Starwars V
Empires strikes back/ Ranma's nightmare.
Star wars characters and Ranma do not belong to me if they did I won't be writing this.
Sit back and enjoy the story.
Please do not kill me if I deviate from the actual story I got a rusty memory even though I saw all the episodes about 10 times each. I want to make it a little different but not very so please forgive me if I get some thing wrong and please don't try to kill me.
On the island of Japan.
In a prefecture called Nerima
There is a boy by the name of Ranma.
He was the best martial artist in his time
He had many enemies, friends and not to
Mention hordes of fiancées
He had many adventures
And this is one of them.
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"Hey Luke you sure this is the place?" Ranma asks as he looks over his instruments. "Yes I'm sure of it." Luke said a bit unsure.
"Well want to head in?" Ranma said as he banks his X wing in for a landing.
"Right going in." Luke hits the atmosphere first.
"The scopes all dead! R2! Ranma!" Luke panics as his fighter goes in blind.
A fog envelops his fighter as it decent, he pitches his fighter as a large tree suddenly appears in front of him.
His fighter hits water and slides to a stop.
He pops the cockpit and hops out.
"Just great." Luke mutters as he finds his fighter stuck in a swamp.
A few minutes later he hears tree branches break then a splash, he turns and look seeing Ranma's fighter come to a stop sliding a few meters away from his.
Ranma pops his cockpit and steps out.
"Oh crap and I just changed back!" Ranma curses as he sees the water all over the place.
"Look at it this way Ranma it's not that cold!" Luke chuckles as he walks over to the back to grab his supplies and gear.
R2 lets him self off and falls into the swamp water.
"R2!" Luke runs over to the side. R2's periscope pops out of the water and he happily makes his way to land.
Unknown to him there was a large predator swimming up to him with a loud splash R2 is swallowed.
"R2!" Luke cries out.
"What is it?" Ranma asks as he takes out his blaster.
There was a loud spitting sound as R2 was sent flying from the water and onto land.
"R2 are you all right?" Luke asks worried for his friend.
R2 moans and gets up.
"…….." Ranma shakes his head and turns to R3 who was now leaving his fighter.
"You be careful too." Ranma said to R3 who was heading over the side too.
It whistles an answer and went over.
Ranma starts to take his stuff and heads to dry land.
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(From here on Ranma is in his female form due to the abundance of water.)
Ranma and Luke sat around a small fire eating their rations.
"Ranma you get a feeling some one's watching us?" Luke asks in a whisper.
Ranma nods her head and points over to their supply boxes.
"On three." Ranma whispers back.
She motions a countdown and on three they charge towards the boxes.
"What the!" Ranma exclaims as she and Luke charges over the boxes.
A little green man was rummaging through their stuff.
"Hey get out of our stuff!" Luke shouts at the creature who was tossing their equipment all over the place.
It took a while to get what ever it was out and to the horror of Ranma.
"Not another old one!" Ranma curses which gets her a bob on her head.
"Owww why did you do that for!" Ranma rubs his head.
"Respect an elder you must!" the little man said.
"Hheheh." Luke was trying not to laugh out loud and gets a bob on his head too. "Owwww what did I do?" Luke winces in pain.
"Nothing." The little green man went back to rummaging through their stuff.
"Hey stop that!" Luke shouts as the little green man opens a box of rations and takes a bite out of it.
"Bleah! Tasty this is not." The little green man said then goes back to rummaging as he throws away the ration box.
Ranma shakes her head in dismay.
"You sure this is the place Ben told you to come?" Ranma asks.
"I'm very sure. He said Dagobah several times to me." Luke said shrugging his shoulders.
R2 and R3 roll over to help stop the green man by using their shock arms but were being beaten off by the green man with his walking stick.
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After a while Ranma and Luke gave up and went back to eat their ration.
The green stops what he was doing and hobbles over.
"In this place what are you doing here?" He asks as he sits down in front of the two.
"We are looking for someone, a Jedi master." Luke said.
