X/1999 Meets Jerry Springer

Part 2 – Dead Girls

By AnimeNutsy

Rating: R

Disclaimers: The same as part 1

Warnings: Seishirou

"Welcome back to the show! Our next guest is Subaru Sumeragi, of the Sumeragi Clan!" Jerry shouted out, and a tall, pale man wearing a cream colored trench coat over a black turtleneck sweater and black jeans walked out onto the stage, and sat down on the right seat.

"Hello, Jerry. It's a pleasure to meet you." Subaru smiled, his green eyes lighting up the entire studio. "Yes, quite. Um…I've been told that you're a medium?" Jerry asked. "Yes, that's right." Subaru replied.

"So what would a medium do, exactly?" Jerry asked. "Well, we exercise spirits…you know? We make them cross over, to the other side." Subaru explained. "Wow. What a neat party trick that'd be. So, anyway. You're here because of something that your lover, Seishirou Sakurazuka, wishes to tell you?" Jerry asked.

"Yes." Subaru smiled. "Well, then! Let's bring him out!" Jerry shouted, and a tall man wearing a black trench coat over a suit sauntered onto the stage. He had dark sunglasses on, which gave him a dangerous appearance.

He sat down on the left seat. "How's it going, Jerry?" He spoke, and lit up a cigarette. "Um, there is a no smoking sign on the wall." Jerry pointed out. "Huh?" Seishirou frowned, and then flicked the cigarette towards the audience, where it immediately set a woman's dress on fire.

Steve got a fire hydrant, and put out the flames. After giving Steve cow eyes, the woman regained her composure. "Well, I'll let you get on with it." Jerry told Seishirou.

Seishirou faced Subaru. "I got something to tell you. I kinda been sleeping with Hokuto." He told him in a carefree tone, as if he couldn't give a shit. "What? I don't understand. Seishirou-san?" Subaru faced him, tears welling up in his emerald orbs.

"I dug her up, and jumped her bones. So sue me." He smirked. "But Seishirou-san! Th…That's necrophilia!" Subaru cried. "Yeah, and?" Seishirou yawned. "I thought you loved me!" Subaru wailed.

"I could never love you. You were just a good time, Subaru-kun. That's it. Heh. I could love a rock more than you." Seishirou laughed. With a heart wrenching sob, Subaru bolted from the stage, and into the back area somewhere.

"Look, I need to make this short." Jerry faced Seishirou. "Where is your compassion? Look what you did to him! You should be ashamed of yourself!" Jerry pointed an accusing finger at Seishirou.

"Whatever, I don't need this." Seishirou said, and stood up. "Well, don't you have anything to say?" Jerry asked. "As a matter of fact, I do." Seishirou grinned wickedly, and faced the cameras. "You really are adorable…Subaru-kun." He spoke, and then he disappeared in a whirl of Sakura petals.

"Well, there you have it. Subaru's heart was broken by a creep who obviously doesn't have one." Jerry looked around at all the audience, which was covered with Sakura petals. "Anyway, join us tomorrow, when we meet a man from the Wind Master family, Mr. Seiichiro Aoki! Don't change that channel!" Jerry smiled, and then The Jerry Springer Show went to a commercial break.

TO BE CONTINUED

A/N: Sorry for putting Subaru in such pain, I hope you will forgive me. And contrary to what people might come to believe, I hate Seishirou. I hate him so much, that I wish a comet would fall and land on his head. XD