour about ' no nookie', huh? She giggled as Goku blushed slightly and cut the connection and ChiChi laughed harder. Pan rolled her eyes figuring they were talking thru the bond again. Old people...
The cleaning went quite quickly as the three worked together talking and reminiscing about the past tales. Pan found it really amusing to hear how her Otousan had been as a baby. She really had to have long talk with her parents when she got home again...
Later...
ChiChi watched happily her shining kitchen and gave Goku and Pan a weird look. They were all worn out and lying on the floor faking fatigue.
" Wimps..." she smirked and looked at her wrist watch. It showed almost 1.00 pm. Her eyes widened. " Shimatta!"
" Huh?" the quarter Saiya-jin and her full-blooded Saiya-jin grandfather asked as one.
" Dame da! (Oh no! This is bad!) It's almost one o'clock! We're going to be late! Go change immediately! Oh Kami, I haven't yet chosen my dress! " ChiChi fussed and practically dragged Goku and Pan upstairs to change.
Few minutes later Goku and ChiChi were downstairs waiting for Pan to show up. Goku had changed on clean gi, yellow pants, blue top tied with white sash and red wrist protectors. On his feet he wore his ordinary boots and white wrappings. (Ha! I got it right! I just love Goku's gt outfit! It's the second good thing that came with gt besides SSJ4!) ChiChi had pulled her hair up to traditional bun some locks fraiming her visage. Her chinese sleeveless half-gi (It's true! The outfit style ChiChi wears thru the whole series is a women's chinese-style fighting gi! Only little modified with the scarf around her shoulders and bracelets to suit her being mother better. So don't give me any shit about Goku being obsessed with wearing gis!) was made of purple silk with yellow outlining and she wore comfortable white slacks. A deep purple sash was tied around her waist and she too wore combat boots. (Another thing you should notice. ChiChi wears combat boots thru the series!) She had also applied some make-up though Goku kept telling her she really didn't need it. ChiChi had also put on deep green jade earrings and a golden bracelets.
ChiChi was about to scream for Pan to get her super fast ass moving when he felt Goku's arms circle her narrow waist and pulling her flush against him.
"Hmm...you look good...and smell too." He murmured to her hair, resting his chin atop of her head. ChiChi giggled pleased and looked up smiling. It was so nice that her husband was taking a little break from training Uubu, not that they didn't see each other when Goku sneaked to see her eight under Fate's eyes, and complimenting her looks. She was way over forty but looked nothing of her age. People could only stare incredulously at her when they found out she was a grandmother to a fourteen-year-old child.
" You think so?" she teased.
" Nope. I know so." He replied and poked her ribs making her jump and yelp.( I hate being poked at ribs, but it has kinda become a habit to my friends and me to do so as a greeting...)
" Goku-sa! You just didn't poke at my ribs!" she yelled. Goku only smirked and poked her again and the half-Amazon shrieked in laughter again. Soon he was tickling her all over and she squirmed helplessly in his grasp.
" AHAHAAAA! HEHEEE! GOKU! DON'T! HI HII! STOP….IT! AHAA HAAA! I SWEAR! KIHIHIII..."
" You shouldn't swear Chi, it's bad for your inner vibes. And was it 'don't stop'?" he was smirking down at her their noses touching and continued to tickle and caress her sides and belly. She could only shriek in overwhelming laughter and tears were running form her eyes.
" Ho-kay..." Pan said slowly drawing the married couple's attention. The both looked at her blankly and then ChiChi blushed and Goku gave a sheepish grin.
" How long you've been standing there, Pan-chan?" he asked scratching the back of his head.
" Definitely long enough." Pan said deadpanned. In short amount of time she had pretty well come accustomed to her grandparents 'we're-alone' behavior which was completely different from 'we're-in-public-now'. She swore, they were worse than a just married love-sick couple. Hell! Her own parents seemed old compared to them.
" Well, let's get going! Hold on!" Goku said and the girls grabbed his arm. He brought his two fingers up to his forehead to perform Shunkan Idou (Instant transmission/ Teleport) and in one zip, they were gone, travelling with lightspeed towards Capsule Corporation building.
" Are we ready?" the Amazon queen asked the other female warriors hiding in the bush, watching like hawks the little cottage at Mt. Paozu, the 439 Easter Mountain District. ( Wonder who could live there...) The shaman had led them to it and was keeping a keen sense on the two.
The queen got affirmitive(sp?) nods and the queen smirked contendly. Soon...she would get her daughter back and kill that insolent male who dared to marry her daughter!
