Disclamer: Ahem so you know... I own nothing! Not (As much as I wish I DID) CATS, not Phantom, Not Rocky Horror Picture show, Laugh Whore, Cabaret... or anything else like that though myself and friends will be used.. my charractors that are used as well as my friends charactors will be starred when they appear! Thank you and let the madness begin!
WARNING: Insanity follows as well as bad spelling so bear with me and don't report me if offended by anything this is just for fun...now enjoy!
Author (Me/Cj): Alright time to write.. and here we go! Insert typing sounds>
It all started one day in the junkyard when the whole Jellicle group was out beeing their usual selfs again...
Tugger: What the hell is this stuff! Come on! This should be more intrestin!
Me: Like this:Typing sounds and Tuggers fur turns pink:
Tugger: What the- HEY NO FAIR
Me: Well you said-
Tugger: I don't care what you say change me back!
Misto:Enters in a poof of magical dust and silver streamers: hey there.. Whoah! Nice fur Tugger :snicker:
Me:Squeels and steals streamsers before haning them up in her room:
Misto:Blinks: Erm... right... anyways what did you do to yourself Tugger
Tugger: She did it:Points an accusing claw at the Author:
Misto: Ohhh :Giggles: Well you look good I'm sure Macca (A.K.A. Maccavity) will be pleased
Demeter:Screams: AHHHH MACAVITY!
Tugger:Eyes Dem (A.K.A. Demeter): What do you mean by that?
Macca: AHHH DEMETER!
Misto: Ohh nothing :bats eyelashes:
(Macca and Dem run about screaming in the background)
Tugger: Riiggghhttt...
Munku (A.K.A. Munkustrap-
Macca: AHHH MUNKUSTRAP:Tackles the tabby:
Munku: ACK:Falls over: get offa me!
Macca: WHHHYYY your so adorible:Pintches cheeks:
Cj: I agree!
Vic: Ohh shut up no one asked you!
Cj: Be quiet or feel my wrath!
Tugger: DON"T TEMPT HER!
Vic: wow what happened to you?
Misto/Tugger: She did:both point:
Cj: Smiles sweetly:
(Cut to somewhere in Berlin in 1931)
Emcee: If you happen to be rich und you feel like a night's entertainment you can pay for a gay escapade. If you happen to be rich and alone und you need a companion you can ring-ting-a-ling for zhe maid...
(And now back to our regularly schedualed insanity)
Skimbleshanks:Randomly shows up and blinks seeing many striped and pok-a-dotted cats:
Tugger: I TOLD YOU NOT TO PROVOKE HER!
Skimble: Dear god what 'app'n'ed 'ere?
Me: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :Runs across the junkyard and tackles Skimble and snuggles the railway cat:
Skimble: Umm help!
Me: MARRY ME!
Skimble :Goes wide eyed and wiggles away before takingoff running:
Me:Scrambles after him: NOOOO COME BACK!
Misto: That was odd
Tugger: And my fur beeing pink isn't?
Misto: Well it could be worse
(Meanwile durring this mess Macca got Munku to dress in drag)
Tugger:Blinks: like that?
Misto: Excatally...
(Cut from the Junkyard wile the CATS all try to lick the color out of their fur.. which works i'm not that crule. Turn to the Opera Populair on the roof where Erik was hiding listening to Christine and Raoul sing 'All I ask of you')
Cj:Bursts through the door: ALRIGHT HOLD EVERYTHING!
Raoul: Who are yo-
Cj: Shut it Monseiure Vicomte De Changy
Christine: What do you want?
Cj: I am here to solve things:Goes and grabs Erik from behind the statue: Now all of you listen and listen good!
Raoul: What the hell is going on!
Cj: Did I say you can talk? NO! SO shut up and listen!. Ok...now Erik-
Erik: How do you know my name?
Cj: Does it matter? Anyways as I was saying-
Erik: Acctually it does...
Christine: I would like to know as well...
Cj: JUST LISTEN. Erik... she's going to end up running off with Raoul... so your going to be alone... but everything can be ok...
Erik: How do you know this! And... erm.. how can that be ok?
Raoul/Christine:Stare dumbfounded:
Cj: Look.. Raoul you would die for Christine Right?
Raoul: Uhh right?
Cj: Good.. Erik you'd kill for Christine right?
Erik: Oui...
Cj: Then Kill Raoul.. Raoul dies for Christine and you kill for her... Problem solved...
