By shadows/of/flame
Phase 3: Chocolate Mousse, Part 2
Warnings? What warnings? Only general OOCerness, WIBA, and many plot holes XD Enjoy!
My sis helped me with this chapter as well. (tackleglomp XP)
Aaah! More chocolate mousse, the readers ask? Well, not technically… the authoress mumbles, looking over her creation with a disdaining smile.
Yuna's and Tidus' wedding was a huge success! Only because Yuna didn't see her white and brown striped carpet from where she was kissing Tidus. It helped that her carpet was hidden behind a wall several feet away as well.
But no matter, that would soon change.
Though, the messy details were after the wedding, at the dreaded… after-party.
Dun… dun… dun…
"Someone help me!" Rikku screamed as she saw Yuna and Tidus get into the lovely airship, that Brother had spray-painted words on the back…
Just married! Yevon help them!
Auron turned to Rikku, with a false smirk painted across his battle worn face. "And why should we help you?"
Rikku started to babble in Al Bhed, before screeching, "Yuna and Tidus are going home, now – home to their brown and white carpet!"
"But… you caused it." Auron laughed. "It's your fault."
"I know!" Rikku cried. "But I don't wanna go to Yunie's funeral when she dies of a heart attack!"
Everyone had only just realised what Rikku had said, and a silencing silence erupted from the center of the room.
"THEY'RE GOING TO SEE THE CARPET!" The readers and Yunas guardians all exclaim at once, and the authoress smiles as her chaos unfolds.
Wakka was oblivious to what was happening, as he was too busy drooling at Lulus cleavage to really care, but once he was alerted to the fact that the carpet now resembled his bedspread, he just grinned.
"Something to finally match my bedspread, ya?" he grinned, and wasn't worried about the fiasco AT ALL.
This worries the WIBA (the Wakka Is Booya Association) very much, and all they can do is bite their nails in fear as Wakka does nothing. Doing nothing does NOT give you a booya status, and they all desperately wanted Wakka to have that.
In fact, if the authoress had not conjured invisible WIBA repellant sheets all around the scene, WIBA members would be hanging by their legs stuck to huge sheets of sticky stuff.
Very embarrassing, and of course, the WIBA is always looking for new members.
Ignore the authoresses snickering.
Rikku was trying not to panic, so… she panicked. "We have to get home before Yunie somehow!" she panicked, almost setting one of the invisible sheets of repellant on fire by an not so accidental wave of her hand.
"How? We're just standing here, mindlessly arguing and panicking, surrounded by some sort of sticky material that Kimahri's stuck himself in…" Lulu muttered, and here the camera pans to a very irritated Kimahri suspended from mid air, trying desperately to get his fur out of the trap.
The authoress sniggers as she realises Kimahri is the WIBA's chairman.
The readers eyes take on a o.o look as they realise that Wakka could be cheating on Lulu. But lets just shove that TINY WEE fact under the authoresses' bed for a moment.
Rikku grabbed Auron by the arm, and the others followed them to the dock, where a speed boat fell out of a plot hole.
The fact that Tidus and Yuna were in an airship with a destination where they just got married, or that they were already in Besaid seemed to be a huge fact that fell into the plot hole the speed boat came out of.
"This'll get us here in no time, ya?" Wakka exclaimed, and Kimahri would agree, had he not been still stuck to the WIBA repelling paper.
Another plot hole appeared, and it seemed that Auron had mad speed boat driving skillz, so everyone jumped into the speed boat, and as it was a speed boat, sped off towards Besaid. If it was a normal boat, they would have of course just boated to Besaid.
Another plot hole was involved, and after falling through it, within a few minutes, they reached Besaid. But the airship had been affected by a hole too, because it was parked dangerously close to Tidus and Yunas house, and screams erupted from Yunas house.
"We're too late." The four exclaimed, the guys hiding behind the girls as a steaming, blood red and steaming propelled out of the house.
How you can propel out of somewhere... no one knows, unless someone propelled you.
"Oh no..." the authoress mutters as the scene freezes, and a blonde girl with unnatural shining blonde hair seemed to fall out of the sky as she fell out of the sky.
"Where am I?" she mutters, and notices Tidus and Auron, Tidus having appeared from a plot hole.
"OMG ITS TIDUS AND AURON! LIEK OMG, THEY'RE IN MY FANFIC! What happens next, I'd better consult my MS handbook... OH YEAH! Fall in love with Tidus! Got it!" she says as though no one can hear her, but they all can.
Lulu and Rikku OOCerly put their hands over their ears, screaming.
"KILL IT! KILL IT NOW YUNA!" both of them yelled, and with a wave of her wand the Mary Sue vanished into the dimension where Yuna sends all Mary Sues and Marty Stus when really, utterly, annoyingly annoyed.
With the Mary Sue gone, and everyone released from their OOC moments, Yuna turned to Rikku, a very evil glare dominating her unusually glare-y featured.
"WHAT-HAPPENED-TO-MY-CARPET." she hissed, steam coming out of her ears and fire coming out her mouth at the same time.
"It was Auron." Rikku squeaked, and hid as a burst of flame came her way.
She was sooooo utterly dead.