Ah, the world is sweet.
A/N okay this is really weird so if you like good stories you mighten want to read this! Thanks to all of mah reviewers! And yes serenity has a Gillette mach 4. But hey! Kaiba and Yami both have Venus shavers!
And no I am not from England. I am from the good old AUSTRALIA! HOW IS IT POSSIBLE FOR ENGLAND TO BEAT US IN CRICKET?
I would be listening to c.d except Einstein won't give me it.
And I am gonna write only 1 page!
Disclaimers: I own nothing. Nada. Not even my own right of choice!
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Now it was Kaiba's turn to wake up.
Unfortunately for him he got up really quickly.
He felt dizzy because he has low blood pressure.
He was lucky in a way because the beard hairs had officially left and he wasn't gonna be knocked out.
And he was thinking as he looked over at serenity:
"I'm mister lonely,
Nobody loves me,
Except the bewd,
But that's only a card.
So I am a loner.
The loneliest loner
There has ever been…"
I guess it's a good thing that Kaiba wasn't a singer.
Or a song writer.
Then Bakura re awoke from his state of unconsciousness.
And he threw Kaiba the biggest greasy.
Yes. Bakura also liked serenity.
Infact the only person in the room who didn't like serenity would have to be, uh, the dust mite in the corner!
(Yes serenity loved herself!)
Kaiba sighed. (He didn't know that every-one else in the room liked her. By her I mean serenity. Not Kaiba. Kaiba is a he. Serenity is a her.)
He tried to get up.
And yes Kaiba also found out that he was tied up the hard way.
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Serenity who was watching through her half closed eyes saw Kaiba fall flat on his face after attempting to get up.
"What is it with guys and not looking? COULDN'T HE TELLED THAT HE WAS TIED UP?" serenity thought to her own mind. Well at least I think it is her own…
That was when she noticed the most gorgeous dust mite….. (Okay I'm joking. I'm just on a high. You really shouldn't try writing love stories when on a high.)
But what serenity did notice was a most gorgeous dust mite….. (I'm getting a recurring sense of déjà vu, over and over again. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?)
What she did notice was that she was tied up and had a gag in her mouth.
And that she and Kaiba weren't the only ones awake.
That evil Bakura was awake too.
And he was looking right at her.
Ah well.
Serenity was concentrating on freeing her hands.
She was doing it, bit by bi-
Ah! I am free! She thought triumphantly.
She then took the gag out of her mouth.
She went over to Kaiba and helped him.
(What I mean by helping him is that she undid his hands and he just seemed to glare at her, and then turned away in embarrassment.)
She then went over and helped Bakura who gave her a big thankful smile, (it looked more like a grimace.) and then thanked her after he had successfully removed the pink gag.
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Hah Kaiba! You need to be nicer to girls! Bakura thought triumphantly, as serenity was removing the pink gag.
Pink?
PINK?
PINK?
And Bakura fainted.
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Serenity joined Kaiba in undoing all of the ties and gags.
When suddenly the door opened and in entered the supposed leader who was wearing lots of fake beards of every colour.
They were muttering a single word over and over.
Friendship…..Friendship……FRIENDSHIP…..
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Mwahahaha! The dust mites are everywhere. Even more so then the teapots…. R/R and if u don't know more stories!
(Who am I trying to kid? No more stories?)
I AM CAPABLE OF RESTRAINING MYSELF FROM TYPING!
(Yeah right. You wrote 3 whole pages when you only said that you were gonna write 1!)
AAHHH! NO! SHE LIES!
And I think friendship is one word.
I mean it's not a ship that is a friend is it?