A/N: Hello there! Haven't updated for a while... Just getting over the shock/joy and sadness of finishing my first story 'All Of The People...' I never thought I could do it! If I could do it to that story, I can do it to my other stories too! I have been feeling little hollow after finishing it but I'm bouncing back! Enjoy!
So long and thanks for all the reviews! This is the last chappie for this story!
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" A trial? What kind of trial?" Gohan asked warily, not liking the situation at all. The word trial didn't ring a good bell in his head. The others looked expectantly while ChiChi groaned and looked embarrassed and annoyed. Goku and Pan exchanged glances. They sure knew about Amazons and their laws, but ChiChi had never told them anything about some trial.
The old shaman bristled up visibly.
" It's not a trial! It's The Trial!" she yelled enraged and conked Gohan over the head with her staff, who for the sake of the acting gave out a yelp. The whole annoying thing was going on and now the bratty insolent male had disgraced The Trial calling it , she shuddered, a trial. Besides; she was missing her favourite soap opera, damnit!
She glared around the room, daring anyone to speak. It wasn't everyday you got to explain The Amazon Trial to ordinary folk... and thus it should not be interrupted. Vegeta only kept his mouth shut because he was more curious than pissed off at the moment and no way he'd miss something that could bring misery over Kakarott's family; even if he was a friend.
" The Trial, is held when a crime is committed in the Amazon society. The Trial and the nature of it, depends heavily on the crime committed. Now," she glared at ChiChi who glared right back, " she, Princess ChiChi of the Amazons, has committed the far worst crime a proper Amazon could ever do. She bore sons to a man, an insolent male specimen (the Z senshi cocked an eyebrow at this) and then married him, lost a fight to him..." she rambled on in a mighty voice. ChiChi was getting tired of this. The same damn thing was repeated over and over again! Again!
"... so thus, she, and every person related to her will participate this Trial! A) Voluntarily or B) crying and voluntarily!" the shaman ranted on.
" Hey, is there option C?" Goten asked curiously.
" No there's no option C!" she yelled shrilly, shaking her bony fist threateningly at Goten.
" Hey grannie, no need to get worked up! I was just asking!" Goten argued back and was silenced by Trunks who took him into a headlock, smiled apologetically to the old woman, who resembled now very angry and dangerous old woman, and dragged Goten backwards.
" Now where was I..." she ground out through gritted teeth and the Amazons around the room readied themselves for the possible killing order. " Oh yes! The Trial!"
The Z senshi groaned. Could she get over with it already! They had been pretty patient with the whole Amazon business and tolerated ruining their get-together ( not that this wasn't unexpected. They just had been prepared for different kind of attack like aliens invading the Earth or horde of Trunks dumped ex-girlfriends bashing in and telling they were pregnant with his child and he had to marry them or something like that. You know, the usual stuff that happens.) and now the old hag couldn't get done with it.
If they soon didn't find out what The Trial was and be done with it nicely ( they knew they didn't have to worry about things getting serious. Word serious had completely replaced words such as ' Doomsday', 'the end of the world' and 'eternal torture in purgatory'. They after all meant the same thing to them ) they would kick them out.
"... and The Trial is held right now in this place. You have to win a fight against a demon I summon from the Hell. It's a life-death situation. You lose, you die. You win, you get to live and you're free. I'm sorry this has come to this, but Laws are Laws and cannot be disobeyed."
The gang fell over in anime style, legs in air and huge lumps on heads with sweatdrops falling behind them. That's all? A demon you have to fight with? Not that they expected much, but still. An old hag such as the shaman couldn't possibly summon anyone dangerous to them. They all doubted that she had enough power to summon Frieza or someone else...
" All related to Princess ChiChi step forwards; announce relation and age. In-laws present also have to participate." The shaman said and the Z senshi exchanged glances smiling. This was going to be entertaining!
ChiChi stepped forwards first. " Son ChiChi, Princess to the Amazons and the Ox Kingdom. Age 52." ( Don't remember the right age, but around that number.)
