Ohayo, minna-san! This new Fic came in my mind just a while ago, and here
it is!!! This is a prologue... Homura fans don't be angry with me! I love
him too! Really!
This Fic contains Yaoi...even if in a demential way...^_^;
Kristen: *Laughs.* Disclaimer- Saiyuki isn't Francine's property...but that's why we can do all these crazy things without a care! *Fox grin.* AND NO FLAMES!
Badbehaviour: Let's start!!!!
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Scene: Homura's tower... Homura is sitting on his throne and seems to be absorbed in deep thoughts......
Zeon: Hey Shien, our master seems to be meditating as usual today...
Shien: Yeah...maybe he has thought of something to steal the sutra from the Sanzo - ikkou...
Zeon: Our master's always at work... ^_#
Shien: You can tell this..
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Horuma's Mind: I really don't have a fuckin' plan to steal that goddamned sutra... Shit! I need a reason to go and meet them... So... I'll *giggles at the thought.* *This time doesn't think, but talks loud.* I'LL SEE THAT SEXY CUTIE SEITEN TAISEI SON GOKU!!!
Shien & Zeon: ... -_-
Zeon: ...Yes?^_#
Shien: You heard him too?
Zeon: Yes...
Shien & Zeon: ... ... *Sitting on the ground*
Shien: How exactly we're ended like this, serving a sexy - but - freaky kami?
Zeon: *Indifferently.* We were both drunk....and...
Shien: Yes, but...
Zeon: ... And... You had a crush on him... So...
Shien & Zeon: *Realizing how empty and vain their life is.* *Sigh.*
Zeon: Do you want a glass of this? *Shows a bottle of vodka*
Shien: Yea... Thank you friend... *Thinks a moment.* Gimme that bottle! *Glug! Glug!* *Takes the bottle and drinks a lot.*
Homura: *Walks up and down from the throne.* I need an idea... They already realized how I'm obsessed in Goku's strength... If I don't pay attention, Konzen will realize that I'm interested in something else...
Badbehaviour: *Appears out of....who knows where?* OOOHAYOOO HOMI - CHAN!!!
Homura: *Jumps 100 feet from the ground.* AAAAAARGGGHH!!! *Still very scared. *W-who are you? How did you enter! Zeon, Shien!!!
Kristen: It's useless... look... *Points at the two, who are sleeping like rocks on the ground, VERY drunk.*
Homura: O.o *Sweatdrops.*
Badbehaviour: *Tup, tup.* *Teasing the two with a stick.* Are you two dead?
Kristen: ^_^;
Homura: *Stays with a blank look for a moment.* Ah! I was saying... Who are you two!? *Tries to recompose himself.*
Badbehaviour & Kristen: Mmmphh... *Trying hard to not laugh.*
Homura: *Seriously.* What are you two laughing about?... No... You two... Didn't hear what I was saying a while ago, ne?
Kristen: *Carelessly* Yes... In Dolby Surround...
Badbehaviour: Must you tell them?!?!
Homura: *Blushing furiously.* Err... That was... Ahem... But... Wait a minute! I'm the Toushin Taishi after all!!! I'll kill you if you two tell anybody a single word of what you heard!!! I can steal your lives with a simple move of this! *Shows his burning sword!* Bwahahahaha!!! *Totally gone.*
Kristen: Oi, Francine, it's ready!
Badbehaviour: Wah! Let me taste it!
Homura: ... ... ... ... *Stares shocked at the two girls who are... COOKING SOME BUNS ON HIS SWORD!!!*
Badbehaviour: *Sensing Homura's glare.* Oh... You don't mind if we use this for a while, ne? It works a lot!
Kristen: *With her mouth full of food.* DO YA' WANFTT - *GNAW! GNAW!* - A TAFTE? (Translation... 'Do you want a taste?')
Badbehaviour: Don't talk with your mouth full, Kris.
Homura: *THUMP!* *Faints.*
Badbehaviour & Kristen: Oooops... Did we do that? *Innocent look.*
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Kristen: *Slapping Homura's face.* Eh!! Wake up!
Homura: What? Who!? *Looks at the two.*......
Badbehaviour: You completely mis - understood us... We are here to help you!!!
Kristen: Yeah!
Homura: H - help me? *Shiny eyes.* B - but why?
Kristen: *Vaguely dying of boredom...*
Badbehaviour: *Nods.*
Homura: So if you help me, you could have some fun, am I right?
