Happy Halloween, Mr. Bean! CHAPTER TWO: ORIGIN OF THE STRANGER
Mr. Bean was scared and exhausted, so he went home to his beloved teddy bear.
MR. BEAN'S HOUSE, LONDON, ENGLAND:
MR. BEAN: (to the Teddy Bear) I really don't understand that fellow in that white mask. His mask was a unique colour of white. He scared the crap out of me, I must say.
(the phone rings and scares the living hell out of Bean.)
BEAN: (Nervous) Good evening, sir or madam.
VOICE ON OTHER END (VO): This is Scotland Yard, calling in regards to the masked man you ran into an hour ago. It seems he is an American murderer named Michael Myers. He comes from Haddonfield, IL, and came here looking to kill yet another one of his relatives. He have him locked up in a maximum security prison. Myers cannot underestimate the power of a bobby.
BEAN: I am really confused as to why this story takes place in England instead of the United States. I mean the authour is American, and doesn't know which words differ from their English counterparts.
SCOTLAND YARD: Nevermind this warped story. I'm more concerned about this Michael Myers fellow. -- Oh my God, he just killed everybody surrounding his cell!!!!!!!! If this Dr. Loomis fellow were alive today.......We need to get somebody to control this maniac. --Oh no! G-g-get the hell away from m-m-me!!!
(Michael picks up the phone and breathes on it, then hangs up.)
BEAN: Wait a minute, my Mummy's maiden name was Myers. And that might possibly mean.......
(Bean's door is slashed down by Michael Myers. The rain is heavily pouring, the lightning flashing.)
BEAN: Oh, please God, help me! I am afraid of this madman!!
(The Halloween theme song plays in the background.)
BEAN: (Yelling) Go away! Get away from me, you beast!!!!
(Michael comes closer to Bean and stabs and kills him mercilessly.)
(A bald, British man, who may be related to Dr. Samuel Loomis, rushes in alongside Scotland Yard and shoots Michael ten times and cuff him. Bean lay dead.)
BRITISH MAN: Don't worry, officers, I can take care of this problem from here.
CONSTABLE: You sure about this, Dr. Loomis?
(Loomis, the police, and Michael's body all leave the house. Bean's eyes blink in a closeup. The camera then focuses on a marking on Bean's wrist...........)
Mr. Bean was scared and exhausted, so he went home to his beloved teddy bear.
MR. BEAN'S HOUSE, LONDON, ENGLAND:
MR. BEAN: (to the Teddy Bear) I really don't understand that fellow in that white mask. His mask was a unique colour of white. He scared the crap out of me, I must say.
(the phone rings and scares the living hell out of Bean.)
BEAN: (Nervous) Good evening, sir or madam.
VOICE ON OTHER END (VO): This is Scotland Yard, calling in regards to the masked man you ran into an hour ago. It seems he is an American murderer named Michael Myers. He comes from Haddonfield, IL, and came here looking to kill yet another one of his relatives. He have him locked up in a maximum security prison. Myers cannot underestimate the power of a bobby.
BEAN: I am really confused as to why this story takes place in England instead of the United States. I mean the authour is American, and doesn't know which words differ from their English counterparts.
SCOTLAND YARD: Nevermind this warped story. I'm more concerned about this Michael Myers fellow. -- Oh my God, he just killed everybody surrounding his cell!!!!!!!! If this Dr. Loomis fellow were alive today.......We need to get somebody to control this maniac. --Oh no! G-g-get the hell away from m-m-me!!!
(Michael picks up the phone and breathes on it, then hangs up.)
BEAN: Wait a minute, my Mummy's maiden name was Myers. And that might possibly mean.......
(Bean's door is slashed down by Michael Myers. The rain is heavily pouring, the lightning flashing.)
BEAN: Oh, please God, help me! I am afraid of this madman!!
(The Halloween theme song plays in the background.)
BEAN: (Yelling) Go away! Get away from me, you beast!!!!
(Michael comes closer to Bean and stabs and kills him mercilessly.)
(A bald, British man, who may be related to Dr. Samuel Loomis, rushes in alongside Scotland Yard and shoots Michael ten times and cuff him. Bean lay dead.)
BRITISH MAN: Don't worry, officers, I can take care of this problem from here.
CONSTABLE: You sure about this, Dr. Loomis?
(Loomis, the police, and Michael's body all leave the house. Bean's eyes blink in a closeup. The camera then focuses on a marking on Bean's wrist...........)