Goku, Gohan and Goten were next to follow. "Son Goku, ChiChi's husband, age 53." ( They're the same age but since Goku's time in The Room of Time and Spirit that makes him a year older in my mind.)
" Son Gohan, eldest son, age 34."
" Son Goten, youngest son. Age 26." ( In manga the age gap between Gohan and Goten is really 8-9 years.)
After that Pan and Videl stepped forwards. Pan enthusiastic, Videl little hesitant muttering why they didn't ask weight, height and possible diseases when they were at it. She wasn't really comfortable with her age.
" Son Pan! Granddaughter and the age is 15!"
" Son Videl. Daughter-in-law through the marriage to the eldest son, Son Gohan. Age 33."
The shaman looked around the room. " No one else? Good! Make way fellow sisters! You'll probably never see this Trial put into action in your life time again! Also, no other people are allowed to help the one fighting in any means. Clear?" Affirmative nods' way went around the room and the shaman smiled contently. Finally getting somewhere! Maybe she still would have time to go hunt those toads as she had intended for weeks now.
The area was soon cleared and the participating Z fighters were lazily stretching as Bulma and Juuhachi had gone to get the pop corn and lemonade. The others were bringing comfortable chairs and sofas from the other rooms to sit on. The Amazon's looked with disdain and loath and despise and opted to stand on their own feet. Damn pathetic males couldn't even stand on their own two legs! That just gotta tell you something. Vegeta, to everyone's utter shock, drew helpfully the lines of the fighting arena to the cement floor with his finger to the shock of the Amazon warriors. The Capsule Corporation living room, or what was left of it, was spacious enough to make a decent arena.
The Queen had also waken up and was now evilly glaring at her daughter's husband. When they all would be dead, she would with mother's love have mercy upon her rebel daughter and finally make her take the throne... It was great! It was magnificent! It was genial plan altogether! She cackled in her head maniacally.
None was talking to each other. Even if this was a walk-in-a-park fight an opponent never should be underestimated and they set their minds and concentration on the appropriate state for fighting.
" The fighting order will be random and we'll have a lottery for each fight! I made pieces of paper with your name's on it and the one that is drawn has to fight. The same rules as in Budoukai except for counting ten and killing." The small, bony hag put her hand inside her ragged robes and pulled out a stick. Or at least it looked like a stick. To let you out of the suspense it was a wand. A magic wand, mind you.
The woman crouched and drew a large circle and inside it in symmetric order precise and powerful kanji characters meant for exorcism and summoning. They watched fascinated as she began mumbling things in ancient language. The ring and marks began to glow gentle yellow and the shaman stepped smirking out of the ring and drew more characters outside the ring which started glowing violent red-orange. She waved the wand once, in a big arch and her mysterious mumbling got louder.
A form started to appear in middle of the glowing ring. Soon in middle of the circle stood, or rather floated a classic looking devil. It stood five foot high, was bright red in colouring with yellow horns and black tuft of hair on top of it's head. It had goat's legs and long devil's tail with the little fin thing at the tip. It looked startled and looked around dumbfounded which took out a whole lot of respect Z senshi had had for it. It looked sort of lost, poor bastard. They kept staring in silence.
" Garkya! Look at me!" the old woman barked and the little demon turned to look at its summoner. It moaned disdainfully. " Oh no! In Lucifer's red hell, not you! I told you, I already washed your clothes, dusted the damn hut of yours, petted the furs and installed the new cable set! And I even remembered the air freshener!"
" Shut up Garkya. You're not here to clean for once, though you're completely incompetent at cleaning, but you're here to fight."
" Fight? Now the granny is kicking! Summoning me away from torturing that rat I captured isn't suddenly that bad thing." the little imp exclaimed happily and took a weird device from its pocket placing on its face and took a long inhale. The thing coughed and put the device back.
None said anything. They figured out it was a demon thing, though this little imp was seldom pathetic even for a pathetic imp. The shaman growled and picked up piece of paper from the little container in, she held in her hand from the handle of it.
" Son Gohan!"
