( insert trumpet fanfare> Number three is out my friends! I get to tourture you more with the insanity woohoo yay for me!. Disclamer as you all know hasn't changed.. nothing is mine unless you know that charactor is from nothing you have seen then it's probably mine or myself or my friends! ON WITH THE SHOW!)
Warning: Do I have to say it this time Honestly?
Benson: Here you are M'lord the tutu, Tiara, and glitter
Evil: Ahh thank you... now I shall become the ballerina I have always wanted to be
Macca; OK even I'm scared now...
Munku: really...
(Cut to Kit Kat Klub)
Emcee: Und Helga! (Helga iz zhe baby. I'm just like a fazher to her. So vhen she's bad, I spank her. Und she's
very, very, very, very, very bad.) Rosie, Lulu, Frenchie, Texas,
Fritzie... Und Helga.Each und every von... a virgin! Mah You don't
believe me? Vell, don't take my vord for it. Go ahead- try Helga!
(Cut too phone conversation)
Elizabeth: Rikku won
Cj: What he win?
Elizabeth: She
Cj: I thought you meant the one from Kingdom hearts
Elizabeth: No from FFX...
Cj: What did she win?
Elizabeth: She won the baddest good girl.
Cj: ohh intresting...
Elizabeth: yeah they are giving awards to video game charactors it's sad...
(Cut to Junkyard)
Tugger: And we all say...
Misto: Not again!
Bomba: NOOO NOT THE REPEDITIVE SONG OF DOOM!
(Cut to Populair)
Christine: You just said Erik was sexy didn't you!
Raoul: Umm.. no!
Erik: YES YOU DID
Raoul: no I didn't!
Christine: I can't bealve this...
Erik: your telling me..:Shutter:
(Phone convo)
Cj: you know DOTS are intresting
Elizabeth: Wha?
Cj: DOTS are intresting..
Elizabeth: What are DOTS
Cj: DOTS are those candies... fruit flavored..
Elizabeth: Ohh that
Cj: yeah
Elizabeth: Why are intresting
Cj: Because if you eat them after they are a year old or have been in the fridge for a few hours they are like rubber cement and they stick to your mouth.
Elizabeth:Laughs:
(Cut to woods at night)
Cricket :Cricket noise:
(Cut to some dude's house)
Alex (Not my friend): I'm singing in the rain! Just singing in the rain!
(Cut to Actors)
One of my friends: EXCUSE ME DO I KNOW YOU!
Me: O.o..
(Berlin 1931...again?)
Fraulein Schnider: Would you like a slice?
Herr Schultz: That might be nice, but frankly it would give me gas.
Schnider: The we shall leave it here, not to eat but to see
Me: WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY SINGING ABOUT?
Schnider/Schultz: A Pineapple...
Schnider: For me
Schultz: From me
Me: Ohh... I don't like pineapples...They give me gas...
Schultz: me too...
Emcee: Vell no one asked you
Me: OMG! Teh hotness that is known as Emcee! (Alan cumming as Emcee anyways )
Emcee: Ja ja I know... you zhink I don't get zhat alot?
Me: Erm.. I dunno...
Emcee: Excatally
Me: What?
Emcee: Zhats my point
Me: O.o I'm lost...
(Cut to set of Muppets treasure island)
Random Muppet (I can't think of it's name):Crying and holding a skeleton: Dead Tom's Dead!...Long John shot him!
Other muppet: But.. Dead Tom has always been dead... thats why he's called Dead Tom
Ranfom Muppet: Ohh...
Long John Silver:Blink:
Me: AAIIIEEEE :Tackeles Long John who happen to be Tim Curry in the movie . :
Long John Silver: What the-
Me: TEH HOTNESS THAT IS LONG JOHN SILVER aka Tim Curry
Bloody Jack(My friends charrie): Hehe 'Long John' that sounds dirty
Me:Glare:
Emcee: Ahh vhat is zhis eh? now I'm jealous...
Me: Go get back to your own musical play thingy...I'll be there in a moment...
Emcee; But you like him better zhen me...:Pout:
Me: Aww thats so damned cute!
John: Take her.. please I can't breath!
Alex (Mah friend): You can't what?
Me; I"M WARNING YOU DON"T SAY IT!
John: What say 'I can't breath'?
Alex:Grins evily and slaps Long John's back:
John: OWWIE!
Me: Warned you...
Emcee: Now leave zhe pirate man alone! You make me jealous...:Picks Cj up and starts to carry her back to his movie/play:
Me: Well this is different...
(Cut to some place)
Buffy: Where do we go from here?
Me: Er thats a good question
(Cut to my home computer)
Alex: What the hell was that
Me: Braindead
Adriana: But I'm typing this
Me: No only in the fic you are. you see you are typing in the faciction but in real life I am typing
Adriana: Then if this is real life how am I here
Alex: Good question
Me: Don't ask me.. x.x
(Cut to jellicles)
Munkustrap: Man we keep getting left out...
Macca: I know... but we are to beautiful to be left out...
Tugger; I think it's only you who thinks that Mac..
Munkustrap: I think he's -
Demeter: Don't say it for the sake of heavyside don't say it!
Munkustrap: But you like him too..
Demeter: Thats a different story...
(Cut to Berli-
Tugger: No you don't we deserve a turn
Adriana: You guys are borning though
Misto: But come on!
Adriana: No plus if I don't go back to there she will kill me
Munkustrap: She who?
Cj: Me
Tugger: OMG RUN AWAY!
Adriana: Uhh yeah...
Cj: Plus as much as I love you furballs... I was kidnapped by Emcee... I just wanna know what happens with us
Emcee::Giggles: You don't vant to know vhat I have in store for you my leibling
Cj: Actually I do
Adriana: Dear god you know that is just not right!
Derek: Or right according to the law
Emcee: Ahh shush up and get on vith zhe story
Misto: But..
Cj::Glare:
Misto: Ohh alright...
Adriana: Ahem... now
Cut to Berlin)
Emcee::Carries cj into his dressing room: Now vhom are you going to say vas zhe von out of all of us you are going to pick
Cj: Ohh this is hard... I mean ofcourse there is you.. and Erik... and Skimbleshanks... and Long John
Bloody James: Thats sounds dirty
Emcee/Cj: SHUT UP!
Emcee: Vell?
(The End)
CJ: WHAT NOOO!
(Bum bum bum! Is it really the end? Who Will Cj Pick? What is going on? Hey look the question marks are back Anyways if you think there should be no other Redvale fanfics press 6554321 on your phone now if you think there should be more add a review and beg of me to write more and if you make me feel special enough I just MIGHT do it... or just leave a message after the beep telling me what you thought anyways!... BEEP!)