"This is stupid." Ranma gets up and throws her ration bar into the swamp.
"Oh. Jedi master you seek." the green man said.
"You know him?" Luke asks hopefully.
"Perhaps. With me you two will come. Real food we will eat come." The green man gets up and hobbles off.
Ranma looks at Luke who shrugs.
Ranma shakes her head and the two follows the green man deeper into the swamp.
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Inside mud built hut, the little green man stirs a pot.
"What do you think a bout him?" Luke asks eyeing the green man warily.
"Don't know, can't seem to put my finger on it his chi is rather low." Ranma said sitting next to Luke.
"Eat, eat more I have." The green man hands Ranma and Luke a bowl of stew.
Ranma stirs it and takes a spoonful and eats it.
Luke shrugs his shoulders and starts to eat too.
Soon they finish eating and the hut was silent except the crackles coming from the fire pit.
"Well now. Seeking this person you are?" The green man sits opposite them watching them.
"Look old man we told you. We are looking for a Jedi master." Ranma said as she gets frustrated being cramp and wet is not sitting with him so well.
"The person who sent us is called Obiwan Kenobi." Luke said also starting to get frustrated they had traveled so far and their fighters were probably sinking farther into the swamp.
"We are wasting our time lets go before our fighters disappear into the swamp." Ranma said as she gets up.
"OUCH!" Ranma slams her head into the roof of the hut and falls to the ground.
"Damn it!" Ranma curses as she rubs her head. Luke shakes his head and crawls over to help his friend.
"Anger much in this two train them I cannot. Impatient they are." The green man finally said shaking his head.
'Ah but master Yoda I was also like them.' Ben's ghostly figure said as he appears before them.
'The two of them will learn.' Ben said smiling at the two of them.
"Yeah we'll learn. We are not afraid of your training!" Ranma said still rubbing her head. Yoda sighs, "Finish their training I will."
"We'll finish our training all right. Don't sound so tough." Ranma said arrogantly. "Yeah!" Luke said agreeing with his friend.
"Oh learn you two will. Afraid you two will be." Yoda said ominously.
Ben shakes his head and disappears.
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The next few days Yoda puts the two into an intensive training.
The two were told to run through swamp. Ranma carries a large bag of rocks while Luke carries Yoda on his back.
The two leaps from tree to tree not feeling the weight.
Yoda was impressed by their progress, Ranma was a fast learner absorbing everything while Luke was somewhat slower but Ranma he was very determined not to lose out to Ranma.
Every morning before their actual training the two were sparing.
At first Yoda thought the two were dancing but he makes out the strikes the two made. He rubs his chin as he looks at the two leaps around one another dodging and kicking at each other.
After several minutes the two stop and bows to each other. "Impressive." Yoda said as he hobbles over to them.
"So what are you going to teach us Old man." Ranma said as she wipes away the sweat from her brow.
"Master Yoda to you." Yoda bobs Ranma on the head with his cane.
Ranma smiles as Yoda reminds him so much of Cologne with out Shampoo.
"Come go we must." Yoda climbs on to Luke's back.
Ranma shrugs and follows Luke as they runs and leap into the trees.
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Several hours of running they came to a stop at their campsite.
Yoda gets off Luke's back and sat on the rock while the two lay on the ground panting. Luke stands up and spies a cave.
He feels uneasy and moves away from it.
Ranma stood up and looks at the cave too, she could feel an evil aura emanating from it. Ranma walks over to one of the boxes and grabs her belt holding his blaster and light saber and starts towards the cave.
"Go in if you must weapon you need not." Yoda said as he watches Ranma straps on his belt.
"What in there old man?" Ranma said as she peers into the dark cave.
"I know not. Evil it is." Yoda warns.
"Wait up Ranma!" Luke calls out as Ranma went into the cave.
Luke hastily puts on his belt too and chases after Ranma.
Yoda shakes his head as the two enters the cave.
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Ranma walks further and further into the cave finally reaching the end.
It was a small clearing.
