X/1999 Meets Jerry Springer

By AnimeNutsy

Disclaimers: The same as Part 1

Warnings: Yaoi, darkness…the normal ingredients for a Kamui/Fuuma pairing.

A/N: This is a special edition for all the fans of either Kamui or Fuuma. Long may we drool! XD

Part 4 – Mistress Kamui (Special Edition)

Jerry Springer faced the cameras. "Welcome to the show! Today's guest is a Young Lady, by the name of Kamui! Welcome to the show, Kamui." The cameras focused on the stage, where a woman sat on the stage, on a chair to the right.

She was clad in a black vinyl outfit that hugged her body. "It's good to be here, Jerry." She replied, smiling coyly at him. "Now, you're a Dominatrix, is that correct?" Jerry asked her. "Yes, I am." She grinned as the audience started shouting "Take it off" at the top of their lungs.

"And you have clients, as if that were a business you were running." Jerry spoke. "Well, Jerry…You need to understand. That it is a business. It's a job. I pleasure people who come to me. The only difference is that I don't wear business suits. I wear vinyl, and leather." Kamui licked her lips enticingly, and glanced at Steve, who coughed, and looked away, blushing.

"But surely…whipping people, and piercing them? That sounds like it'd hurt." Jerry spoke, and shivered. "Of course it hurts. Some people find pleasure in receiving pain. I find pleasure in causing it. So it works out good--for both the client and myself." Kamui replied.

"Now, you're here to tell a client of yours, a Mr. Fuuma Monou…that you have something to tell him?" Jerry asked. "Yes I do, Jerry. I'm really a man." Kamui smirked, letting his gaze fall again on Steve, who quickly looked anywhere else but at Kamui.

The crowd gasped…like they had no idea of what was going on. (Me: Yeah, riiight) "Well, I believe Fuuma has been out back, listening. So, uhm…come on out, Fuuma!" Jerry called out.

A streak of black flew out from behind the back, and when Jerry blinked, he realized a tall, muscular man had him by the front of his shirt, glaring. "The…name…is…Kamui!" Fuuma snarled, much like a beast, nearly making poor old Jerry wet his pants. "Jerry!" Steve got up, and glared at Fuuma. Fuuma turned his attention on the huge bald man.

"If you don't want Jerry to die a most excruciating and horrible death…I suggest you sit down, pretty boy!" Fumma sneered at Steve. "Pretty Boy? Did I hear you correctly? Did you just call me 'Pretty Boy'?" Steve shouted, and people who were sitting around him bolted from their seats, and headed for safety.

"Did I st-stutter? Sit your ass down…Pretty B-" Fuuma was cut off, as Steve broke a chair over the psychopath's head. "Ow…" Fuuma mumbled, before he hit the floor, unconscious.

"Fuuma!" Kamui ran over to the unconscious man, and started to revive him…which had to involve Kamui getting both of them naked, of course. Kamui eventually looked up, at Jerry and Steve, and the whole audience, as they watched on. "What? I'm giving him mouth-to-cock! It's the only way to save his life!" Kamui replied, and went back to 'saving Fuuma's life'.

Needless to say, the audience wasn't buying it…but they were enjoying the show, nonetheless.

Meanwhile, back at the Dragon of Earth Lair, Yuuto covered the screens of two small Apple IMAC computers. "Honey? Can you turn the television off? I don't want our kids seeing this smut!" He shouted out.

A whirring noise filled the air, then the television short-circuited. "Thanks, babe!" Yuuto continued to clean the keyboards of the two little IMACS. Yes…He and Beast had started a family. These two cute little computers were his children. "Children which soon need an upgrade…" Yuuto spoke, then smiled at his kids.

"The stuff on television these days is rot…absolute rot, I tell you. Still, I can remember when your mother and I met on The Springer Show….Ahh. Good memories." Yuuto cleaned his children up, then put them in their cribs.

YUUTO! The huge television screen came back on, and Beast sent frantic messages across. THE SAKURAZUKAMORI IS IN TROUBLE. Beast told him. "What kind of trouble?" Yuuto asked.

The television screen flickered, then through satellite link-up, it showed a tiny form running around, trying to dodge some falling objects. "What on Earth is he doing?" Yuuto stared as the Sakurazukamori almost got crushed.

IT'S STRANGE, YUUTO……COMETS ARE FALLING FROM THE SKY. THEY SEEM TO BE TARGETTING HIM! I COULD HELP HIM. SHOULD I HELP HIM, YUUTO? Beast asked him.

"Hmmm. Nah! Watching him getting crushed is too much fun to miss!" Yuuto grinned, as he got some popcorn, and sat down to watch the lovely little show…which can now be found on DVD, at all leading retailers.

OWARI

A/N: This will be the last of this series…So I hope you enjoyed it. I might do more Beast/Yuuto stuff in the future, because it really tickles my funny bone. Well…I guess this is it. Ja ne!

From AnimeNutsy