Gohan groaned and walked inside the square taking off his suit jacket and glasses. They were just in the way. The others were hooting at him encouragingly and jokingly telling him to retreat he was going to get killed! etc. The evil little being snickered and jumped out of the summoning pad, its tail whipping madly. It smirked and got into something that distantly resembled a stance. Gohan cringed. Z senshi cringed.
Slowly he slid into his familiar stance, mix of Kamesen-ryu and Piccolo's own style. He smiled nervously while grimacing. It was pure torture to watch that sloppy guard and stance. Whole Frieza's army could march straight through it and the imp was going end up with a serious knee injury and ache for the rest of its eternity if it kept such wrong stance up.
" What was it that you took before?" Gohan asked curiously deepening his guard unconsciously. Who knew what kind of cheating and enhancing drugs the imp Garkya had taken.
" What? Oh that. My asthma medicine. The hag's hut is so dusty and smells weird with all those herbs and potions so doctor ordered this for me before it got life- threatening."
Gohan stared incredulously as the others stared with blank faces. What exactly was up with this world anyway and was this creature serious and even more was the old very smug looking shaman serious. He didn't have time to ponder it thoroughly as the devil attacked.
" HAHAAHAAAAA! SHI HE!(DIE!)" It laughed and released a blast of dark energy. Gohan brought his guarding hand down, smacking the blast back at the demon. Garkya screamed in surprise as it was hit in the face with its own attack. The dark energy exploded signing the creature seriously. Gohan followed the explosion right after and his heel smashed into the imp's stomach making it double over. It went screaming comically across the room and the wall, leaving a nice imp-imprint on the wall, and disintegrated into ashes as its unholy living power was exceeded and it returned back into Hell. Gohan still stood in kicking position looking surprised. He really had thought the imp was little stronger than that.
" Oh well..." he shrugged and walked back smiling as the others cheered and snickered. The shaman snorted. Great. Now she had to go through the trouble for finding another cleaner... Maybe she should just quit and leave the Queen and all those wacko women...
She quickly summoned another devil. This was blue in colour and stood near nine feet! Otherwise it looked the same as the previous one. The Queen cackled. That kick his supposed grandson had delivered was just a lucky shot and now... hehee... the blue giant would make potato mash out of them!
ChiChi whistled smugly. For once she was delighted beyond reason her family was bunch of fight-crazy aliens and she was not that helpless herself. She almost couldn't wait her turn to shove a stick up someone's ass and ground some face into the floor. Nobody messed with her family and lived to tell about it. Obviously her ever-listening husband has heard her as his silent laughter flowed into her head. ChiChi blushed in embarrassment as she saw him snickering aloud too.
Goku smirked. His lil' Chi was bloodthirsty it seemed. A loud NO echoed in his head as ChiChi went redder. The shaman had managed to convince the demon to fight promising it got to eat the victim if it won. She drew another name. " Son Pan!"
" Oh yeah!" she skipped to the 'home-made arena by Vegeta' cracking her knuckles confidently. She slid into her stance immediately smiling brightly in anticipation. The blue giant began guffawing loudly holding its stomach in mirth. Pan frowned disapprovingly.
" A girl! A little girl!" it laughed, " This sure came as an easy meal!" It smirked ugly and stood tall. Its sheer size dwarfed Pan greatly. She was about five feet and the demonic creature nearly nine.
" Ans 'cause you're a girl, I give you free shot!" it bellowed. Pan's face darkened in to dangerous levels. The ugly ass just had said the biggest insult you could ever say to her. Think her as a weak, incompetent ditzy girl!
Gohan gave a nervous laugh. " Oh boy! That demon surely dug its grave by that statement." The others nodded in hilarious agreement and wondered if they needed by any chance to save the poor giant's ass any time soon from Pan's wrathful attack.
She dropped her ki to almost zero and lunged with sharp kiai. ( yes, that's the proper and right spelling form for any martial arts yell) The punch connected into its stomach and the blue devil soon found itself in lots of pain and doubled over Pan's little fist. Pan dropped low and performed a clean sweep kick, wiping the giant off its feet. Before the devil had even hit the ground Pan had already risen up spinning and did a sharp drop kick to the midsection driving it down with her body force and momentum. The blue giant crashed to the floor cracking the floor and creating a minimal crater.
