A/N: Alright since I feel so horrible about the lack of updates, I'm going to do this next chapter just for my loyal readers, who are ready to strangle me because I take too long with my updates! I own only Sara, that's it! Enjoy everyone!

Fooled Ya!

Sara's POV:

Wow, I had been out with Randy for almost 4 hours. We left the hotel around 3, and it was almost 7 now! I had burnt a small hole in Randy's wallet, but he was the one that bought the Rolex, that cost almost as much as all the stuff I bought! We had eaten an hour ago, but I was hungry again, so Randy bought me a muffin.
"So how's your love life going Randy?" I asked him as I took a bite of my muffin.

"Eh, it comes and goes. I'm just having fun right now. Haven't had a steady relationship in a few months."

"Aww, poor Randy! So you're single at the moment?" I replied.

"Yea, but trust me, I'll find a girl in no time at all!" Randy answered, with a smirk.

"My friend Jenna wants to meet you. Well, that's one of the few things she wants to do to you. You'll have to meet her sometime, I think you'd like her." I told Randy.

"Really, what all does she want to do to me?" He asked, grinning.

"I'm just going to ignore that question, she can tell you when you meet her." I replied.

"So, what's Jenna look like?"

"Let's see, she's skinny as a stick, about 5'2 or 5'3, she's really pretty, has her belly button, nose and nipple pierced, and a playboy bunny tattoo on her hip, really tan, you'd like her, trust me." I answered.

"Hmm, a nipple piercing? I think I do want to meet this chick!" Randy replied. I could almost read his thoughts, so I slugged him on the arm.

"Hey, what was that for?" Randy yelped.

"For thinking about one of my best friends in a perverted way!" I replied, smiling.

"Well, you think about one of my best friends in a perverted way too!" Randy retorted.

"You are so stupid Orton, John's my husband, I can think about him anyway I want to!" I answered, getting a wide grin on my face.

"Enough, let's start heading to the club!" Randy said, getting up. I nodded my head, and got up, throwing the remainder of my muffin in the trash.

"So, do you think that our storyline together will be weird? I mean, I have to make out with my friend's wife, on national TV." Randy asked, looking straight ahead.

"Uh, I haven't actually thought about it. It's just acting, nothing more so I'm not worried. I don't really like how they have me leaving SmackDown. My character is such a slut and a troublemaker! They have alluded to me being involved with Heidenreich, Rene Dupree, and Carlos, while I was supposedly dating John! I'm going to be 'attacked' by three of them, once the four men realize that I've been playing them all. John just walks away and lets them, and then the Undertaker/Mark will fight them off, carrying me to a safe place, and then waiting until I wake up, then telling me to get away from SmackDown while I have the chance. It'll work though, I'm jus worried about the baby. What if one of them screwed up and accidentally hit or kicked me? It happens all the time, but this time it could hurt my baby." I confessed to Randy.

"I wouldn't worry about it too much, I'm positive that everyone will be extremely careful, cause everyone knows that you're pregnant. You guys will have rehearsed it to perfection, and they are all really good at their jobs. The baby will be fine!" Randy reassured me.

"Yea, you're right. I don't have anything to worry about. Thanks Randy, I needed to get that off my chest."

"Of course I'm right! Just think about it, in about 11 months, you and me will be partners! Then John gets shipped over, we'll all be one big happy family! By the way, you do know that if the baby is a boy that you're naming it Randy Keith Jr., right?" Randy asked me, smirking.

"Uh I think not Randy. Nice try though! Are we almost there?" I asked Randy, looking for the club.

"Um, yea! It's just around the next corner!" Randy responded. We walked the rest of the way in silence, and then I saw the club. It was lined up out the door, and looked pretty crazy. I was ready for it though, John was going to find out that he had the wrong date for my birthday. He's going to feel like such an idiot, I can't wait to see the look on his face!

Randy and I got to cut in the line, and were in the club in a matter of minutes. It was pretty dark inside, and I could see a mass of people out on the dance floor.

"Do you see John?" I hollered to Randy.

Randy just shrugged his shoulders, and then we both turned and saw John…dancing with two skanky hoes!

"I can't believe him! How can he go out and dance with trash like those chicks?" I shouted.

"I have no clue. I think that I should go break this up." Randy replied.

"No, I'm going to break this up!" I answered as I stormed over towards John. I could practically feel the steam gushing out my ears as I approached the three of them. I walked up behind one of the bimbo's, and then spun her around.