" Good! Ikuzo!(Let's attack/go)." She said calmly, squeezing her magic-enhanced spear in her hand. With the holy weapons of Amazon tribe( it had taken a lot of time to find them from ancient store rooms and to dust them. At least five Amazon had developed an astma) they could easily kill the insolent male, super powers or no super powers.
Yes! The whole tribe's head target was to kill the insolent male who forced queen's daughter to submit under the most ancient and despised code. Oh yes...they would-
" MY QUEEN!" Shaman's startled cry broke everybodys attacking intentions.
The Queen gritted her teeth in annoynce, barely restraining herself. She was one attack short for getting her daughter back and the shaman dared to interrupt? " What it is now, O wise one!"
" They have all moved in a flash of light approximately three hundred miles to south!" the shaman exclaimed shocked and irate. Kami dammit all the trouble already...
Fifty Amazons, the finest elite of the tribe, stood stunned and the air got abruptly very very heavy.
Little later a shocked and bitter yell: " WWHAAAAAAAAATTTT!" rang thru the ladscape scaring the rest crap out of the local animals, who were already traumatized for the life for living around the ever-energic Son family. Why they hadn't yet moved away was another mystery and beside the whole point.
" VEGETA! BAKAYAROU NO SAIYAJIN NO SAROUJI! ( You damn bastard monkey-prince of Saiya-jins!) HANDS OFF THE TABLE RIGHT NOW! THE OTHERS HAVE YET TO ARRIVE!" Bulma screamed enraged at her ever-asshole husband.
" What, onna?" he snapped back and popped a handful of chips into his mouth, muching them soudly and slowly to Bulma's eternal irritation.
" Because we are having a party! A get-together for old time's sake! If you happened to forget! And parties require foos that still exists when the guests arrive!" she foamed snatching the bowl further away form him.
Vegeta lifted on eyebrow at the raving blue-haired female he called mate and wife.
" Don't give me that look, mister! And why aren't you for once training?"
" This is party, isn't it? I remember you saying it required my presence, wench."
" OOH! I ought to..."
The door bell rang at the same moment and bulma hurried to open it calling for Trunks, Goten, who had spent night and was already present, and Bra to come downstairs. Soon the Z senshi poured in laughing and talking, coming between every three-two minutes and everybody was having a good time already. Goten and Trunks were talking to Gohan and Videl, Juuhachi(18) and Kuririn were just mingling around talking randomly. Yamcha and Tien were engaged in conversation about the things going on with their life at the moment. Bra and Marron were chatting about the latest fashion and Bulma kept trying to get Vegeta and Piccolo stop leaning on the corner and join in. Vegeta was making a good argument and Piccolo just didn't care. Even Dende had made it and was contently hanging around. (Yeah yeah I know...some people ain't supposed to be alive...This is AU after all so deal with it...)
" Gohan-san! Why Pan isn't here?" Bra and Marron asked the oldest half-breed. They were really looking forward to seeing their friend again since they hadn't talked in almost five days.
" Oh! She's coming with mother. I wonder what's keeping them though..." Gohan answered frowning. It wasn't like her mother to be late like this... She was just probably gotten stuck in traffic...
There was a bright flash and three really familiar chis appeared out of nowhere. One was much weaker than the other two which were freakishly strong and the third chi was shining with overwhelming pureness and power and only one person had a chi like that...
" EEEKKK!" Bulma shrieked in surprise and jumped back.
" CHIKUSO! SHIMATTA! YAROU! KUSOOOOOO! KAKAROTTTTOOOOO! GET OFF ME!" Rang Vegeta's furious cry as the whole group turned at the voice and chis, surprised.
" KAMI DAMNIT SON!" Piccolo cursed loudly.
" Hey! Watch it Piccolo!" Dende yelled playfully and gazing in amusement at the scene transpiring in front of his godly eyes.
" Shut it! For the sake of all that is holy Son..."
" Ooops...guess my aim was little off..." Goku grinned sheepishly. They were all in the messy pile, Pan, Goku and ChiChi on top and Vegeta and Piccolo squished under them, and were definitely uncomfortable. Pan and ChiChi looked little shocked and sudden fall they had experienced and then landed on Piccolo and Vegeta. Bulma was standing just enough out of the way not to be fallen on.
The others watched in shock and hilariousness and Kuririn was laughing his head off.
" My aim was little off? MY AIM WAS LITTLE OFF MY ASS, KAKAROTTO! YOU FUCKING DID THAT ON PURPOSE, KUSOTTARE! YOUR AIM IS PERFECT SO DON'T GIVE ME THAT SHIT! GET OFF ME BEFORE I FINAL FLASH YOUR ASS AROUND THE WALLS AND RE-FURNISH THEM WITH BRAIN GREY STRIPED WITH RED!"