Kristen: *To Badbehaiour.* He could be a freak-maniac-but still sexy-kami, but stupid, ne?
Badbehaviour: You have a point here...
Homura: *Vein twitching.* Well, how did you two think to help me... I presume you have a plan...
Kristen: Sure... Ever heard of "Dokkiri No Neoki"?
Homura: Dokkiri No Neoki... *Serious look.* I've heard of it... But... Well, you know... I don't watch those silly programs...*Superiority look.*
Badbehaviour: Oh... Kristen... Did you hear him? *Ironical.* *Trying to imitate his serious voice.* "I don't watch those silly programs."
Zeon: *Some metres away.* Hey Shien, take a look at these!
Shien: What's this? *Looks at a mountain of VHS, all numbered and titled.*
Zeon: *Takes one of the VHS and reads.* "Dokkiri No Neoki, Episode 15..."
Shien: *Curious.* Eh, where did you find them?
Zeon: I was tiding master's room as usual, when I found those under his bed in a box...
Badbehavior & Kris: *Ironic look.* *To Homura.* So?
Homura: *Shocked.* ... ... ... Ahem - Err- Ahem... ... *Faints one more time.*
Kris: He's hopeless!!!
Badbehaviour: Hey you! *Punches him hard on the head.*
Homura: ITAI!
Kris: How cute... Acts like his loved one...
Homura: Grrrrr......
Badbehaviour: Don't be that embarrassed... You're lucky that Zeon didn't find the other box... The one that contains...
Zeon: *Peeps from Badbehaviour's shoulder.* Goku's photos from 56774 different angolations?
Bad / Kris / Homura / Shien: O.o
Shien: *Excited like a schoolgirl.* Waaaaaahhhh! That's to cute!! *shows a picture of Goku sleeping.*
All: *Looking blankly at him.*
Shien: *Blush.* Well? What's up! Only Homura can act like this? I always make the silent and calm one, sometimes I NEED to act like this! What the hell, gimme a rest!
Zeon: *Shocked.* Ahem... Well... What's Dokkiri No Neoki?
Kris: It's a famous Japanese show... In this show, a reporter is sent in a celebrity's house while he or she is sleeping, and shows how he or she sleeps, what they wear while sleeping, or simply shows their room and their habits...
Shien: Mmhh interesting... So... That's your plan... You want us to go in the Sanzo-ikkou's rooms?
Homura: *To Shien.* So we'll steal the Maiten Tenkyou and... hehehe...Well - *Teasing Shien with his elbow.* ...You now what...
All: *Veeery interested.* WHAAT?!
Homura: *Trying to look self assured.* Come on people... You perfectly know what I'm talking about!
Badbehaviour: We know it? Kris, you know it?
Kris: *Innocently.* Me? Know what? Shien, you know it?
Shien: *Innocent, too.* Nooooo... What are you talking about, girl? Zeon, you know it?
Zeon: If I know something? I don't know nothing of nothing! Master Homura, what should we now? *Grinning.*
Homura: Well... *With very low voice.* We can even see them while they sleep and... *Lower.* Even to rummage between their things... ...
Badbehaviour & Kris: WHAAAAT? We can't hear you...talk more loudly, please!
Homura: Mercy....
Zeon's mind: Waaaah...I can go in Sanzo's room... Gojyo's, too!!
Shien's mind: Waaaaah... I can go to Hakkai - kun's room!!
Homura's mind: Waaaaaaah... I can go to all those sexy boys' room!!! Goku... *Dreamy face.*
Bad & Kris: It's useless to talk in your minds, it's to easy to guess what you three are thinking about...
Bad: Kris... We should stop talking together...
Kris: What's your problem? It's just a Fic after all...
Bad: Mmmh, I guess you're right...
Badbehaviour: To be right... Homura will go alone... And you two, will stay with us to lead the operation!
Shien & Zeon: OK!
Kris: OKAY THEN, LET'S START WITH THE "PEEPING TOM OPERATION"!!!
Badbehaviour: What's the need to give it a name? THIS name, too....
Kris: *Pouts.* Umph! What do you want? It's more funny!
Badbehaviour: *Skeptically.* If you say that...
Homura: Waaaaahhh! I'm so excited!!!
Badbehaviour: Stop giggling like a sissy, you sexy-freaky kami! IT'S TIME TO DO SOME VOIYEURISME! Let's go!
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End of the prologue people!!! How was it? In the next chapter we're going to spy on the Saiyuki boys!!!
