(puts on a really weird mix of german english irish and transylvanian accent) vell it is nice to noooo zat peeeple 'ave vinnallly cooom to realise zat teapots are indeed Evil. And zo is serenity.

Vell, anyvay:

Er, yes zorry about ze Malik eating a zubway zandwich it vas a vegetarian vone.

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Joey was choking.

He was eating the peanuts when mokuba's hair got in the way.

Poor young Sheman forgot the rule about keeping anything of value away from Joey while he was eating.

The only way to save poor mokuba's hair was to cut it off.

So now we have a guyher. Yes he know looks more like a guy than a girl but he still has a sprinkle of femineity.

And poor Joey was still choking.

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the teapot king had something in stall for that so called millionaire Kaiba.

Yes the teapot king did indeed.

Yes. He did.

The teapot king scratched his head.

An incredibly evil plan will come to mind soon enough.

"AHA!" cried the teapot "I shall, SEND HIM AN INVITATION TO THE TEAPOTS CONVENTION!"

"um, sire, he is currently in a virtual dream I do not think that he will be out in time" said his first assistant.

"damn nation!" cried the teapot king.

And he went back into his brooding silence in which I don't think he will ever come out of.

"I GOT IT"

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back in dream world:

boom.

The ground trembled.

Joey saw (over the chunk of hair in his mouth) a giant foot.

"toppyoushimonai" he said through the stuff in his mouth.

Though it sounded more like: TOPPPRYYYYSSSHHHHNAI!

(it means crazy)

and he continued to digest the hair.

Yes. The teapot had sent the foot to squash Kaiba.

It was nearing them. They all started to run.

"Joey MOVE!" cried Yami as the foot was nearing him.

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MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh the suspense! faints

Sorry, I'm not on a high as much anymore.

Because I can't do bloody French and I have a French project.

Yes. I shall add French teachers to the list of evilness.