By AnimeNutsy
Rating: M
Disclaimers: The same as part 1
Warnings: Kodachi the black rose….If you don't like her, then head for the hills.
Part 3 – Whirlwind Romance
"Hi, and welcome back to the show! Our next guest is from the famous WindMaster family. His name is Seiichiro Aoki!"
A man dressed in a business suit walked into the room, and sat down. "How are you doing?" Jerry asked the man.
"Fine, thanks. And yourself?" Seiichiro smiled at Jerry.
"Couldn't be better. Well, we don't usually get polite people like you on the show…" He mumbled.
The audience laughed.
"So, I take it you have a confession to make to you wife?"
"Yes, I do. It tears my heart out to say this, but… I've been cheating on her, Jerry." Seiichiro sighed.
"Oh, well. You'll fit right in here… Ha-ha, I'm just messing with ya. So, for how long have you been cheating on her?" Jerry asked, curious.
"For about three months now, Jerry." Seiichiro replied.
"I see. And I believe you told our producers earlier that you also had something else to confess?" Jerry continued to question Seiichiro.
"I do. Karen's also a prostitute, from the red-light district." Seiichiro said, blushing.
The audience gasped, like they couldn't believe it.
"I see. And your wife has no idea what you've been doing?" Jerry pursed his lips.
"No she doesn't, Jerry."
"Well, she does now! Let's bring her out!" Jerry shouted out.
A middle-aged woman stormed out, onto the stage. She had a tear-streaked face. She glared daggers at Seiichiro.
"How could you do this to me? After all we've been through? We have a child, Seii!" Kodachi cried.
"I know, honey. I'm sorry…" Seiichiro whimpered.
"Oh, you bet your life you're gonna be sorry! It's the cellar for you! Do you hear me? The cellar!" She spat Seiichiro went pale.
"Not… the cellar? No, Kodachi, please. My mind would be forever tormented!" He pleaded.
"And what about my mind? Don't you think it torments me to know you're out boning some cheap, nasty slut?" She screamed at her husband.
Karen ran out onto the stage, and confronted Kodachi. "Just who are you calling cheap?" She put her hands on her hips and scowled at Kodachi.
"Karen… save me, please!" Seiichiro begged Karen for her help.
"You're safe, darling. I won't let this psycho bitch lock you in some old cellar." Karen reassured him. She faced Kodachi with a smirk on her face.
"He's told me all about you… 'Black Rose'." Karen spoke, her voice a whisper.
Kodachi glared at Karen.
"So… you are smarter than I gave you credit for. Very good. But I shall not let another man slip through my fingers so easily! Losing Ranma-darling to that awful Akane Tendo was bad enough! But now this! It's not fair!" Kodachi wailed like a spoiled brat.
"Yeah, well, life seldom is." Having said that, Karen punched Kodachi in the face, knocking her out cold.
"Wow…. What a woman." Seiichiro stared at Karen with pride in his eyes.
"You better believe it!" Karen smiled warmly at her lover.
"But… In a way, I do still love her. She is the mother of my child. And if I threaten to leave her, she could harm Yuka." Seiichiro sighed wearily.
"She'll never get her psycho hands on Yuka again. I called in some favors, and Yuka is safe with a priest that I know. And I met up with Yuuto out back. He'll get you a divorce, and make it so that Yuka can live with the both of us. We can start a new life, Seiichiro!" Karen told him, happily.
Seiichiro got up and hugged her tightly. "Oh, Karen… But Yuuto Kigai? Are you sure about this? He's not exactly the most wholesome guy around. Heck, he's screwing a computer!"
"He's nice when you get to know him. Plus, we also got Beast as a loyal friend. And you know what Beast can do." Karen told him.
"Um, I gotta cut this short. Are you staying together? Are you still going to be a prostitute?" Jerry asked Karen.
"We're staying together. And no, I think I'd like to become a florist. Or something to do with flowers, ha-ha." She laughed at her little joke.
"And that's all she wrote… for now." Jerry smiled at the cameras, and the TV screen went blank.
"I really can't believe you went on the Jerry Springer show." Dark Kamui chuckled, as he clicked off the television set.
Yuuto looked up from the newspaper he was reading and regarded Dark Kamui with a smile. "Do you think it's true?" He asked, suddenly.
"Do I think what is true?" Dark Kamui asked, confused. "Does the camera really put on an extra Ten Pounds?" Yuuto asked, looking at himself. "You do know that a guy that worries too much about his looks is a sure sign that he's either blind or gay." Dark Kamui replied.
Yuuto only grinned and went back to his newspaper.
A/N: So, how was that? I really hope fans of X/1999 enjoy it. Who knows? I may decide to write one about Kamui/Dark Kamui. Or maybe Kamui/Keiichi? Ahh, the possibilities! And as for the comment to Yuuto by Dark Kamui…I think Yuuto's bisexual. Anyway…thanks to all my lovely reviewers, (few though there are. Hint-hint) I'm so happy that people like my work. So, um…please review! –Bows, then scampers away-