She looks around his senses flaring as her instincts tell him that there was something wrong.
She takes out his light saber and ignites it waiting for who ever or what ever to make a move.
Several seconds pass the three red sabers light up the dim cave.
"Ummm….." Ranma takes a step back as the three saber wielders came forward.
They were wearing cloaks and the hoods covered their faces.
"Look if you want me to leave I will. No need to fight." Ranma said as she backs off deactivating her saber and holding up his hands.
The three stood there then suddenly went at Ranma swinging their sabers at him.
Ranma activates her saber and bringing it up in time to parry a blow, which could have taken off his head.
"HEY!" Ranma shouts as she parries and dodges their blows.
"I don't want to hurt you!" Ranma shouts as she blocks one of them but gets kick in the stomach.
She kneels on the ground taken by surprise at their vicious attack.
It's like they want to kill me! Ranma leaps out of the way as a blow swings past her. They came at her again this time faster.
Ranma was having a hard time as she refuses to strike back.
The trio corners her as she had her back to the wall and no where to go.
I can't keep this up. Ranma thinks to himself as perspiration pours from her face.
She decides to fight back.
She swings and lashes out at the one on the right.
The figure was taken by surprise and was pushed back.
Ranma parries the other two's attacks as she went after the figure.
The figure makes a mistake and she cuts off it's hand and slashes into the figure as it fell Ranma turns to face the remaining two.
Ranma was breathing hard as she faces the two.
The two went at him as one. Ranma leaps into the air and fires off a Moko Takabisha at one of the figure.
The figure was too slow and was thrown into a tree hard and slid to the ground not moving.
The last one circles Ranma warily looking for a hole in Ranma's defense.
"Come on lets end this!" Ranma said as she leaps at the figure.
The figure leaps at her swing
The two clashes in mid air trading several blows then returning to the ground.
As they land Ranma does a leg sweep catching the last figure by surprise.
As the figure falls Ranma slashes at the figure on the chest.
The figure got up then staggers a bit before falling to the ground.
Ranma falls to the ground breathing hard.
She puts away her saber, her hand shaking.
She struggles to stand and walks over to the figures wanting to know who they were.
As he pushes the hood away from the first one's head her eyes widen in shock. "No this can't be!" Ranma said as he runs over to the next one not believing what he was seeing. "No! NO! This can't be!" She shakes her head.
Tears were falling from her face, her hand shakes as she pushes the last one's hood off. "Noooooooooooooooooo!" Ranma screams as she falls to the ground screaming.
There laying on the ground, hand cut off was Akane, the one by the tree with a hole in the chest was Ukyou and the last laying there her chest cut open was Kasumi.
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Ranma stumbles out of the cave shaken at what she had did.
She sees Luke too on the ground his hands to his head pale and shaking too.
She looks at Yoda who sat on the rock shaking his head.
"Why didn't you tell us…." Ranma manages to say.
"Tell you two I could not. Force of the dark side too strong for me to see." Yoda said sadly.
"I….." Ranma began to say.
Yoda holds up his hand, "Speak not to me of what you see, face them you must sorry am I. Rest." Yoda gets off the rock and began to hobble away.
Yoda walks away disappearing into the mist.
Ranma walks over to Luke and hug him tight.
"What ever it was we can beat them!" Ranma said as she held Luke.
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That nigh Ranma walks to the rock Yoda always sits and sits down.
She had a small pouch in his hand, he unzips it and took out a picture.
It was a group photo taken when they graduated from high school. Kasumi, his parents everyone was in the picture.
Even Ryoga was in it.
"Those were the days…." Ranma said as she puts away the picture and takes out another. It was a picture of Kasumi hanging out the clothes.
"Ranma?" Luke walks up to Ranma.
"Oh …Luke…" Ranma quickly puts away the picture and scoots over to let Luke have a seat.
"Want to talk about it?" Luke asks looking at his friend worriedly.
"Well what do you want to know?" Ranma asks as she looks on at the swamp.