" Gee Vegeta..." Goku smiled, hopped off and pulled ChiChi and Pan easily back on their feet.
" Okaasan! Otousan! Pan!"
" Son-kun!"
" Goku? ChiChi?"
" Damn Son..."
" Oh Son-kun! You made it!" Bulma screeched and hugged her friend in joy. They really hadn't seen each other that much the last years. Soon everybody was talking and laughing again and Goten and Gohan were happy seeing their father again, who wasn't supposed to come because of the tight training schedule. Goku explained it was a vacation ordered by higher forces and got confused looks from others and Pan started giggling, but was silenced ChiChi's half-evil, half-sly glare, which got more curious looks but the subject was left as Bulma said the food table was ready.
The party went on and it was already six in the evening and everybody was still in full-swing. Until...
Everybody who could sense chi suddenly forze in mid-movement and snapped one's head towards the front door. They sensed a group about fifty, strong for humans at that, all gathered in front of it. They really didn't know what to make of it except all the chis had a distant echo of familiarity...
" Oh...shit." Goku, ChiChi and Pan (who had been told what an Amazon chi felt like) said in unison, completely deadpanned.
" Huh?" was all that the others had time to say as the door suddenly blew in and smoke grenades were thrown in. The exploded and soon the whole room was filled with smoke that put everybody coughing and doubling over, eyes watering and stinging.
The smoke soon subsided(sp?) and revealed the big room was full of women, varietying(sp?) in height and coloring, in various warrior outfits and armed with spears, swords and bos(staff).
" Whatta hell...?" Vegeta demanded sounding quite dumbfounded.
" Oh please, not now..." ChiChi mumbled and slapped her forehead. Since the silence hanging around was labeled 'death quiet' everybody heard it. Goku rubbed her shoulders soothingly.
" Someone tells me right now whatta fuck's going on and I won't blast you all to next dimesion!" The ever loud Saiya-jin no Ouji commanded and soon every amzon in the room was glaring at him like he was an insolent male.
" Silence! Do not interfere with our mission, male!" A feminine voice boomed. It held such authority that Vegeta almost shut up. A woman stepped forwards; she was tall and dressed in red chinese gi which was embroided with gold. It was half-armoured with gauntlets and shoulder protectors. Her ankles also carried shin guards and she held extremely long spear with different kanji characters in it. The whole weapon gave off strange vibes much stronger than the other weapons. And what was most shocking, the woman was almost a carbon copy of ChiChi; only taller.
Gohan and Goten looked at their mother and then back at the woman in red and the back at their mother. " You think were missing something here?" Goten whispered and Gohan nodded numbly, his brain refusing to work properly and provide him the information he knew was there somewhere.
" Bulma, why you didn't tell you me you ordered strippers!" Yamcha exclaimed loudly, leering at the women as the Z senshi groaned in unison, watching the reaction of these strange women.
" EXECUTE HIM!" the woman in red cried out in rage and the women threw their weapons at Yamcha with such speed that the Z fighters blinked at it surprised Gotena t the last moment snatched Yamcha out of the way and the weapons clanged together only to vanish and appear again in the hands of their user. (Damn Goten! I was this close killing him!)
The ChiChi-look-alike glared spitefully at Goten who smiled nervously. " Fine. To clear up things from the start I don't want any trouble, but if you should prevent me from fulfilling my mission, I shall have to kill you."
" Not any trouble, huh?" Kuririn whispered to himself and began slightly powering up. Better to be safe and sound them regret later as the other did the same.
" Who are you?" Bulma asked, trying to maintain a polite face. The woman had the nerve to barge in destroying her house, which was just being repaired from the earler damage Vegeta had caused, and then treaten her and her friends in her property! The nerve!
" I am Queen of the Amazons, given my name for the title and the ruler of the Seiyuran Mountains, half-wife to Gyo Mao(The Ox King) and the Mother of Princess ChiChi, in a mission to retvieve her home." The Queen bellowed as the Z senshi's eyes bugged and jaw hit the ground. ChiChi, having had enough of this farse, crossed her arms and stepped forward, scowling viciously.
" Mother, what are you doing here?" she asked calmly.
" To give you your rightful position as the next Queen, Daughter. You're coming home. Now." The Amazon ruler replied just as serene and composed, but still commanding.
" The hell I am! I am staying right here!" ChiChi yelled back and the Amazons around the room darkened. This wasn't going like expected. The Z senshi was quiet, curiously waiting for the situation to develop into more. Besides, this was damn ineresting. Who could have thought the so-called Amazon Queen was ChiChi mother? This they gotta see!
