Disclaimer: Why do I even bother with these stupid things? You all know it's not mine! In the case of Spongebob, that's quite fortunate, but for Harry Potter it's not. Oh well.

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Reaka: Hello again, my friends! Here I was, expecting flames, and I got good reviews! Thank you everyone! Thank you so much! I shall stop putting up the warning to super-sensitive Spongebob lovers. If they don't get it by now then they don't deserve another warning. No warnings! Just another chapter to the story! Here I go!

The Pineapple Under the Sea

Voldemort blinked and looked around at his settings. He realized that he wasn't in the Shrieking Shack anymore, and that he was very much alone. An uneasy silence was everywhere. He walked out of the door and realized that he was actually in the pineapple under the sea in the theme song to a TV show.

" How did I get down here?" he asked himself as he looked around in wonder, " All I remember was showing that annoying sponge how to make his Brainwashing Charm work! And it backfired against me! Well, I'll show him not to mess with Voldemort!"

But when he got into the biggest room in the pineapple, he growled softly. Some one, or some people, had beaten him in his revenge against that yellow bastard and had blown his pieces all over the place. He looked at the broken glass laying on the floor in front of two giant chambers that held the merchandise of a crappy show.

" It's always the bad shows that get the merchandise," the Dark Lord muttered to himself, remembering days in the orphanage where they'd watch bad TV shows while the other kids held their toys close to them to show their loyalty to the show. He picked up a stuffed Patrik doll and tore off its head. Made him happy he got something destroyed.

" Has anyone realized SpongeBob is gay yet?" he asked out loud. " Anyone realized that that starfish's head looks a little too much like a penis?"

Something squishy went under his foot, and Voldemort looked down. Under his shoe was some remaining pieces of the Crabby Patty that he had put the Brainwashing Charm on. Scraping it off his shoe, he clumped the pieces as close together as he could and had put a Reconstruction Charm on them. The pieces merged together, and once it was complete, the Patty floated and started to glow a light blue.

" AHHH! I thought I died!" said the ever-annoying voice of SpongeBob. He was alive within the Crabby Patty! Voldemort grinned evilly.

" SpongeBob," said the Dark Lord. " You did something to me when you put me in that room. Your Occlumency powers were stronger than I thought, so I couldn't figure out what it was. What did you do to me?"

" Um...I...Tested out my brainwashing Crabby Patty on you?" the burger answered. " I wanted to see if it would work on you. That way, if it did, then I would know that my crappy TV show would become a success, and I would've been ruler of the world!"

" Well it looks to me like you're back down to the level of shit fungus," Voldemort countered. " Tell me, little spirit possessed Crabby Patty, how did you get like this?"

SpongeBob's spirit related to the Dark Lord how his plan had almost succeeded if Ron Weasley, and the other wizard, had not stormed his pineapple and saved his friends from drowning in his merchandise. Avada Kedevra was used on the sponge, causing him to explode into many pieces.

" But!" the sponge excalimed in hope. " In my spirit form, I had shot the Weasley boy and killed him. If you don't believe me, you can check inside my Crystal ball! It's over there!"

The Crabby Patty flew over to where the Crystal Ball was, and Voldemort followed it. Taking out his wand, Voldemort tapped the Crystal ball and watched the scene before him.

Ron Weasley, very much alive, was in the Gryffindor Common Room talking with Harry and Hermione.

" HE'S ALIVE!" SpongeBob yelled. " HOW! I KILLED HIM!"

" Obviously, you didn't kill him enough!" Voldemort yelled. " Now get your spirit inside one of your pieces and pull yourself together! We've got a world to take over, and I have a boy to kill! More than likely, you do too!"

" You're right!" SpongeBob yelled. And as he found a giant piece of himself to use, he transfered his spirit from the Patty to it, laughing like a strangled sheep all the way to it. The laughing continued until Voldemort had enough sense to put a Silencing Charm on the growing sponge. Once he was done growing, Voldemort took off the charm.

" I'M READY!" the yellow bastard yelled. Locating his wand, he snatched it up from the ground, and started to turn it on his other pieces. A spell was cast, and more SpongeBob clones started to rise from the pieces.

" I'm ready! I'm ready!" the clones yelled. Momentarilly, one of them would do the strangled sheep laugh that SpongeBob was well known for. Voldemort covered his ears, but nothing would work. Finally, he tried to put a silencing charm on them, but SpongeBob, himself, used the Expelliarmus charm and shot his wand away.

" Now, now, Voldemort," SpongeBob said, " you wouldn't want to do that now, would you? Especially now that there's a lot more of me than there are of you."

" You think you can intimidate me?" Voldemort taunted. " You're just an annoying sponge with a crappy TV show! I am the Dark Lord! Feared by all witches, wizards, and even Muggles, everywhere! You have to use a brainwashing Crabby Patty to get your respect! I don't need brainwashing tactics! I am powerful!"

" AVADA KEDAVRA!" SpongeBob yelled. Voldemort fell over, dead.

" Wasn't Harry Potter supposed to kill you?" the sponge asked the corpse. " No matter. I'll kill him for you anyway."

He looked into the crystal ball again. Ron, Hermione, and Harry were now walking down a corridor to the Great Hall. SpongeBob scratched his head. An idea formed.

" I've got an idea!" he exclaimed to his army. " We're taking a trip to Hogwarts!"

Chants of " I'm ready!" and strangled sheep laughing were sounding through the pineapple.

" Look out Weasley!" SpongeBob exclaimed. " I'm coming back for Season Two!"

Reaka: AHHH! That chills me to the bone! What could've possessed me to write this! Oh well. Hope you enjoyed it! See you in the next chapter!