Pan huffed irate and kicked the dazed creature to the ribs couple of times and the body suddenly vanished in to dust. The shaman gaped, the Queen gaped, the Amazons gaped, the Z senshi snickered. Pan snarled and launched a tiny ki blast to the spot erasing the pile of dust out of existence.
" Piled up frustration towards the male gender, I presume?" Kuririn said as Pan walked off the ring and sat down sulking.
" Damn right!" she retorted getting a little laugh out of everybody.
Oh damn! The shaman woman cussed her brains out mentally. She needed to change her tactic and fast. She was losing! She may hate her job and her boss, ( who doesn't?) but she had her honour as a shaman! She drew another name without summoning the demon first.
" Son Videl."
Videl walked into the arena calmly, she could take on anything thrown at her. She was a mother for teen demi-Saiya-jin, wife to another and in-laws with god knows almost rest of them. Nothing could ever faze her. The murmurs went through the room. Why the old woman hadn't summoned a devil yet? Videl stopped at the centre debating whether she should take off her jacket or not. She was after all wearing a black, short, semi-evening dress and high heels.
The Queen and Amazon's watched in amusement. No way a prissy snob woman like her could ever even stand a chance in any forms of fighting. Finally violent and bloody death of one of the traitor family! The shaman had debated which creature would be appropriate for this female. She made he decision and summoned the beast.
Videl watched with mild interest as the creature she was supposed to be fighting began taking its living form. Idly she wondered should she take off her high heels but decided to keep them on since the floor was cold. Videl also decided to stay in hand techniques only. No need to stretch her skirt.
The room watched in silence as a beautiful form of a small dragon took place and stepped out of the glowing circle. It had red eyes and it was leaf green with neat bluish wings. Videl stared. Ho-okay... A look of malice crossed its animal face and it boomed.
" FOOD!" and started towards Videl, enclosing the small space between them. Z senshi almost yelled her to watch out when they remembered that any help in any form led to instantaneous disqualification and death... Videl jumped over the dragon's head as its teeth clattered together in a place she had been a nano second earlier.
Flipping in air she brought her elbow in to hitting position, boosted her falling speed with ki, elbowing the dragon to its scaly neck with as much force as she could muster. The dragon's head snapped down its maw hitting the ground. Some of it scales were broken and went in a clatter and noise around it.
" Wohoo! Go Videl!" everybody yelled in unison. Videl smiled as she landed besides the green creature. Think she could be fooled by a mere dragon? She began gathering ki in her hands. It swirled around her hands invisible to everybody else expect the Z senshi who could sense it.
The dragon roared mightily. It was angry you could tell. Videl smirked. Now she needed only one thing and here it came. The dragon roared and lunged at her again it's mouth wide open and shining with sharp teeth. Videl poured the ki to visible form and launched it, bracing her weight against the vectorial counter force. The bright blue blast soared into the animal's mouth ripping thru it like a knife. The dragon literally fell apart. It was for a moment a bloody mess before the last of its borrowed strength left and it also was obliterated in front of their eyes. Stunned silence overwhelmed the cheers of the gang minus Vegeta who wouldn't get caught cheering even if it meant his life.
Videl wiped her brow. It had been a long time since she had conjured up such amount of ki. She walked proudly to her friends and family.
The shaman woman sighed. When she got home she really needed to probe more information about these people. But for now she would throw her best. She summoned again. This time an overly large and ugly troll appeared.
" Oh gee! Where that lady keeps pulling these things? Sheesh!" Trunks yelled.
" Well, at least you don't have-" Goten replied.
The old had drew a name again. " Son Goten!"
" ...to fi...ght... it... aw shit." Goten finished sourly and strolled slouched in to the arena, looking cross. It wasn't the size or the look or the possible hiding strength that bothered the Saiya-jins in the room. It was the smell. It was foul and absolutely intoxicatingly bad smell.
The ogre stepped surprisingly lightly out of the summoning area, looking around scaringly intellectually.
