A Harry Potter Story
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Chapter 3
A/N: Sorry, sorry, sorry it took so long! I'm being a refugee at my dad's house so I haven't had a lot of time to do things, but I finally got this finished! Yay! You know I really didn't think I'd get this far. I really didn't. I got sunburned last weekend up north. Boo! (sigh) I didn't get any wood ticks on me though… just eaten alive by fire ants… I don't even know why I go up north when all I do is sit and get sunburned and then go inside so I don't get eaten alive by wood ticks. (sigh) One of my three great fears (shakes head) wood ticks, spiders and falling from high places… I'm so pathetic but curse them all anyway…
Disclaimer: I don't own YuGiOh or Harry Potter. I don't even own Sakura! Noo! Wait, yes I do, I invented her. Take that Fire Demoness Jaganshi and moongirlselene99! I may not have chose what color her hair was yet (was it brown? Pink? Purple? Gray?) but I invented her! You should bow to me for permission to use her (stands on computer swivel chair) WAHAHAHAHA… (chair tips) Whoa! (Takes a digger to the ground) Owww, pain… Don't try that at home kids… (miraculously recovers) On to the story!
Dedicated to: Fire Demoness Jaganshi, because she helped me with some of the ideas! A toast to you my friend!
(On their way up to the awaiting parties…)
Yugi: So Harry, what are you going to do to when we get back to the dorm?
Kaiba: Murder your brothers.
Tea: (gasp) You wouldn't! Why?
Kaiba: (shrug) They tried to kill me first, and because Malfoy will be in my debt.
Yugi: (clueless) Why?
Kaiba: Because I'll have avenged him along with myself.
Yugi: Oh.
(After making it past the moving staircase and then by the electronic picture, the Gryffindors were greeted with a very loud, "SURPRISE!" Kaiba looked around quickly, not looking the slightest bit surprised and found what he was looking for. He took off quickly toward the twin brothers who were looking quiet cocky)
Kaiba: (stopping in front of the brothers and growls) What do you think you were doing.
Bakura: (innocently) What do you mean? Congratulations on winning the first game.
Marik: That was really cool how you got the snitch. You'll have to tell me what spell you used to make yourself disappear like that.
Kaiba: (glowering) Do you really think I'm that naïve and stupid?
Bakura: (smirk) Well… we might have at one point but now… yes. We really didn't do anything.
Marik: Maybe it was someone else impersonating us.
Kaiba: Can you prove any of what you're saying?
Marik: Of course not.
Bakura: We were busy in a secret hallway, in a secret room, making secret new inventions.
Kaiba: That aren't secret any more… Maybe I should strangle you to death like I planned just so no one has to suffer the tragic fate of becoming test subjects.
Bakura: (smiles) Aw, come on, how fun would that be?
Kaiba: Loads (turns around and stalks back to Yugi and Tea)
Tea: So? What's up?
Kaiba: (glaring at thin air) They say they didn't do it.
Yugi: Well, is there any proof that shows they did do it?
Kaiba: (turns on Yugi) You're just saying that because your related to them.
Yugi: (disgustedly) Are you joking? I'm just saying that maybe someone is trying to frame them. I mean, could you really see them?
Kaiba: Yes. It looked exactly like them. They were behind the curtains sort of though…
Yugi: (shocked) You're unsure? Since when are you unsure?
Kaiba: (glares) Since they were behind the curtains.
Tea: Maybe we should check out the crime scene. I'm sure we'll be able to figure something out if we go there.
(So they exit the dorms, and leave all the people who were waiting there to do a party, and as they do the people in there continue partying anyway. They go back to the Quidditch grounds and stop dead in their tracks as they see that Joey and his cronies are already there)
Kaiba: (walks over to Joey) Okay, Malfoy, find anything interesting?
Joey: (looks weirdly at Kaiba) Since when are we on speaking terms, Potter?
Kaiba: Since right now. So, what did you find?
Joey: (rolls eyes) I found the silver thing that went flying through the air. It was over there by the Quidditch hoops. (shows Kaiba a very small, very sharp knife)
Kaiba: How did you figure out it wasn't Ron's brothers?
Joey: That was easy. I was just looking through there schedules. See? (Shows Kaiba schedule that is secretly a script that says, "Ron's brothers didn't do it")
Kaiba: How do you know it's not forged?
Joey: (rolls eyes) Because I know, rich boy. This is solid evidence that they didn't do it.
Kaiba: (looks closely at the "schedule") I think I know who's behind this. Voldemort!
Joey: (name doesn't faze him) I think your right. What do you think he wants this time?
Kaiba: He wants to kill me, remember? But you don't think he came here by himself do you? I think he has someone doing his dirty work for him, like always. Maybe… what was the unimportant, evil rat thing's name again?
Joey: (rolls eyes) Wormtail.
Kaiba: The name explains it all.
(Finally the others come from where ever they were to break Joey and Kaiba's "heart-to-heart" conversation)
Yugi: So, what have we figured out?
Joey: Someone's doing the "dark lord's" dirty work. Supposedly some of his cronies.
Tea: Great. Just great.
(After more searching and finding nothing, the boys and one girl go back to their own dorms to think it out. Not long after, though, "Professor McGonagall" came into the dorm and "strongly advised" Kaiba to follow "her" to Dumbledore's office. At the funky statue leading to Dumbledore's office…)
Ryou: (sigh) You are to go straight to his office. He will be there waiting for you (turns to the statue) Chocolate truffles. (A/N: Why? I don't know)
Kaiba: (goes up the stairwell and into Dumbledore's office where he is sitting facing away in a swivel chair) You wanted to see me?