Badbehaviour: LET'S START... ...
Kris: ... ... TO REVIEW!!!
This Fic contains Yaoi...even if in a demential way...^_^;
Kristen: *Laughs.* Disclaimer- Saiyuki isn't Francine's property...but that's why we can do all these crazy things without a care! *Fox grin.* AND NO FLAMES!
Badbehaviour: Let's start!!!!
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Scene: Homura's tower... Homura is sitting on his throne and seems to be absorbed in deep thoughts......
Zeon: Hey Shien, our master seems to be meditating as usual today...
Shien: Yeah...maybe he has thought of something to steal the sutra from the Sanzo - ikkou...
Zeon: Our master's always at work... ^_#
Shien: You can tell this..
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Horuma's Mind: I really don't have a fuckin' plan to steal that goddamned sutra... Shit! I need a reason to go and meet them... So... I'll *giggles at the thought.* *This time doesn't think, but talks loud.* I'LL SEE THAT SEXY CUTIE SEITEN TAISEI SON GOKU!!!
Shien & Zeon: ... -_-
Zeon: ...Yes?^_#
Shien: You heard him too?
Zeon: Yes...
Shien & Zeon: ... ... *Sitting on the ground*
Shien: How exactly we're ended like this, serving a sexy - but - freaky kami?
Zeon: *Indifferently.* We were both drunk....and...
Shien: Yes, but...
Zeon: ... And... You had a crush on him... So...
Shien & Zeon: *Realizing how empty and vain their life is.* *Sigh.*
Zeon: Do you want a glass of this? *Shows a bottle of vodka*
Shien: Yea... Thank you friend... *Thinks a moment.* Gimme that bottle! *Glug! Glug!* *Takes the bottle and drinks a lot.*
Homura: *Walks up and down from the throne.* I need an idea... They already realized how I'm obsessed in Goku's strength... If I don't pay attention, Konzen will realize that I'm interested in something else...
Badbehaviour: *Appears out of....who knows where?* OOOHAYOOO HOMI - CHAN!!!
Homura: *Jumps 100 feet from the ground.* AAAAAARGGGHH!!! *Still very scared. *W-who are you? How did you enter! Zeon, Shien!!!
Kristen: It's useless... look... *Points at the two, who are sleeping like rocks on the ground, VERY drunk.*
Homura: O.o *Sweatdrops.*
Badbehaviour: *Tup, tup.* *Teasing the two with a stick.* Are you two dead?
Kristen: ^_^;
Homura: *Stays with a blank look for a moment.* Ah! I was saying... Who are you two!? *Tries to recompose himself.*
Badbehaviour & Kristen: Mmmphh... *Trying hard to not laugh.*
Homura: *Seriously.* What are you two laughing about?... No... You two... Didn't hear what I was saying a while ago, ne?
Kristen: *Carelessly* Yes... In Dolby Surround...
Badbehaviour: Must you tell them?!?!
Homura: *Blushing furiously.* Err... That was... Ahem... But... Wait a minute! I'm the Toushin Taishi after all!!! I'll kill you if you two tell anybody a single word of what you heard!!! I can steal your lives with a simple move of this! *Shows his burning sword!* Bwahahahaha!!! *Totally gone.*
Kristen: Oi, Francine, it's ready!
Badbehaviour: Wah! Let me taste it!
Homura: ... ... ... ... *Stares shocked at the two girls who are... COOKING SOME BUNS ON HIS SWORD!!!*
Badbehaviour: *Sensing Homura's glare.* Oh... You don't mind if we use this for a while, ne? It works a lot!
Kristen: *With her mouth full of food.* DO YA' WANFTT - *GNAW! GNAW!* - A TAFTE? (Translation... 'Do you want a taste?')
Badbehaviour: Don't talk with your mouth full, Kris.
Homura: *THUMP!* *Faints.*
Badbehaviour & Kristen: Oooops... Did we do that? *Innocent look.*
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Kristen: *Slapping Homura's face.* Eh!! Wake up!
Homura: What? Who!? *Looks at the two.*......
Badbehaviour: You completely mis - understood us... We are here to help you!!!
Kristen: Yeah!
Homura: H - help me? *Shiny eyes.* B - but why?
Kristen: *Vaguely dying of boredom...*
Badbehaviour: *Nods.*
Homura: So if you help me, you could have some fun, am I right?
Kristen: *To Badbehaiour.* He could be a freak-maniac-but still sexy-kami, but stupid, ne?