" It's been a long time since I've last time fought in Amazon Trials..." It growled and adjusted the sharp rusty spikes attached to its huge bulking arms. " And I've never lost a fight to any participant." It continued gnashing its teeth together creating a sound that almost made Saiya-jin ears pop. Goten blanched.
The ogre pulled almost out of nowhere a huge war axe with lots of dried blood in it banging the end of to the ground so that it shook the whole building. " I never challenge a person without introducing myself and knowing the name of the one I'm going to kill. I'm the great Beagahr, son of great Gratahr, the Slayer of the Eastern Underworld, the Heir to the Golden Troll Throne and the owner of Fifteen Time Championships of the Mahgarada, literally translated 'The Tournament Where you Can Die' and Five Time Master in 'Who Wants To Rape A Millionaire! Me! The great Beagahr! What calt thou, challenger!" The ogre boomed and looked down at Goten literally along his nose.
" Uh... me? Well, I am Son Goten... youngest son of Goku and ChiChi...uhm... Trunks is my best friend over there... and and... I have a big brother and niece and sister-in-law... And well, if I want I can obliterate this planet in matter of nano-seconds and pretty fast probably half of this Galaxy..." Goten grinned scratching the back of his head in familiar Son gesture, giving a little nervous laugh. The ogre stared. What kind of a loony bumbling idiot he was challenged by?
" Are you mocking me boy?" the ogre asked dead panned, " 'Cause there's no way you could do any of that nor leave a scratch in me! You don't have slightest bit of muscle to pack up that threat, boy!" It gestured at Goten's baggy clothing that pretty much hid his muscles and powerful limbs. The whole gang smirked. The Queen and the Amazon's smirked too, but in malice. Finally blood and vicious death of an insolent male! Goten glared and crossed his arms. " A fight it is then!" he declared and stood still, glaring defiantly.
" THIS IS BLASPHEMY!" The ogre Beagahr boomed. It took up its axe in lightning fast movement and attacked with mighty splitting strike. Goten narrowed his black eyes and made a small side step. The edge of the axe whizzed past him missing him by inch and was now ground to the floor. It was half-buried in by the force of the strike. The ogre reeled back slightly but didn't remove its grip from the shaft of the axe. It looked shocked that Goten hadn't been hit. The troll actually hadn't even seen the boy move.
Goten jabbed the shaft and it broke into millions tiny little splinters. The ogre being experienced fighter didn't beat around the bush and attempted to elbow-sweep Goten with the nasty spikes. The demi-Saiya-jin dropped under the huge hands and used the floor as a foundation for his his punch as he pushed himself up with his legs. The right low hook hit the troll to the jaw snapping its head back and spraining its neck. It went flying upwards until its head went through the ceiling.
Dome dust and ceiling plaster came down. A low moan could be heard as Begahr hung there bit before dissolving into a huge pile of dust that came raining down. The whole living room and arena were covered in huge piles of dust and big puddle of blood where the dragon Videl killed had time to bleed upon.
Goten strolled casually to Trunks, dusting himself nonchalantly. They high-fived laughing.
Now it was only Goku and ChiChi left.
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The Queen was seething in rage. NO NO NO AND ONCE AGAIN NO! THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO GO LIKE THIS! Though she had to admit there was something seriously wrong with the whole so called Z senshi. No person could ever beat a troll or a dragon like water. That wasn't possible for human being! Maybe it was time for her to put on some weight to the situation...
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The frustrated shaman was about to summon when the Queens voice stopped her. " I'll take the summoning now. I can't watch you strain yourself O wise one. It's not good for your health."
The shaman woman stared. It's not good for your health my ass! She 'hump'hed and stepped back to give the red-dressed Queen some room to operate, so to speak. " Drew a name." She ordered. It was now either her daughter or that insolent male specimen and she knew exactly who to summon.
" Son ChiChi."
Ah! Now this would end up perfectly. It didn't matter that the others had...had...HaD...hAD...she gritted her teeth rather loudly... won. Only ChiChi had to lose and they all lost... she began her chanting. This caught everyone's attention. The language was completely different on note and pitch.