"When we first met you told me that you were from anther planet want to tell me more about your life I want to know?" Luke asks.
"If you tell me what happen to you in there." Ranma said pointing to the cave.
"Sure." Luke shudders.
"Well, where do I start…." Ranma scratches his head.
"Well when I was 6 my dad brought me on a training trip to teach me to be the best martial artist. He did some really stupid things to me but I survived. 10 years later into the training he tell me that we were going home after we finish visiting some training grounds." Ranma said as she picks up a stone and throws it.
"And that's how I got this stupid curse. The place was filled with springs which when you land in it you get a curse of what those drown in it." Ranma said smiling at the memory.
"Why did you go there if it was so dangerous?" Luke asks.
"Well my old man could read the signs saying that it was dangerous." Ranma adds. "That's really stupid of him so what does he change into?" Luke asks.
"Well he changed into a panda bear." Ranma said.
"What's that?" Luke asks scratching his head.
"Ummmm a big hairy creature you know…" Ranma tries to explain.
"Forget about it. After that we ended up at a village and my stupid old man ate the first prize of a competition in the village and ended up getting me into a lot of trouble when I had to bail him out I had to fight their champion. You see they had this strange law saying that if an outsider female defeats any of them, they have to hunt and kill that person." Ranma shakes her head.
"So what happen? You won didn't you." Luke said smiling.
"Yup. That's not all, when we managed to throw our pursuers off he tells me that I have a fiancée waiting for me back home and I have to marry her to bring the family line together." Ranma takes out the group picture and hands it to Luke.
"The one standing next to me with the short hair cut." Ranma points out to Luke.
"Cute." Luke said grinning at Ranma.
"Cute? Yeah right you should see her temper it's worst then a wookie's. The first time we met she used a table to hit me." Ranma said.
"What?" Luke starts to laugh.
"Hey it's not funny you know." Ranma said a bit annoyed.
"Sorry so what happen?" Luke stops laughing and motions him to continue.
"Well they happen." Ranma points to the rest of the girls who were hanging off him. "This one Ukyou was my friend once until my old man arranged a marriage with her father and ran off with the dowry. This one Shampoo she's the champion I defeated in the village I accidentally defeated her in my male form and their law says that I am her husband. This one is Kodachi a crazy girl who one day proclaim that I was hers." Ranma stops as he notices that Luke's mouth was hanging open in shock.
"You are joking right?" Luke snaps out.
"Nope. They made me more enemies. Lots of them." Ranma said shaking her head. Ranma begins to tell Luke of the various times he got into trouble because of the girls. The various adventures and the time he fell in love with Akane.
"So you almost married her what happen?" Luke asks.
"Well her sister invited everyone including all the other girls and my enemies. They trashed the wedding after that we drifted apart. I still love her but her temper got worst after that day. I got hit almost every day for no reason treating me like a prize to fight with the other girls. For two another 2 years I let it go until one day my old man and hers decide to have another wedding. It was the last straw so I ran. I ran into a cave and I ended up on Tattoine and met you." Ranma finishes and looks at Luke.
"Your turn." Ranma said. "Ummmm….." Luke looks at Ranma worriedly.
"Well in the cave I fought with Vader." Luke begins.
"Well you won didn't you?" Ranma said puzzled.
"I defeated him all right but when I cut off his head and when the head fell to the floor the mask blows off. It was my face Ranma, my face….." Luke said as he begins to shake. "Ben said that Vader fell to the dark side will I be like him? Is this a warning?" Luke asks Ranma.
"I don't know Luke but if you ever become like him you'll have to face me." Ranma said gravely.
"But you must promise me that if I ever fall you will do the same. I don't want to be like Vader." Ranma said as she hugs herself.
"I will Ranma I'll hold you to the same promise too." Luke said as he hugs Ranma.
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"Is everything going according to plan?" Vader asks as he walks out his chambers.
"Yes my lord Vader. The bounty hunter Boba Fett has tracked the Millenium Falcon to Bespin." Enaka said walking next to Vader.
