GAAAAAAH!
If fanfiction deletes this story one more time, I'm going to have to kill someone…

/sigh/ well, its back up again now.

S'very short. And if you don't like it, well… just go die.


And the fabulous Mary-Sue OC that just dropped out of no-where five seconds ago looked adoringly into Legolas's liquid orbs, drinking him in as he stared adoringly back at her. Then Elrond trotted by and saw them.
"Legolas" Elrond said. "Who is this?"
Elrond stared into Mary-Sues big purple orbs, coming to the conclusion that it she was agonizingly beautiful. Then Glorfindel came along. His orbs darted around the room, finally resting on Mary-sue. He stared into her deep pools of orbiness and died. Then Legolas looked into Elrond's orbs questioningly, and Bilbo skipped by merrily. He stopped. Mary-Sue stared into his orbs suprisedly. Bilbo just took out his pipe, shoved some weed in it, became high, and tottered off, his orbs staring at imaginated orbs. Then, I came into the screen with a bazooka and killed everyone but Mary-Sue, because she had these weird unknown magical orby powers that allowed her to dodge bullets. Orb. I grabbed into her orb and popped her back into the real, un-orbified world, where her overlarge and disproportioned orbs weighed her orb. She fell orb, and died from the orby weight of her orbs. Orb orbitty orb.

The orb


Yeah, ok then…

p.s
If you want, I can do a request on other commonly used words like that, or anything else along those lines…. Just coz its fun.

Now. Review or DDIIEEEE!