DISCLAIMERS: I am honoured if you think I own anything. I do not however own anything. Not even my sanity. The penguins stole that a long time ago.

They were running.

When Kaiba, (who the foot was actually chasing) said:

"this is a dream right?"

"yes." Replied Yami. (all still running… )

"and in dreams what you think comes true right?" Kaiba asked again.

"yeah…" said Yami.

"I GOT IT!" cried Joey and he stopped running.

"huh…?" asked Mokuba.

"Joey RUN!" cried Yugi.

But he didn't run.

And something spectacular happened.

A giant female shoe appeared.

And for the shoes it was love at first sight!

(random sims music starts playing)

and the skipped off into the distance.

"not what I had in mind, but it worked." Said Kaiba. Then he added: "mutt."

"I AM NOT A MUTT Kaiba!" cried Joey.

"oh yeah?"

"YEAH!"

"and what sort of Japanese person has blonde hair?" Kaiba asked snidely.

"um…… mixed breed?" replied Joey in a question sort of way. (confused? So am i.)

"therefore…" said Kaiba allowing Joey time to work it out.

"THEREFORE I AM A MUTT!" cried Joey triumphantly.

T.T (that was every-one else except hang on…)

"ISHIZU!" cried Malik jumping up.

Yes indeed he had left his crazy sister behind.

Every-one ran back to the table.

And there was Ishizu….

Poor poor Ishizu….

Malik started to cry.

Yes.

Ishizu was…

TEAPOT-IFIED!

SHE HAD BEEN TURNED INTO A TEAPOT!

And the penguins had stolen her insanity.

(there were penguins running around in circles gobbling, you know what turkeys do)

"THIS IS TERRIBLE!" cried Marik

"I know! M-my poor s-sister!" cried Malik.

"not your sister! The penguins!" said Marik.

And every-one was sitting on the floor comforting those poor penguins who had stolen ishizu's insanity.

Malik muttered something under his breath.

"what did you call me Malik?" asked Marik.

"nothing." Said Malik.

"you did say something!" Marik replied.

"no I didn't!"

"yes you did!"

"no I didn't!"

"yes you did! I mean look! Just there! he pointed above maliks head it says 'I muttered under my breath!'"

"well I didn't SAY it then did I? I MUTTERED it."

Marik blinked stupidly.

"Whatever."

The teapot moved.

Only no-one was paying attention to it because, they were playing with the insane penguins.

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A/N: yay! Insane penguins! Okay so I have a pic of the king of teapots. He is actually one of the teapots that mum bought me. Its glass and has blue dots with red dots in the blue dots on it but only on the main part, not the handle or the spout…. Yes it is evil. AND MY GOD I LOST MY SPOON TODAY!

I is actually thinking that the teapot king stole it.

Or Tristan. (bro)

Infact Tristan can be the royal vizier of the teapot king.

AAHHHH! NO EVILNESS INSIDE MY HOUSE!