Disclaimer: Wrong continent, sorry! Okay, well I'm not really sorry, cause I'd like to be JK, but, whatever…

A/N: I meant to post this on my b-day, but I rode my horse instead of finishing it, sorries. Just pretend today is a couple days ago… Ooh, and guess what. May 24, my b-day, is NATIONAL SCHIZOPHRENIA AWARENESS DAY! So say hello to your local schizo! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ME!

Okay, so obviously, Lily and James weren't snogging, to be exact, but they did kiss. Go them. A couple of weeks of insanely patient friends later, Lily regained her much-loved ability to speak. Lily left her hospital room and returned to Hogwarts after exactly six weeks and two days of being in St. Mungo's.

When Lily returned, she found that her dorm was stuffed full of flowers and candy. She also found that the entire school had been watching her progress (including the Slytherins because they wanted her to die). Her 'progress' includes her social life. She and James became an 'item', much to Lily's despair. But love blinds all. Right?

She, James, Missy, Sirius, Joan, and Remus sat beneath a tree by the lake. All the guys had their arms around their girlfriends.

"Good to have you back, Lils," said Missy drowsily.

"Good to be back. I really missed it here," Lily replied, scanning the grounds. "Hey James, do you believe in forever?" a seemingly random, seemingly harmless question. Or so it seemed to James. But love blinds all. Right?

"It depends. I believe in forever with you. I do not believe in forever for Voldemort." Lily twitched. She still wasn't over that.

"That's what I thought," she murmured.

"Do you?"

"Do I what?"

"Believe in forever."

"I did. Then it was taken away from me." She removed his arm from her shoulders and stood. "I've got to go study. Bye guys."

Strike one, Jamesy boy, James thought to himself.

"Strike one, James," said Joan.

"My bad," he said, while mentally cussing himself out. "Should I go after her?"

"No, she needs some alone time," replied Missy.

"Girls," he muttered.

"Get used to it," was the simultaneous reply.

James had his eyes on the forbidden forest. He saw a dark doe disappear into the trees. Lily, where you going? He excused himself to his friends and followed into the forest. James shifted into his stag form and trotted after his girlfriend. And trotted right into a circle of death eaters. The doe shifted into someone in a black cloak. Definitely not Lily. But love blinds all. Right?

"Ah, Potter. I knew you'd follow your little mudblood anywhere," the voice of Voldemort. James had shifted back to human form, and was ready to crawl under a rock and die. "You see, Mr. Potter, one does not get away with taking what belongs to Hello K—I mean the Dark Lord. Me. Myself. I."

"We've already gone through this," said James, rolling his eyes for affect. "She doesn't belong to you. You said she belonged to death. You were wrong. Ha ha, you were wrong!"

"You filthy little—"

"You can't say mudblood, because I'm not a mudblood," James pointed out.

Voldemort, at a loss for words, as James had deprived him of his usual insult, stuttered for a minute. "You—you—you filthy little pureblood, you!"

"Yeah, I guess you can say that, because you, yourself are a MUDBLOOD!" shocked silence because followers didn't know Hello Kitty was a mudblood. I mean Voldemort, dammit! "Voldemort's a mudblood, Voldemort's a mudblood!" chanted James, doing a funny little dance thingy.

"Oh shut up you annoying little pureblood! Crucio!" But Voldemort's spell was blocked by the counter spell. all heads in clearing and in audience turn to stage right. Left. No, right.

"Lily!" said James.

"Mudblood!" said Voldemort.

"James! Mudblood!" said Lily.

"Mudblood!" said Voldemort.

"Mudblood!" retorted Lily.

"Mudblood!"

"Mudblood! Wait, why am I getting into a pissing contest with Hello—Voldemort? This is stupid! Come on James, let's go."

Of course, James moved to follow, but was cut off by all the Death Eaters who were now also encircling Lily.

"Damn, almost made it," said James. He and Lily were back to back, wands raised, turning (think Pirates of the Caribbean in the end where Johnny Depp and Orly Bloom are back to back turning in circle thingies).

"I think we can take them," said Lily, viewing the fifty-odd Death Eaters.

"Are you sure?" asked James.

"Totally. Just wait a second." She gave two sharp whistles. "By the way, Voldymort, since you're all such advanced wizards, it wouldn't be fair for you to fight us. So I think we should do this fight muggle style. Accio wands!" and the wand of every Death Eater flew to Lily, who levitated them into the air, far out of reach. You see, the Death Eaters were lazy, and hadn't thought to teach themselves wandless magic.

Called by Lily's whistle, Missy, Joan, Sirius, and Remus came dashing out of the trees.

"Lils, Prongs, what did you get yourselves into?" asked Sirius as the four joined them.

"Nothin much," said James. "Ready for some fun, muggle style?"

Lily snorted. "Screw muggle style. I just didn't want them to have wands."

The six teenagers simultaneously grinned in an evil sort of way. They then began cursing the dark wizards with everything from jelly legs to pink feathers. I mean, come on, they're teenage witches and wizards, they didn't know dark magic, so they settled for insanely annoying hexes. And the dark wizards and witches found the hexes annoying. I mean, do you know how annoying it is to have pink feathers? Probably not.

Because the Death Eaters didn't have wands, they didn't know what to do with themselves. Some sat down and just started screaming, and others started ripping out feathers and laughing at other people's purple polka dots that ribbited (you know, like a frog…).

Suddenly, at the sight of teachers, including Dumbledore, coming through the trees, all the Death Eaters Disapparated, after Voldemort got their wands for them. The panting teenagers turned to their teachers to find they weren't there. They turned to Lily who blew on the tip of her wand like it was a smoking gun.

"What can I say, I always was good at illusions," she grinned. The marauders and the girls started giggling as they headed towards Dumbledore's office to report MORE Death Eaters on school grounds.

Later that night, Lily and James were sitting together in their common room. "James?" she asked sleepily.

"Yeah?"

"You'll always be there for me, won't you?"

James looked down at his redheaded girlfriend. She was the love of his life. His once enemy. His friend, his confidant, his soul mate. "Always, my Lily. Always."

A/N: There it is. The end. I'm sad. I'm sorry this took so long to get out. I was having some serious trouble continuing. I wrote this chapter like five times, and finally decided that it was best to just end it as soon as possible, before I did something to mess it up. I know, you probably hated it and thought the whole thing was messed up, but I thought the story was overall pretty good, except for some parts. Okay, so I'm REALLY sad. This was my first fic, my baby, and now it's all done! sobs hysterically Alright, go review, then read my other fic(s), kay? I LOVE YOU GUYS, THANX FOR STICKING WITH ME ON THIS! And special thanx to all my reviewers and my beta reader. Kisses, Sami