Don't take that tone with me! It's bad enough already for you to be fallen under the ancient law! I should abandon you right there! But don't worry Daughter, we're here to free you and we aren't going to punish you."
" The what she did?" Gohan asked before his brain really caught up to the thought. Damn him and his will to know more...
" What she did? She committed to one of the ancient law what we consider as the worst crime!" the Queen practically all but yelled and the gang sweatdropped at this.
" Which is what?" Vegeta asked quite civilly and Bulma hugged him as a reward, obvious to the glares that were sent into their direction by the Amazons.
" She goddamnit first ran away to her father, then she gets engaged to a insolent male and later on she dared to lose a fight to him. Worse, she then willingly married him! Married!" her voice was high-pitched at the end and seeing the clueless and completely non-understanding faces she growled. She began explaining angrily. ( See chp. 3 for explanation if you don't remember since I'm not in the mood to explain the laws again.)
"...and that's why I'm mad!" the Queen finished and humphed. Vegeta's face was priceless; half-amused and horror stricken woth hsi eyebrows rised high. Juuhachi, Bulma, Videl, Bra and Marron were giggling in mirth though they still thought that it was pretty harsh and wrong, Gohan was furiously writing on a note book that he had pulled out of somewhere, not wanting to miss even the slightest piece of information of the Amazon culture that was unkown pretty much like the Amazon themselves. Goten and Trunks had also frozen, I-wish-I didn-t-have-asked expressions and Yamcha, tien and Kuririn wore the face of indifference. Piccolo was silently meditating; he had not really listened. He had better things to do than listen to hums and theri disgusting mating habits. Dende yawned and polished his staff. The Nameku-jin was the Kami of Chikyuu after all so he knew everything from before. Goku, ChiChi and Pan were also bored and playing tic-and-toc on the dusty floor. ChiChi was winning.
" And now. Since you've proven to be a problem we have to kill you!"
" Just try on!" Goku challenged slipping into his familiar, modified to fit his own unique style of Kame-ryu ( Turtle style. Literal translation; The Turtle Master's school's way of performing and using techniques), the other soon following, Bulma pulling out a handgun from a capsule.
The Queen started laughing and then stopped abruptly. Wait...that wild black hair...black eyes...a martial artist... " IT'S YOU!" She screamed and Goku reeled back a bit. " Huh?"
" YOU'RE THAT INSOLENT SUPER STRONG BRAT-MALE THAT MY LITTLE CHICHI RUN AWAY WITH!" she pointed furiously at flabbergasted Goku almost jumping up and down in rage, hate and all those negative feelings.
" DAMN WELL I DID! " ChiChi screeched. This was going way over the borderline of her bearing ability and besides, none, not even her own mother, who was quite unliked and bitchy at the moment, did talk like that from her husband!" AND GUESS WHAT ELSE I HAVE ALSO DONE THAN LOST A FIGHT AND MARRIED HIM! I HAVE BORE HIM TWO SON WHOM HAPPEN TO BE STANDING OVER THERE AND OTHER IS MARRIED TO THAT GIRL THERE (Pointing at Videl)AND HAS A (Pointing at Pan) CHILD WITH HER! And hopely more in the future... SO FUCK YOU AND THE AMAZONS! I. AM. NOT. GOING. ANYWHERE. MOTHER!" and the raven-haired princess of Amazons pointed at Gohan and Goten, who waved unsurely, and the Queen fainted with a loud thud. The silence was once again laiden over the room.
" I've always wanted to say that and see her reaction." ChiChi smirked, and to the utter horror of rest of the Amazons, jumped on Goku's lap and kissed him fully on the lips and Goku kissed eagerly back.
" It seems like this needs the Trial." And ancient voice said behind the Amazon crowd and an ancient woman waddled to the front. " A Trial indeed..." she muttered mysteriously and the the Z senshi gulped.
Yep, the shaman woman thought. She really shouldn't have showed the Q ueen ChiChi's location, she really shouldn't have even touched her crystal ball that day or more better, even rose up from the bed.
" A Trial indeed..." she murmured again. Goddamn this shit was annoying...
A/N: There! Turned out to be quite long..Damn Yamcha didn't die...Warning! Spoiler for the next chapter; The Trial is put to action and Goku, ChiChi, Gohan, Goten Videl and Pan got to fight for their lives...And the rest of the Z sneshi get in fight with the Amazons! A chaos is sure to ensue! REVIEW!
Oh yeah! And the next story I'm gonna update in the near future is 'Under The Stars We Wish' or 'Shadow'. Check'em out! Review!