A/N: I have finally discovered a pattern. During the end of each trimester, the teachers decide to dump projects, loads of assignments, and tests. Does anyone have a cure for procrastination? I have a good reason for not updating, no reason! Hahaha. Well, I was on a natural high two times this month. When I'm on a natural high, I drive my friends crazy, I feel sorry for them.
Disclaimer: I do own InuYasha and Sesshomaru! In the form of a wall scroll. My friend got me it for my birthday. Hehe.
Chibi Yasha
Ch. 5
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To recap everything. Sesshomaru came to talk to us. Then he left Rin with us. She has fun riding on Kirara, and Kagome and Sango like playing with her. What about me? Do they no longer like me? Am I now not wanted, since Rin is a girl and I'm not? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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We decided to move away from the village, for it's own sake so demons like Naraku won't attack it. I feel so lonely, Kagome and Sango are ignoring me. And InuYasha. Miroku doesn't count for anything, he's depressed since Sango isn't paying him any attention either. Operation GTGA. Operation Get The Girls Attention.
"So, how will we do this", InuYasha asked, "Rin is stealing Kagome, Sango, and Kirara. What does she have that we don't?"
"She's a girl! They're bored of us. I guess." I felt like a genius.
"So, if we disappeared for a few days…"
"This is perfect! How did you two ever think of this?" Miroku kept praising us.
"Simple." InuYasha chuckled, "All adults are idiots. You know the saying, 'Baka wa kaze wo hikanai (Idiots can't catch colds). Or at east you Miroku, are an idiot. Have you ever caught a cold? And besides, all the moves you make on Sango will never work. Just try to give her a hug and back off. Do not touch any other part of her body."
Miroku stared at InuYasha, amazed. I mean, I was too. InuYasha's the one who always makes Kagome cry, and he has the world's worst (In my opinion) love life. He has a dead miko after his head, which when ever she's around, he goes to see her. He should try to take his own advice sometimes. You know, if he figured that much out just by observing Miroku and Sango, he's not as idiotic as he seems. Wait, did I just say that? He's always been a idiot. Now I'm just confusing myself. Ahhh! InuYasha has gone crazy!
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"Miroku, you'll stay here for a while so the girls won't think that we've disappeared. InuYasha and I will go off first. Meet us at the edge of the village." We were just about to put our plan into action, it had to work. InuYasha frowned at the sight of the girls playing with Rin. "Well get their attention," I whispered to InuYasha, "You'll see."
We were waiting for Miroku to come when InuYasha said that he smelled the earth moving. How do you smell the earth moving? "Shippo, there's something coming our way, smells a lot like earth." I laughed, though now I wished I didn't, I saw a flash of red and white coming our way. Kikyo!
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Meanwhile, Miroku was meditating, or he looked like it. Sango and Kagome along with Rin where yelling at him. Or to be more accurate on Sango's part, whacking him. It was only after Sango had decided to check if Miroku still had a heart beat, did he open his eyes. Only to be pelted by a series of question.
"Where's InuYasha!?"
"Have you seen Kirara?"
"Rin wants to play with Shippo-chan?"
"Yeah, and where's Shippo?"
"YOU HAVEN'T LOST THEM, HAVE YOU!?" They all shouted at once.
"Ladies, ladies, one question at a time." What a pervert. "InuYasha and Shippo, I am sure that they were going to play on the outskirts of the village, and as for Kirara, I haven't seen her all day."
"You mean that you let InuYasha and Shippo go play out of the village with our no supervision?!" Kagome didn't look to good. " What if Kouga, Naraku, Kikyo, or Kagura showed up! What would they do!" While Kagome was panicking, Sango was slapping Miroku.
Miroku held his hands up, "Ladies. I am sure that if we looked for them, that they would be unharmed."
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"Okaa-san?" InuYasha spoke. "What are you doing here? Why are you wearing the same clothes as Kaede oba-san?" InuYasha, I wanted to scream, no more talking, don't you know who you're talking to! "Why do you smell like earth?"
"InuYasha!" She could not believe her eyes. Of course, InuYasha was not a child.
"Okaa-san. What are you staring at? You said that it wasn't polite to stare." Oh great. Now, not only do I have Kikyo on my hands, but also an InuYasha who tells others what is polite. I should just wash my hands on this matter.
"InuYasha. Come." She spoke. "It is time to go."
"Go where? And what about Shippo? Why don't you look happy?"
"If you come with me, I'll tell you."
"But why?"
"InuYasha!" About time that I had found my voice. "Don't you know who she is? She's not Kagome, she's Kik-"
"Quiet Kitsune," she cut in, "Come InuYasha."
"But what about Shippo?"
"He will stay here."
"But why do I have to go?"
"It is not safe for you here."
"Why?"
"Evils draws closer. You must be safe."
"But Shippo, I can't leave him here!"
"Very well, the Kitsune can come too."
I opened my mouth to talk. Kikyo touched my forehead with her fingers. I couldn't move, nor could I speak. How had we ended up in so much trouble when all we were trying to get the girls' attention?
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A/N: This is the longest chapter of this story so far. And it took forever to type. I'm happy, this Friday is the last day of the Trimester, so I have a half-day. The bad thing is everyone in health or P.E. has a dancing unit. Square dancing making students dance boy girl boy girl torture.
Has anyone seen Winter Sonata? I have, and I'm having a hard time understanding what they are saying. But otherwise, it is the best drama that I've seen! I recommend it highly.
Next update will be sometimes during winter break. Don't forget to drop a review, I don't care if you flame me though.