"You better back up off my husband slu….t Andrea?!" I exclaimed.

"Who you calling a slut chica?" Andrea asked me as Jenna turned around to face me.

"What the heck? Jenna, Andrea, what are you guys doing here?" I asked, completely oblivious to the fact that John was now on the stage.

"Ok everyone, I need your attention!" John began saying. "Alright, now on the count of 3 we all have to sing happy birthday to my beautiful wife, whose 21st birthday is tonight! One…two…three!" John shouted.

I stood there dumbfounded as everyone started singing happy birthday, and would've fallen over if Randy hadn't been behind me holding me up. After the singing was done, all of our friends from the SmackDown and RAW roster came out of the shadows and surrounded Randy, Andrea, Jenna, and me. My mouth was still hanging wide open, and I could feel tears building up in my eyes. No, now is not the time to cry! John left the stage, and came over to me, with a big smile on his face.

"Surprise!" John said, as I just stared at him. "I really had you fooled, didn't I? You seriously thought that I had forgotten your birthday, didn't you?"

"Yea. Oh my gosh, you are so cruel John Cena!" I exclaimed, snapping back to reality. I rushed at him and gave him a big hug.

"You have no idea how hard this was to pull off without you finding out about your surprise party!" John told me.

"Did everyone know?" I asked him.

"Basically, the only person who didn't know was Tazz, he was the only one he even acknowledged your birthday before, if you remember."

"But Andrea and Jenna are here too… how did you pull that off?"

"They took a red-eye flight, and then spent most of the day with Jackie, Charlie, and me getting this place ready. Our good friend Randy played a major role in this whole event." John said, giving Randy a high five.

"Randy, you told me that he thought my birthday was November 25th, I can't believe that you lied to me!" I said.

"Yea, I lied. It worked though, and you got a huge surprise! Now which one is Jenna?" He asked me, putting on his Orton charm.

I rolled my eyes, and grabbed Jenna by her arm, bringing her face to face with Randy and me.

"Hey girl, thanks for flying out for my birthday!" I said, hugging her.

"No problem, anything for you chick!" Jenna replied, staring at Randy.

"Randy, I would like to introduce you to Jenna. Jenna, this is Randy. Have fun!" I replied.

"Holy shit, he's even better looking in person! Thanks Sara!" Jenna exclaimed as Randy gave her his hand and led her out to the dance floor. I couldn't help but laugh when I heard him say to Jenna, "No what exactly is it that you want to do to me?"

"So, are you surprised to see me?" Andrea asked, spinning me around.

"Yea, I was wondering why you never called me! So, how are you?" I asked her, as we sat down.

"I'm surviving. Chris called me yesterday, and told me to tell you that he said happy birthday stupid face, and oh yea, you smell like olives! He's going to be calling you tomorrow I think. Now I have a question for you, olives?"

"Long story that not even I understand! Well, I'm going to go track down my husband! I'll catch ya later Andy girl!" I told Andrea, as I walked over towards John and some of our wrestling buddies.

"Happy birthday Sara!" John said as he wrapped his arms around me and kissed me.

"Thanks baby, I seriously thought that you had forgotten, and I was sooo mad at you!"

"I knew that you were mad, Mark and Kurt found it hilarious when you followed us into the hotel lobby! It went perfect!" John said, still holding on to me.

"Yea, you got me. Don't ever do that again though!" I said as I pulled John out onto the dance floor.

"You don't have to worry about that, I don't think that I'll ever be able to pull another surprise off on you again!" John replied as we started dancing.

We all danced the night away, and then everyone started doing karaoke. Andrea and Jenna had to open their big mouths, and I soon found myself up on the stage, belting out the song Mamma Mia, by Abba. Next they made me sing Breakaway. It was fun, but I never want to do that again!

Everyone left the club around 3 in the morning, tired and most of them were drunk. Jenna said bye to me, and I watched her walk out with Randy, Andrea left with Jackie and Charlie, and then John and I left with everyone else. Amy had shown up, and was struggling just like me with the no drinking due to pregnancy thing. All in all, it was a blast! John had to practically carry me back to the hotel because I was so exhausted, no sex for him tonight. I remember him tucking me into the bed, and then I was out for the night.

A/N: Ok, I'm tired and I'm not into details right now. I hope y'all liked her surprise birthday party, and review please! Nighty night everyone!