Tales from the Titan's Tower.

Hey! This is kkori! Rae is trying to get her brain back so for once I shall take the time to write a paragraph I SO wanted to add at the end of the story:

Beast Boy closed the bathroom door. He plopped himself down into the bathtub.

'Aw, man!'

It won't take long now till Rae gets her brain back. She just needs to get out of the bathroom...

I'm going to write the disclaimer.

Rae doesn't own the stuff in here.

YES! I WROTE THE DISCLAIMER!

Terra: Thanks for reviewing!

RAETHEGR...

Well, Rae didn't get the time to complete this, she had dinner, piano... I finished mine...Well, I'm going to do The Aftermath of the Slade Sugar-High 'Sensation'

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Beast Boy ran from one bathroom to another in a towel. He was covered in chocolate ice cream with a empty ice cream tub on his coconut. He crashed into a wall, turned 180 degrees, crashed into the previously departed bathroom, turned 180 degrees, went on and on and on, and finally settled on running around in circles in a blind panic. Everyone stared at him for a while, and went back to cleaning up.

Raven locked the fridge up with 10 padlocks, 5 combination locks and 73 computerized locks. She put all the keys and code numbers in a box which she locked with 45 computerized locks. She then went inside Nevermore, told Knowledge to keep the code numbers and went out. Knowledge locked the code numbers in... well, you get the idea.

Starfire held a funeral for her 103 paper dolls, reciting 2789 verses of the Bart- hoke, 1342 verses of the Roan-barf, and finally a funeral song consisting of 6000 verses. Cyborg's ear continued to short circuit as he mourned for his ruined linoleum.

Robin was the only one actually cleaning. He held a broom in one hand, a vacuum cleaner in the other, pushed the gondola away with his right foot, rolled the skateboard away with his left, causing Beast Boy to fall upon it and the chocolate Beast Boy Supreme, complete with tub and towel, went whizzing round the hall in a blind panic.

Robin also held the back-scrubber/oar in his mouth and was juggling the chef's outfit with his nose. After he had pushed away the gondola, he started balancing on a rolling pin for goodness knows why.

All of a sudden, the fridge door gave an almighty shake. Off came the locks and chains and all. The fridge burst open with an earth-shaking thud. Everyone looked into the refrigerator.

'My slaves! Kneel before me!'

Everyone stared at a tiny piece of nufu hop across the fridge and jump on the mustard bottle.

'That's right! Kneel before me! Your barbecue sauce has awakened me since I became disconnected from the brain. Now I am a new being! I AM TUFU!'

Tweet... Tweet... Tweet...

'I see I have overwhelmed you with my MASSIVE GLORY! You have been silenced by my majesty I see! Now I command you to build me a spaceship and let me KILL all the chickens!'

'Tufu' was laid on a platter, with a candlestick, barbecue sauce, well you get the picture. Starfire made do for the absent human ice cream and opened her mouth and drooled.

'I want to be thrown away now. Please.'

Tufu was squished and disposed of.

'Attention!'

Another block of nufu jumped onto the mustard bottle.

'That's right! Attention! Your barbecue sauce has awakened me since I became disconnected from the brain. Now I am a new being! I AM TUFU!'

'Sorry, pal, Tufu's been taken.'

'Well, then, Bufu, Cufu, Dufu, Eric... What would you suggest? '

Eric was compressed and thrown.

'Get you gas masks. We are cleaning out the fridge.'

DUN DUN DUN!

Will Beast Boy still be known as Beast Boy Supreme? Will the Titans survive 'Fridge Dump Site'? Will Kkori continue to dominate the disclaimer? The lavender button is your friend...