A Harry Potter Story
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Chapter 2
A/N: Right… well. This is the second chapter. Yay! That means I got reviews. Yay! I'm so proud of myself for getting 3 reviews… Alright as you know today is the first day of classes at school. Just a quick reminder, the characters and their yami's are separate people. Of course I'm sure you all remember that from the first chapter. Another thing, as my friend pointed out, these people obviously don't know their scripts very well (or for that matter don't know it at all) and therefore are not perfect people. By the way, you probably noticed by now, but for the good of the story Kaiba is very OOC. Also you must remember that whatever I think goes right to the computer, no revising or anything, only spell check. Oh and no more spin the bottle, it was calling me, sorry (Please don't kill me FireDemonessJaganshi! She's an authoress on here too. Check her story out!). I'll just stop babbling now. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Well you know the deal. I don't own them I don't get sued… right? I hope so… It's probably for the best I don't own them anyway. I can always dream though! Can't I?
(A sleeping person wakes up to the smell of smoke. He turns over and, realizing something smells like its burning sits bolt upright, causing the strategically placed mouse traps to go off setting him on fire as well.)
Kaiba: (jumps) Oh Shit!
(Kaiba jumps out of bed and searches frantically for something to put out the fire. Finding a fire extinguisher being handed to him from off stage he gratefully grabs it and starts hosing himself down with it. He also (since he had the time of course) manages to put out Yugi's fire also. This unfortunately causes the boy to wake up and wonder why the walls are white and fluffy.)
Yugi: (rubs eyes and sees Kaiba wearing the white fluffy… attire?) Kaiba? Is that you there? Why are you wearing white?
Kaiba: (growls from anger and embarrassment) Our sweet brothers have used another one of their great inventions on us… Apparently they set fire to anything that moves…
Yugi: (Lies down to go back to sleep (since they still have a good hour left until classes start)) I hope Malfoy's okay.
Kaiba: I hope he isn't…
Yugi: (waves him off) Whatever…
(The Slytherin boys also wake up in about the same fashion except nobody handed them a fire extinguisher so they had to make do without. Particularly, they had to manually hook up a hose to the sink and drench the walls to make the fire finally subside. So soaking wet, the boys got out of their room, changed, and went into the Great Hall to have breakfast where they met up with the people from the Gryffindor House.)
Kaiba: (growling to himself) I'll get those two back. I'll get them…
Joey: (strolls over to the Gryffindor table) Hey Potter, did you know it looks like you died your hair white?
Kaiba: (glares at the blonde) Did you know it actually looks like you washed your hair? (A/N: Looks like someone's still angry about the night before…)
Tea: (looks over) Oh Harry, don't lower yourself to his level. Ignore him.
Kaiba: (and ignore him he did) Ron, what are our classes?
Yugi: (looks at schedule) Looks like we have Transfiguration with Slytherin, Herbology with Hufflepuff, Divination with Ravenclaw, Astronomy with Hufflepuff, Defense Against the Dark Arts with Slytherin, lunch, Magical Creatures with Ravenclaw and Potions with Slytherin. That's quite a schedule.
Kaiba: (shrug) It doesn't matter, at least we get paid. (Sakura holds up sign that says 'NO YOU DON'T') Paid as in learn. At least we learn something.
Yugi: (rolls eyes) Yeah, right, learn something. Oh and you have Quidditch so you get out of Potions 30 minutes early and you play…(flips through schedule which is really a script in disguise) Slytherin.
Kaiba: (smirks) I get to play against Malfoy. I'll beat him for sure.
Tea: (rolls eyes) Harry, I know you and Malfoy are enemies and everything (looks over at Joey who is standing patiently by them being ignored. You'd think he wasn't standing right next to them the way they were talking) but…
Joey: Yeah, Potter, because there's no way you'd beat me anyway.
Kaiba: (smirk) Is that a challenge?
Joey: (fuming) Yes!
Kaiba: Alright. You're on.
Yugi: (taps Kaiba's shoulder) Harry? Maybe you should rethink your challenge. Remember what happened last time?
Kaiba: This is different. Now let's go to Transfiguration.
Yugi: With Slytherin.