(The chair swivels to reveal none other than Pegasus. Kaiba gawks and glares at Sakura behind the scenes. (Sakura: (shrugs)) Then gawks again)
Pegasus: (Pegasus is… DUMBLEDORE!) Why yes, I did Potter-boy. I hear there has been something strange happening in my school. Mind telling me what it is? Not that you don't have a choice, obviously.
Kaiba: (looks disgustedly at Pegasus) Sure, why not? I mean, why wouldn't I want to tell you? You are the head master, after all. That would be, so utterly rude.
Pegasus: Yes, it would. So why don't you go ahead and tell me.
Kaiba: (sigh) We think Voldemort is trying to kill me again.
Pegasus: We?
Kaiba: (sighs again) Malfoy and I.
Pegasus: (smiles) This is great. This means you two have patched up your differences? We should celebrate…
Kaiba: Of course not. It was just convenient at the time (looks at nearby wall (They're interesting you know))
Pegasus: Oh, well good luck on your investigation then. You may leave.
Kaiba: (shocked, looks back at Pegasus) What?
Pegasus: This is something you do often. I'm not going to try and stop you every single time, when you're just going to go against me anyway. Have fun.
(So speechless, Kaiba stormed out and went back to the dorm, to bypass the still partying Gryffindors and, to inform Yugi that their headmaster just basically told them to do whatever they wanted. After they decided they were going to take his words to heart, they went to sleep)
(In the morning in the Great Hall…)
Yugi: So Harry, what's the first thing you're going to do today?
Kaiba: (looks at the non-edible scrambled eggs) Not go to class.
Tea: (gasp) You guys can't skip classes! You'll get expelled!
Kaiba: Not if the headmaster is basically telling you you can.
(A little girl with obviously dyed red hair runs over and jumps into Yugi's arms and starts hugging him)
Rebecca: Ron! You can't skip school! Think of your education, your future! Mom's going to be pissed… (Rebecca is… GINNY!)
Kaiba: Ginny, we have a job to do. Voldemort is trying to kill me again. Do you want me to die?
Rebecca: (under her breath) Yes… No! Of course not. That would be terrible if you were to die! Who would save us all from the terrible things that seem to plague our school every year?
Kaiba: (rolls eyes) Exactly, that's why we have to listen to our loving headmaster and go about our usual business saving people. Mainly me (gets up and throws the eggs away) Let's go Ron. We have places to go and things to look up.
Yugi: (gets up too) Right.
(So the boys, yes just the boys Tea decided to go to school, went back to the Quidditch field to think about things and were again confronted with the problem of their arch enemies being there. Kaiba again walked up to Joey…)
Kaiba: What are you doing here?
Joey: Hey, you're not the only one "Dumbledore" called to his office. I went up there too. And just so you know, I don't care what he says but I don't like you, we're not going out and I never wish to ever know you in any way, shape, or form of the way he was talking about.
((Sorry I have to do this) Joey's thought bubble; it goes white and fluffy around the edges)
Kaiba: (gasp) Joey, how could you say that? I love you! Nooo! (runs away crying)
Joey: (standing there gawking, blinks a couple times)
(End Joey's thought bubble)
Joey: (blinks a couple more times, shakes head)
(Kaiba's thought bubble, goes white and fluffy around the edges)
Kaiba: (gasp) Joey, how could you say that? (glares very big daggers) I might just have to kill you now…
THWAK POW CRACK SNAP
Joey: every bone… in body…
Kaiba: You think that hurts? Die! I summon Blue-Eyes!
(Blue-Eyes White Dragon appears on the stage)
CENSOR CENSOR CENSOR CENSOR
(End Kaiba's thought bubble)
Kaiba: (smirk)
Yugi: Umm, guys? You okay?
Joey: (shakes head again) Yeah, I'm fine.
Kaiba: (glaring now) Yes, great.
Yugi: Oh, you just seemed so out of it for a second there. Now that you're back to normal, we can start this search.
Joey: But we already searched here. There're no other clues.
Kaiba: Malfoy, this is where we push strings and get to the bottom of things. Follow me.
(They go to the far side of the Quidditch field and open a secret door in the ground by one of the Quidditch hoops)
Joey: (sigh) I didn't think you meant that seriously when you said get to the bottom of things…
Kaiba: Shut up, Malfoy. I don't need you pissing and moaning you can stay here if you want.
Joey: No way! I'm coming too!
Kaiba: Then shut up and follow me.
(They took a long winding path all the way to somewhere…)
Joey: How much longer until we can go up?
Kaiba: You pathetic person. You should know the answer to that.
Yugi, Duke, and Tristan: I don't!
Kaiba: (sigh) We have to wait until they change the scenes. A little knock will go off and that means we can go (A/N: No one can hear or see them… They are under the floorboards)
Joey: And how do you know that?
Kaiba: I read the script moron.
KNOCK KNOCK
Kaiba: (stands up and lifts the floorboard) We're here!
A/N: hee hee hee! Where are the poor boys off to next? Where are they now? Do I even know? Remember ideas are welcome… not to say I will or won't use them but they're welcome! Greatly… How long is this going to be? Will there be an ending? I think I'm having brain damage or something… NOOOO! I will figure this out and I will make the perfect ending and I will make more stories than this one and… I have to figure out what my other stories are going to be about… hmm… Oh well… I'll get to that, eventually… so don't hurt me! Just review! R&R you know? Please? Even if it is just to say, "hi" or something? Okay, I'll stop begging now… Well… See you all, uh, Hear from you? Hmm… I'll write later, 'kay?