"Good, set course for Bespin. We will capture them." Vader said as he claps his hand.
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Ranma and Luke were lifting rocks and placing them on top of each other using the force. It was tiring as the two struggles to concentrate.
There was a loud bubbling sound the two loses concentration as the two astro droid start to bleep and whistle in panic.
Ranma and Luke runs over to the edge of the swamp to find that their fighters were sinking deeper in to the water.
"Our fighters!" Luke cries out in dismay.
"Damn it! We will be stuck here!" Ranma curses.
Yoda hobbles over and looks at the two.
"Lift them you two can with the force." Yoda said as he looks at his two pupils.
"That's impossible it's too big!" Ranma shouts.
"Yes rocks we can lift but not our fighters they are too big." Luke shakes in head.
"No different, different in your mind." Yoda says as he taps his fore head with his cane. Ranma and Luke decide to give it a try.
"We'll try." Ranma said as the two stood at the edge of the swamp.
"Do or do not there is no try." Yoda said sternly.
"Size matters not let the force flow." Yoda advises.
The two points their hands at their fighter and tries to lift the fighter out of the swamp. Lukes lifts a bit then it became too much and Luke lets go.
The fighter then sinks deeper into the swamp disappearing into the water.
Ranma was not fairing any better, perspiration pours from her face as she tries to force the fighter out of the water but some thing happens the fighter plunges into the swamp once again and disappears into the water.
The two slump to the ground panting and sweating profusely.
"It's impossible…" Ranma said as she sat on the ground.
Luke shakes his head and hits the ground with his fist.
"Much you two must learn." Yoda said shaking his head as he walks over and lifts his hands and points to where their fighter had sank in.
Slowly their fighters broke the surface of the water and were brought to dry land.
Yoda looks at the two who were sitting there dumbfounded and incredulous.
"Try you did and fail." Yoda said as he walks away leaving the two to contemplate on his words.
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Ranma and Luke were doing handstands while lifting several other objects around them with the force.
Yoda was impressed by the improvement the two were going.
Luke suddenly wavers and falls to the ground followed by Ranma all the things that they were holding up crashes to the ground in a heap.
"Concentrate you must!" Yoda scolds.
"Master Yoda I had a vision. It was so real…." Luke sits up shaking his face pale.
"What is it?" Ranma asks worriedly.
"I don't know I heard screaming. It was Leia, Han and the others!" Luke said trembling. "They were screaming in pain. They were in a city in the sky. Then I saw Vader. Then everything went black." Luke said as he brought his hands to his face.
"Hmmmm….. Future you possibly see. Not certain it is." Yoda rubs the bottom of his chin.
"Damn we got to rescue them!" Ranma said as she starts to pack.
Yoda looks on at the two.
Luke stands and begins to help Ranma.
"Not over is your training." Yoda said as he watches the two packs.
"Not prepared you both are."
"Look master Yoda our friends are in danger and I'm sure as hell not going to leave them." Ranma said angrily.
"Yes what Ranma said is correct we can leave our friends to Vader!" Luke said agreeing with Ranma.
"Endanger your friends further you will. Lose your lives if you go now." Yoda tries to talk them out from leaving.
"Look master Yoda me and Ranma will come back to complete our training. All right." Luke said as he pulls on his fight suit.
"Go if you must then face the dangers alone you two must alone." Yoda said as he hobbles off.
"Remember anger leads to the dark side beware the dark side." Ranma shakes her head and pulls on her flight suit too.
Soon the two fighters streak into space.
Yoda and Ben stood in the darkness watching the two fighters disappear.
"Worried for them I am. If both fall…." Yoda shakes his head.
'Do not worry master Yoda there is another Skywalker.' Ben said sighing.
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Finally another chapter done.
I would like to give my thanks to Light my pre-reader and all you all for your review and comments.
I'll try to get the next chapter out next week may be in the middle or the end.
The next chapter will be an important chapter as who Enaka is will be revealed and it will center mostly on Ranma.
Well thanks for reading until next time!