Shego jumped off the wing of the jet just before it entered Tokyo. She knew where she had to go, and when, now all she needed was a ride to get there. She hailed a taxi and told it where to go, and gave a glowing green finger to let him know to step on it. The taxi pulled out and arrived at the parade just as Kim Possible leapt from the float. Shego quickly climbed out of the taxi and made a mad dash for the float; she knew what was coming, and needed to be there.
Ron Stoppable, meanwhile, had just broken free from the float. Staring him down was a strange ninja that looked like he had trained for several years in sumo. The sumo went to grab at him when a blur knocked him off his feet. Now sitting poised on the gargantuan ninja was Shego, ready to counter another move if he made it. "Sheila..?" Ron mused out loud. Shego turned and smiled, with a simple reply, "Oh, hey sport." Distracted at her own loathing of the niceness, the sumo ninja grabbed her and threw her aside. Ron moved to attack the sumo ninja, but just as he did another smaller ninja knocked the large one down, Kim Possible had sent him flying. Ron quickly got on top of him and gave him a wedgie, "Oooh, better get some ice on that champ." The past version of Shego had seen what the future version had done, and wasn't happy. They glanced at each other, almost seeming to have an entire conversation in a moment's notice, before Shego deployed her hook to grab the toy maker. Kim Possible activated her rocket skates, and flew up to grab the toymaker. Ron tried to follow suit, but quickly learned he had packed his blaster briefs instead. Shego's future self, still quite familiar with how this scene played out, grabbed the young sidekick very intimately just before he took off. Stoppable didn't have time to think about what had just happened, he was now flying several hundred feet in the air in his boxers.
As the young boy with a passenger flew aimlessly about, Shego grabbed a sign. As they flew by the jet and knocked the ninjas out of the air, Shego threw the sign. Bingo, it was a perfect shot; She managed to cut the cord holding the toymaker. The jet's pilot made a roundabout, and very angrily made another pass at the plump Asian man. A claw emerged from the front of the jet just as Kim Possible secured hold of the man and launched a hook into a sign, to swing the toy maker out of harm's reach. He lost his jacket, but at the moment that seemed like no real big loss.
Meanwhile, Ron's blaster briefs died, and Shego was now attached to a parachute less hero. Thinking quickly, she started kicking into signs, trying to gain foothold wherever she could, eventually slowing her descent to a controllable level. She leapt to the ground, and walked up to the float with Kim Possible, having to pull the young goofy sidekick along. Ron was dumbfounded, but when the crowd cheered he answered with a simple "Booyah!" Shego smiled against her gut, which told her to remove any evidence of her lunch that day. She was not enjoying the fan-fare.
Sorry about the lack of update; Work and lack of sleep, plus a strong addiction to a good game do not a story make written... or something. 5 up now, 6 up soon (already partly written).