" ChiChi walked in to the arena. Suddenly she was nervous. It had been a long time since she had walked into any fighting ring... She knew her evil bitch of a mother had something planned for her and the rest of her friends and family. She was very glad she was wearing something that she could fight in. Or fight better in. Hadn't Videl just proved that a you're not a good fighter if you can't fight in clothes not definitely meant for fighting?
The warm presence of her mate in the back of her mind was reassuring and besides, she had one more ace in her sleeve. The colour of the summoning tray went into deep blood red and shot upwards into great pillar of red. Something dark was coming from it. Even those who couldn't sense ki were could feel it. In the air. On the ground Everywhere around them. In their very own hearts...
A snake-like creature slithered out of the pillar to the floor. It was slimy and blood red in colour. Saliva dripped from its thin-lipped mouth and two extremely long fangs peeked from them. It's eyes were golden and glowing in hypnotic light. It stopped and licked the air with its snake tongue. ChiChi stared. From all of the creatures she had to fight a bloody slimy snake! Time went on as neither moved.
Faintly she heard the loud curing of the others and the colourful language of her husband in her head. Goku was practically cussing his souls out since she had been standing there almost for ten minutes and he hadn't repeated himself at all. She heard the evil chuckling of her mother on the background.
The snake watched her intently with its golden orbs and suddenly sprung forwards like a spring. Mouth open wide, ready to swallow her whole. Goku shot a string of curses that made ChiChi blush, but she jumped out of the way nonetheless. She didn't know he actually knew that kind of things! ChiChi looked at Goku. His face was blank. But she could feel the raging emotions underneath, barely contained.
The snake came closer again and ChiChi backed away from it. How in the hell she was going to beat this snake? She was as strong as Videl, but had almost non-existent control over her ki and ki was now what she needed. Punches and kick wouldn't really work on this creature nor throws and grips. On some state of mind she wondered could she actually get that snake into know that even a scout boy couldn't open?
What other possibilities there was? Knock-out maybe... no. She wasn't capable of such act in this situation nor she possessed the strength to do it. Normal Budokai rules apply to Amazon Trials like this so... except no count to ten and killing is accepted. This time the snake used its whip like tail and swept her legs under her. She felt the ground closing, took some support on the floor with her hands and flipped herself over her body, into a fighting stance. That was close...
She was in one corner now without no way out without being defeated or fatally injured. Not even Videl's ki boosted speed could possibly keep up with snake's reflexes... the edge of the ring was unnervingly close...
The old Tenkaichi Budokai rules rang suddenly in her head. There was one possibility, her only possibility of winning this! She braced herself and prepared for the plan.
Gohan and Goten were almost on the verge of hitting their father. He just stood there and watched calmly! They both shouted at him to do something when finally he cast one irritated glare at his sons.
" Hush! She needs to concentrate on her plan." He ground out forcefully watching the situation to develop to ChiChi advantage step by step as she kept annoying the snake with feints and fast long range kicks to better position.
" Plan?" they asked in rage. " Mom can't –"
" What do you think is her way to win this fight? She doesn't want help and she wouldn't take if given. And I have trained you better than that..." he retorted sharply shutting them both up. They watched her fight with new eyes, but still couldn't figure out what was her plan. Goku seeing they weren't getting it, sighed.
" The answer is the ring and that should be enough of a hint.!
" Huh?" they asked.
Goku groaned and waved them off, not believing them to be his children at the moment. And I thought they'd be smarter than this... Gohan is after all supposed to be a genius and Goten fight genius...
ChiChi smirked and wiped her sweaty face with the hem of her gi. She was all sweaty and the dust they had trampled was flying in the air gently and sticking to her like a glue. And it itched. Kami, it itched! (And back to the business.) The snake was in just right position for her little trick. It bounced forwards, flying straight as a spear. It was ready to eat her. At this minimal distance, she had no way to outwit the snake's reflexes which would follow her if she dodged left or right.
