Highly forgive me!

I haven't been updating. I can explain.

Then again, I cannot. Sorry!

I do not own YGO or Seto. Hey, did you ever realize how fine anime men are drawn, so cute, and handsome and… um sexy (I said the word! Gasps ). Many (especially girls) are suffering from the 'cute anime men' syndrome. Seto Kaiba is one of those finely drawn anime men that makes most girls ask 'can we see him in real life?' True or false?

NOTE: THERE IS A PERSON THAT WE SHOULD ALL KNOW- TEA/ANZU. IN THIS STORY, TEA IS OUR NORMAL TEA, AND ANZU IS THE OTHER LOOK ALIKE. DON'T GET CONFUSED!

Seto stared at the same fish girl, whom was wearing a long shiny blue dress. He blinked twice.

"My name is Anzu."

Seto blinked again. "What! I knew it! And so had the guts…" he stood up "to embarrass me in the whole school! I will make sure that the police…"

She gasped, "You do speak strangely, man. Which school are you talking about?"

"Don't play stupid with me, girl! So, this is how you behave? Don't you have a home to go to?"

She smiled. "Yes, in fact, it's right there."

She pointed at the water. Seto was dumbfounded. "Really?"

She shook her head. "Nope…"

He smiled….

"I really live in Atlantic Ocean with my family."

Seto stared at her with the 'you're stupid' look. "Really? Then you should start heading home." He looked up. "It's about to rain. And I don't want you to roam the beach again! You hear me! If I see you hear again…"

She sat on the rock.

And yes, he saw her.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" he shouted.

"I'm lost," she wined.

"What do you mean?"

"Well, I was being chased by a group of men and lost my way. Can you help me?"

"Help yourself," Kaiba said. "I can tell the driver to take you home in the city…"

"But I don't live in the city!" she argued. "I live in Atlantic ocean!"

"Whatever," he said, and started walking towards the mansion. "Leave whenever you want. I'm going to bed. Lucky that today is Friday. You don't need to get your school clothes from the Atlantic Ocean. Oh yeah, when you decide to drop by next time, please wear some clothes."

He left her and went to his room to sleep.

3:00 am.

He woke up for a glass of water. He looked from the balcony of his room to see Anzu still sitting on the rock. He sighed, "What a goat…"

He thought for a moment. Should she rot there or should the guard carry her away? Then again, she might get raped on the streets and die and he will have guilt on his head forever…

He called for his guard. "Call that lady to come in."

He waited in the hall until he saw her guard and Anzu walking in. "You can stay here for today but after I want you out of here by morning. You got it?"

She was tapping the floor gently. "I've never walked on this strange stone. What is it?"

Seto smirked. "A marble floor. You will hardly see that in your house."

Anzu sighed. "Yeah…"

Seto smirked as he turned…

"I walk on diamonds."

Seto stopped dead on his feet. He turned to see the girl but she had already gone into the room.

MORNING

Mokuba was able to wake up before Seto. He went into a room which was meant to be for all these 'important visitors.'

Not knowing there is somebody very important in there, sleeping on the bed half naked.

"Ahh!"

Anzu saw him and screamed too, lifting the sheets above her chest.

He ran from his room and went to Seto's room. His room was locked. He banged on his door for a very long time.

"SETO! WAKE UP! WAKE UPPPPPP!"

After previous knocking, Seto opened the door forcefully. "You better have a good excuse for this…,"he grumbled.

"What is Tea doing here?" he forcefully asked.

Seto grumbled again. "She's still here?"

They walked into her room. Properly dressed in Seto's long shirt, she stood erect showing her gentle and busty features. "Good morning Mr. Kaiba," she said, "This boy came in as I was about to change. Who is he?"

She's acting rather strange, Mokuba thought.

"Don't act as if you don't know Mokuba," Seto said.

"Oh….,"she drawled. "Is he your father?"

"I am his brother," Mokuba answered, "and are you O.K? I think you were hit on the head or something."

"I am ok," she said. Then she looked at Seto. "Can I stay a bit longer?"

Seto snickered. "Why, in God's name, should I allow you to do that?"

"Please Mr. Kaiba! I will do anything!"

Seto glared at her, and then rolled his eyes. "Ok," he said. "I don't know when you hardly see a rich place anyway. But it's not for free…"

"I know! I will become a maid and clean. I have never done that, but I will do it."

Mokuba brought out his cellular phone to call Yugi for help. Seto glared at him making him to stop.

"Ok," Seto said. "But call your parents to tell them you are working here."

Anzu jumped with glee. "Thank you! I never embarrass you, never!"

Seto turned around, "Or embarrass yourself." He left the room. Mokuba followed him. "Why didn't you allow me to call Yugi?"

"Because," he smirked, "I want some entertainment in the house…"

Mokuba eye's widened. "What kind of entertainment?"

He chuckled. "All the embarrassment she gave me in school will finally give me the chance to revenge."

"How?"

"Just you wait and see…"