Kaiba: Shoot.
(So the boys (and one girl) slowly make their way to Transfiguration dreading the whole hour they would have to spend with the Slytherins. When they get near the door they look down as they walk in because they are now a good ten minutes late. (For Professor McGonagall I decided to do something different. Sorry if you don't like it but I thought it was funny so that's how it's going to be))
Yugi: (looking at his feet) Sorry we got lost.
Ryou: (tries to smile) No problem. Please take your seat.
(The boys both look shocked up at their teacher. It is none other than Ryou standing disgustedly (I would be too) at the front of the class wearing a dress and a wizard hat (he refused to let me put it in a bun. Shoot ) So Ryou is… PROFFESSOR MCGONAGALL!)
Joey: (trying to suppress laughter)
Ryou: (shoots daggers in his direction) Do you want detention?
Joey: (stops laughing) No, ma'am. (Starts again)
Ryou: (exasperatedly) Okay! Enough take out your wands and try to turn something into something else. You should remember what the spell is from last year. (Leaves and sits behind his desk glaring daggers at some paperwork that isn't magically signing itself, or something like that)
(Of course that's how they spent the rest of the class hour with Tea the only person who turned anything. Kaiba and Joey temporarily put their differences aside after that to pick on her and Yugi and Kaiba forgot their friendship (temporarily) and after class things turned back to "normal")
(By the time Potions class came around…let's just say no one was happy to still be in school. I mean who is?)
Kaiba: (walks into the classroom and sits at a table)
Tea and Yugi: (follow)
Joey: (smirks) Tired Potter?
Kaiba: Shut up.
(Just then Snape walks briskly into the room in the process slamming the door. He walks to the front of the room where a chalkboard is)
Yami: (sigh) Today we'll start with a simple potion. If some of you have studied, this should be like elementary school. (Yami is none other than… SNAPE!)
Yugi: (shocked)
Yami: (flips chalkboard around to where ingredients and instructions are there to make the potion) You may start.
(Yugi, Tea, Kaiba and everyone else get their cauldrons out along with the ingredients.)
Yugi: (leans over to Kaiba and Tea) I can't believe him.
Tea: Who, Snape?
Kaiba: Who'd have thought he'd go over to the dark side.
Yugi: (glare) He didn't go over to the dark side.
Kaiba: (glare) What are you complaining about? You hate Snape.
Yugi: N… (sigh) You're right.
(By about 45 minutes from the end of class Yugi and Kaiba were comparing the colors and textures of their potions)
Yugi: Harry did you know that if you added eye of newt to this it turns the nastiest shade of green?
Kaiba: (looks up) Eye of newt isn't even part of the ingredients.
Yugi: Really? Oops.
Kaiba: Mines bright blue. What's yours Hermione?
Tea: It's a pale yellow.
Kaiba: Do you think yours is wrong?
Tea: No.
Kaiba: (looks sadly at his ruined potion) Darn. Malfoy what color's yours?
Joey: (looks up then looks down) It's yellow.
Kaiba: What! How could his be closer than mine? (Grabs a few random jars and throws them into the cauldron) That should do it… (contents explode)
Yugi: Hey, good going Harry. I couldn't make mine explode.
Kaiba: (looks at the now black contents of his cauldron) Darn it's not yellow.
Yugi: (looks at clock) I think it's time for you to go to your Quidditch match.
Kaiba: (looks back down at cauldron and picks up some more ingredients) I don't think I'll go. What do you think will happen if I add this pink stuff?
Yugi: I don't know. Try it.
Kaiba: (adds pink stuff) Nothings happening… (cauldron starts on fire then explodes yet again) Darn. Still not yellow.
Yugi: Malfoy's leaving.
Kaiba: Good.
Tea: You have to go now Harry.
Kaiba: No, I don't think so (picks up a vile of some bright yellow liquid)
(Out of nowhere a pair of cops come onto the stage and drag Kaiba away from the cauldron. They, against his will, take him all the way to the Quidditch field where they set him down and watch him grudgingly walk into the changing room. After he is done dressing he walks onto the field with some random village people from his home town (Just so you know, I've done my research and well know that Ron is part of the Quidditch team. I also know that George and Fred got expelled so with that said I'm taking information from the 4th book okay?))