Raoul: But- :lip quivers:
Cj: Ohh shut up pretty boy... Either that or...:Shifty eyes: Erik you can marry me.. cause...:Sighs and has to say what EVERY PHAN GIRL WOULD: I understand you and you are so sexy and you sing really really really good and I would never leave you and your face isn't all that bad pluss in my time you could even get that fixed and really it wouldn't matter anyways because I don't judge others not to mention that my friends would be jealous that you chose me which I so want you yto do because I love you and...
(Moving on wile our author rambles...
Somewhere in the forests of Ohio in a little town called Denton)
Dr. Scott: Janet!
Janaet: Dr. Scott!
Brad: Janaet
Janaet: Brad!
Frank: Rocky!
Rocky: Uggg!
Riff: Not this again...:Shakes head:
Colombia: Really
Magenta: Wanna go out for Pizza?
Riff: I thought we where having Meatloaf?
Magenta: You mean Eddie?
Riff: Ohh right...
Colombia: What did you say?
Riff/Magenta: Nothing...
(Back to our Jellicle gang)
Tugger: Only after three and a half hours my fur is finally back to the same color...
Alonzo: But that wasn't three and a half hours it was only ten miniutes..
Tugger: Ohh shut up...
Munkustrap:Still in drag: Help me!
Macca: YOUR SO CUTE!
Victoria: Ohh god...
Mario Cantone:Wanders through the junkyand and screams: KISS MY JELLICLE ASS!
Alonzo: What the hell is that?
Rumpleteazer: I think it was a man
Mungojerry: A very gay man
Macca: WHERE?
Munku: hey now I'm jealous!
Tugger: I thought you where trying to get away from him?
Misto: Good point...
(Cut to JTHM stuff)
Random guy: OMG SOMEBODY PUT CRAP IN MY PANTS! (Yes it had to be edited sorry...)
(Cut to the Populair again. Erik Christine and Raoul are asleep)
Cj: And you are so beautiful and you can write great music and I could only dream of meeting you like this and it;s soo cool and don't waiste your time with Christine cause she'll only hurt you anyways but I would NEVER do that...
(Cut once more wile she rambels on to a circus in france)
Terry: So anyways what you need to do is talk to the other clowns and come up with your own routeine...
Elizabeth (one of my friends):Flys out of no where and tackles Terry:
Anne (Elizabeth's rp charrie):Soon follows:
Terry: ACK!
(Cut to keep the young children's eyes away from what is to happen to the poor, yet sexy, ringmaster)
Random voice: And now a word from our sponcers!
Sponcers: Phnumountramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis
Random voice: And that was the word!
(Cut to the populair about three days later)
Erik: Does she even breath?
Raoul: Can she breath?
Christine: I don't think she can...
Alex (Another friend of mine): Jumps in and smack Cj's back:
Cj: Why you!
Alex:Runs away:
Cj:Follows growling:
(Cut to.. wait.. if Cj.. whom is the author whom is me is after Alex...who is typing this random insane thing?
Adriana: I AM!
Cj: really?
Adriana: Yes
Terence: I'm helping
Derek: So am I!
Loki: As am I...
Cj: Ok cool! Carry on
Adriana: Right-o!
so.. There was a Tomb... In a city Called redvale.. in a town called England... and it was the end of the world)
Emcee: HEY! Zhats my zhing und it's 'Zhere a club, in a city called Berlin, in a country called Germany!
Adriana: Sorry!
Emcee: You better be!
Adriana: Anyways
(A tomb...)
Spencer: Why are we in this again
Spike: Something about sex appeal
Spencer: That makes sence but... if thats the case why are YOU here?
Spike: Ohh shove off
Spencer: This is my home!
(To clarify.. these two are alter egos that where seperated by a company called EnCo and given bodies both are pretty hot but Spencer is godly)
Spike: I heard that!
Spencer: See I am better!
(If you wish to know more check out s11. or just E-mail me!)
Adriana: Back to the story
(Denton)
Dr. Scott: Janet!
Janaet: Dr. Scott!
Brad: Janaet
Janaet: Brad!
Frank: Rocky!
Rocky: Uggg!
Magenta: they still at it?
Riff: Yup
Colombia: Should we stop them?
Riff: Naw...
(Erm yeah thats the end of part one.. I'm planning on a sequil It has something to do about Mutated Platapi and the supream beeing.. so read, respond, Rant, do whatever you need E-mail me, call me, track be down stalk me, whatever just let me know if I should make more.. and even if you tell me I shouldn't.. I probably will!)