A/N: this is the next part of the story. Just in case you didn't know.

Disclaimers: I own nothing. There. Ha!

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Somewhere in domino city Bakura went up to the bathroom only to find that his "intuition shaver" had been used. It was used by none other than sweet and innocent Ryou. Bakura frowned and picked up the shaver.

At least he could've had the decency to have washed it! Bakura thought angrily.

He placed it under the tap when suddenly they moved! THEY THEN STRUCK OUT AT BAKURA! He had no time to think. But he did have time to swear. And trust me. He wasn't swearing any oaths!

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Marik was sitting in the lounge room drinking a nice strawberry milkshake. He didn't much like the flavour but pink was his favourite colour.

That was when Marik noticed something on the ground moving. He looked at it. What was his Nair wax doing on the ground? And what was Malik's hair doing on it? AND WHAT IN THE UNDERWORLD WAS MALIK DOING USING HIS WAX? TO WAX HIS BEARD? WHO WAXES THERE BEARDS? WHY COULD'NT HE USE HIS OWN?

Marik angrily put down his milkshake, picked up his millennium rod and walked over to the wax.

He prodded it with his rod.

He then bent down to pick it up when he heard, giggling? Was the hair giggling? He shook his head and picked it up. And that was when the hairs struck out at him. And he saw black…..

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Yami woke up and thought: where am I?

Suddenly the days events came flooding back to him.

Yugi using his special Venus shaver, the purple beard hairs striking out at him and, and, um, well. He didn't remember anything else.

He then turned to his right and saw Kaiba lying next to him. Ha! He was gagged. Yami was about to laugh at Kaiba when he realised he was also gagged.

Yami frowned. No-one, I repeat, NO-ONE gags a pharaoh! He stood up. Well at least he tried to. You see he would've successfully stood up if it weren't for one teeny tiny problem. He was tied up.

Damn that hikari! And damn those bloody beard hairs of his! Yami thought angrily.

Suddenly there was a soft moan from the left of him. He turned and saw serenity laying there, also gagged and tied up.

Oh Ra! Why did you do this to me? Joey will kill me if I let his sister be hurt! I mean c'mon! He spent 3 million dollars for her eye operation! Thought Yami desperately.

Then Yami saw from further on than serenity was, BAKURA? (Yami Bakura) what the..? He should be behind all of this! Not part of it!

Then further on from Bakura, Yami saw Marik (Yami) suddenly Yami realised.

Oh shit, Revenge of the Hikari's. But honestly shouldn't they be grateful for them? Didn't they have to do most of the dirty work? (Well Yami knew that Bakura did most of the dirty work. Especially when no super markets were open…)

But hang on, then what were serenity and Kaiba doing here? Yami groaned and sat back. This was worse than trying to read hieroglyphs!

Then Yami saw a clump of hairs strolling past.

He blinked.

They noticed.

"AAHHH! HE'S AWAKE! QUIK! NOCK HIM OUT!" one of the hairs shouted.

Yami's thrashing was doing no good. He was just knocked out faster….

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Bakura was watching the whole ordeal of Yami being attacked. He chuckled quietly to himself not wanting to draw too much attention to himself.

"Honestly, I don't know why we agreed to do this. It's a bad idea." Said one of the hairs in its high pitched voice.

"You can blame Malik's beard hairs for that. Always thinking about world domination." Said the new arrivals of purple hairs.

Bakura's eyebrows rose.

Great. He thought. Hairs with world domination plans. What's next? Kaiba has a girlfriend?

Bakura err, thought too soon. Because serenity murmured: Kaiba I love you!

And Kaiba whispered: oh serenity. Why did you leave me?

Bakura groaned inwardly.

Oh great. He thought. Kaiba has an ex who still likes him and I have nothing but a load of fan girls who only like me because I'm a Yami. Bakura harrumphed very loudly and then the beard hairs realised he was awake.

OH RA NO! Thought Bakura as the beard hairs crept towards him. He wasn't so concerned about the beard hairs. No there was something much worse. Someone was playing Paul Simon's grace land.

It was when he was actually knocked out that he realised that the hairs were coming towards him.

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Meanwhile at Joey's house Joey and Yugi were playing with Barbies.

And Ryou and Malik were on the swings in the park playing truth or dare.

And up in the officer's seat of Kaiba Corp, the new leader was sitting in the chair. Mokuba was decidedly the new leader since his brother left without a note.

This goes to show you that you should always leave a note just in case someone takes over your job.

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Hehehehehehehe! R/R and you might find out what happens next!