It was the last possible moment and she dodged, she jumped forwards pushing every ounce of her strength behind her legs. The snake's head flew up intending to follow her, but without any kind of support for its neck because its body was in wrong position to do such act it flew into a nearby wall craning its neck.
ChiChi was about to land triumphantly as its tail whipped her to the mid-section and she went sprawling on to the floor. Cursing silently she jumped vigorously up and whirled to meet the recovering snake. She smiled and gave the peace sign.
" I win!" she exclaimed.
" HUH? How's that!" The whole room asked and Goku slapped his head in annoyance. Was everybody suddenly blind or something?
" That's right. ChiChi wins this round." He agreed and was bombarded by ChiChi angry-as-hive-bee mother.
" Ha! That's not possible! Tell how she could have won this! My snake is absolutely fine!" she screamed.
" Maybe... but does this ring a bell, anyone?" Goku smirked and cleared his throat. "And also opponent can be defeated by ring out, which occurs when the person is touching the ground around the arena in any form..."
" So! What's that gotta do with anything!"
" Oh nothing much... Just a standard Tenkaichi Budoukai rule you know... You know I have vague picture and voice in my head reminding me that standard Tenkaichi Budoukai rules apply except for counting to ten and killing..." Goku droned on smugly, fingering his chin mock-thoughtfully.
" AND PLEASE DO FINALLY TELL ME, WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAS TO DO WITH THIS FIGHT AND MY SNAKE?" Screeched now extremely pissed off Amazon Queen.
" As I said... nothing much but you should take a look where that snake of yours is A) currently placed B) sitting at C) where its slithering." He pointed out smoothly as ChiChi tried to stifle her giggles. Goku was never one to abandon the situation where he gets the best of someone annoying and 'evil'.
Everybody turned to look at the snake which had now fully recovered and hissing... outside the arena. While ChiChi was standing middle of it smiling sweetly. " See? She won."
" Oh... " Gohan and Goten uttered ashamed. They should have seen that coming...
" No... it can't be... no no..." the Queen reeled back. She had lost...
" Oh yes..." Goku shot back sweetly.
" AMAZONS ATTACK!" She screamed suddenly, mad glint in her black eyes. The Amazons sprung into action and had already thrown their weapons to kill or searched an opponent to kill. Too bad Z senshi was way better at springing into action and half of the female warrior group were already out cold.
Lessay the sight wasn't that beautiful more satisfying than you could imagine...
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Later on the day when all the Amazons had been thrown off the house after they were made to clean it and the Queen after having a nervous breakdown was sent to a 'proper place for people like her', the group decided to call it a day-done-and-well-spent. Goku and ChiChi promised to others to gather tomorrow at CC to explain everything and ChiChi gave an the permission to reveal the demon part but no more. They still needed to think what to reveal, how to say it and should they possibly have smelling salt with them...
Goku fell on the bed, sighing. He could save the world and defeat foes more stronger than should be reasonable, but dealing with ChiChi's relatives was another thing. He closed his eyes and sighed again.
" What's wrong with you, Goku?" ChiChi asked and plopped next to him, wrapping an arm around him.
" What's wrong with me! I'll tell you what's wrong with me!" he mock-whined and ChiChi smacked him playfully. " First no nookie the whole day and then I don't even get a personal fight like you guys did! I was promised one!" he pouted but couldn't held it for long as it turned into almost cruel smirk. " I'm really hurt by this all you know..."
ChiChi snickered. " Well, I guess there's only one cure for this, " she said as she jumped on him, smiling seductively, " Doctor orders."
" This is exactly the right cure for this Doctor. I'm sure of it but shouldn't doctor still do a really thorough check up just to make sure..."
" Gokuuh..."
He rolled them over and they made wild/sweet love the rest of the night! ( Pick the word you prefer!)
The shaman decided to quit and went on with the rest of her life tending her herb shop...
THE END! OWARI! FINIS!
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A/N: Heh! Finished it! See ya around my other stories! Hope you liked this. This turned out to be a one damn long chapter! JA MATA! THNAKKS FOR EVERYBODY WHO EVER REVIEWED!