Badbehaviour: You have a point here...
Homura: *Vein twitching.* Well, how did you two think to help me... I presume you have a plan...
Kristen: Sure... Ever heard of "Dokkiri No Neoki"?
Homura: Dokkiri No Neoki... *Serious look.* I've heard of it... But... Well, you know... I don't watch those silly programs...*Superiority look.*
Badbehaviour: Oh... Kristen... Did you hear him? *Ironical.* *Trying to imitate his serious voice.* "I don't watch those silly programs."
Zeon: *Some metres away.* Hey Shien, take a look at these!
Shien: What's this? *Looks at a mountain of VHS, all numbered and titled.*
Zeon: *Takes one of the VHS and reads.* "Dokkiri No Neoki, Episode 15..."
Shien: *Curious.* Eh, where did you find them?
Zeon: I was tiding master's room as usual, when I found those under his bed in a box...
Badbehavior & Kris: *Ironic look.* *To Homura.* So?
Homura: *Shocked.* ... ... ... Ahem - Err- Ahem... ... *Faints one more time.*
Kris: He's hopeless!!!
Badbehaviour: Hey you! *Punches him hard on the head.*
Homura: ITAI!
Kris: How cute... Acts like his loved one...
Homura: Grrrrr......
Badbehaviour: Don't be that embarrassed... You're lucky that Zeon didn't find the other box... The one that contains...
Zeon: *Peeps from Badbehaviour's shoulder.* Goku's photos from 56774 different angolations?
Bad / Kris / Homura / Shien: O.o
Shien: *Excited like a schoolgirl.* Waaaaaahhhh! That's to cute!! *shows a picture of Goku sleeping.*
All: *Looking blankly at him.*
Shien: *Blush.* Well? What's up! Only Homura can act like this? I always make the silent and calm one, sometimes I NEED to act like this! What the hell, gimme a rest!
Zeon: *Shocked.* Ahem... Well... What's Dokkiri No Neoki?
Kris: It's a famous Japanese show... In this show, a reporter is sent in a celebrity's house while he or she is sleeping, and shows how he or she sleeps, what they wear while sleeping, or simply shows their room and their habits...
Shien: Mmhh interesting... So... That's your plan... You want us to go in the Sanzo-ikkou's rooms?
Homura: *To Shien.* So we'll steal the Maiten Tenkyou and... hehehe...Well - *Teasing Shien with his elbow.* ...You now what...
All: *Veeery interested.* WHAAT?!
Homura: *Trying to look self assured.* Come on people... You perfectly know what I'm talking about!
Badbehaviour: We know it? Kris, you know it?
Kris: *Innocently.* Me? Know what? Shien, you know it?
Shien: *Innocent, too.* Nooooo... What are you talking about, girl? Zeon, you know it?
Zeon: If I know something? I don't know nothing of nothing! Master Homura, what should we now? *Grinning.*
Homura: Well... *With very low voice.* We can even see them while they sleep and... *Lower.* Even to rummage between their things... ...
Badbehaviour & Kris: WHAAAAT? We can't hear you...talk more loudly, please!
Homura: Mercy....
Zeon's mind: Waaaah...I can go in Sanzo's room... Gojyo's, too!!
Shien's mind: Waaaaah... I can go to Hakkai - kun's room!!
Homura's mind: Waaaaaaah... I can go to all those sexy boys' room!!! Goku... *Dreamy face.*
Bad & Kris: It's useless to talk in your minds, it's to easy to guess what you three are thinking about...
Bad: Kris... We should stop talking together...
Kris: What's your problem? It's just a Fic after all...
Bad: Mmmh, I guess you're right...
Badbehaviour: To be right... Homura will go alone... And you two, will stay with us to lead the operation!
Shien & Zeon: OK!
Kris: OKAY THEN, LET'S START WITH THE "PEEPING TOM OPERATION"!!!
Badbehaviour: What's the need to give it a name? THIS name, too....
Kris: *Pouts.* Umph! What do you want? It's more funny!
Badbehaviour: *Skeptically.* If you say that...
Homura: Waaaaahhh! I'm so excited!!!
Badbehaviour: Stop giggling like a sissy, you sexy-freaky kami! IT'S TIME TO DO SOME VOIYEURISME! Let's go!
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End of the prologue people!!! How was it? In the next chapter we're going to spy on the Saiyuki boys!!!
Badbehaviour: LET'S START... ...
Kris: ... ... TO REVIEW!!!