(Curtains close and Sakura steps out)
Sakura: Alright we need a temporary break at this time, so to pass the time my brother is going to sing a song he completely made up all by himself but used tunes from other songs. This isn't exactly relevant to the play so feel free to leave at this time and come back in about 5 minutes. He also can't carry a tune so all the people who can't stand that please leave. Okay, introducing, Kai!
Kai: (walks onto the stage, goes to the center of the stage and takes the microphone that Sakura offers him) Hello everybody, as you heard I'm going to sing a song called… "Macaroni".
"Some hotty once told me the world was macaroniSo I took a bite out of a tree
It tasted kind of crummy so I spit it on a bunny
And the bunny took a bite out of me
Yeah you think that's all but you'll never have it all
Can't you see that it's all about me, me, me?
Peach, punch, captain crunch
Brick wall, waterfall
Girl you think you got it all
You don't. I do.
So poof with the attitude
Freeze, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam
Spiderman, you're the man
You've got the moves and all the groves.
That's the way uhuh uhuh
I like it uhuh uhuh
(Fades out)"
Kai: (bows to the applause he receives after the song)
Sakura: There you have it folks! Kai's song (looks at paper) "Macaroni!"
Kai: (bows again, hands the mike over to Sakura and exits off the stage)
Sakura: Interesting, no? Well that's the end of the break. Let's get back to the play!
(Sakura walks off the stage and the curtains open to show the Quidditch field and in the center are Joey and Kaiba, about five feet off the ground, sitting on their brooms with invisible fishing wire connecting the ends to the ceiling. Joey is wistfully looking at the ground hoping to something the wires don't break, and Kaiba is looking angrily at Joey cursing silently to whoever convinced him to do this stupid task and who he should send assassins after first)
Sakura: (from offstage) Now the object of the game is to catch the golden snitch the fastest while the chasers try to get the quaffle through the hoops. Ready? Game… START!
(The background screen on the stage moves backward and forward while the player's brooms carefully move the opposite direction so they don't fall off (hey what did you expect? This is a play). The snitch, a ways away, is fastly moving from one side of the stage to the other. All you can really see of it is the glint of gold in the stage light. Kaiba and Joey both see it obviously but in their current states the way the broom goes is the way they go. Off stage a ways you can just barely make out the shapes of Marik and Bakura)
(All of a sudden something small and silver flies through the sky and the next thing anyone knows both Kaiba and Joey's brooms are hanging by only one string)
Joey: (laughs nervously) Hey, Potter looks like you're in quite a situation there. How'd you fall off your broom?
Kaiba: (glares) You're in a situation yourself aren't you? So I wouldn't talk.
Joey: heh heh heh… (trails off) I guess you're right… (sigh) So what should we do now?
Kaiba: I'm going to catch the snitch.
Joey: How can you even be thinking about that at a time like this? We could fall to our deaths.
Kaiba: (shrug)
(To everyone's utter amazement Kaiba reaches up and grabs a hold of "thin air" and pulls up. He uses all his upper body strength to keep going and reaches the rafters, where he "disappears" into the sky. A few minutes later he comes back holding the golden ball we all know as the snitch. He grabs a hold once more of the "thin air" and slides back down to the broom)
Kaiba: (holds onto the broom one-handed) Hey, look! I won the game!
Sakura: (rolls eyes) And Gryffindor wins the first Quidditch game of the year!
(The brooms slowly lower and finally all the Quidditch players reach the ground and either gets off their brooms or, in Kaiba and Joey's case, reach the ground and just leave. After they bid their good byes…)
Joey: Hey, Potter. Good game, but you know that was a fluke right? I'll win next time.
Kaiba: Yeah and pigs will learn to fly. You know that right?
(They depart and go back to their dorms where parties await them both)
A/N: WAHAHAHAHAHA… (ahem) Okay, that's all for the second chapter. I'll try to get the next chapter up as soon as I possibly can. But that requires you, the readers, to push the little purple button at the bottom, take a couple seconds or minutes, or however long it takes you and review! Yay!