Of Orbs And Such

by Saltwater

Are you sick of overused cliche's? Of word that don't exsist, but are still used? Of the way that apples go all brown and icky when you leave them in the air too long? Well, i cant do much about the apples, but i DO enjoy making fun of bad writing...

4. She Elf and the Master of Gondor

Ok, I got bored.

So, even though I said I wouldn't, I did.

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She-Elf and the Master of Gondor

Aragorn sat on a bench in Gondor and hummed.
"Mmm-bop, chicka cha ba, mmm-bop." He said.

He was the King of Gondor, you see, but he had nothing to do. He was extremely bored, so he sat. And he hummed.
"Now that I'm a rich boy, na na na na na na…"

Then he saw Arwen walking along.
"Yo, she-elf!" he called. "Baby! C'mere!"

Arwen grew angry.

"I aint no she-elf, bitch!" she hollered.

Then, she killed the insolent King.

And now, in place of a King, Gondor had a queen. Beautiful and terrible as the dawn. All shall love her and despair.

And she ruled forever.
Quite literally. Since she was immortal.

The end.

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(Thanks to Legolas's Girl 9 for that idea)