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Discription – Kagome and Sango go to Muyashi University and have to share a dorm with a pervert and a jackass.

This Chapter: Kagome, Sango, Miroku, and Inu-yasha search for jobs…Inu-yasha drives…

College: Hell on Earth

Chapter 4 – Never let Inuyasha drive…

By: Inu'sluv

Opening Comments: Chapter is being rewritten with a better format. Hope you like it! D

"KAGOME, YOU NEED TO GET UP!"

Inu-yasha yelled poking her side constantly. Kagome just sat there asleep, as if dead. "She looks dead…" Miroku pointed out. " "No shit Sherlock." Inu-yasha barked. (A/N: Inu-yasha barked, and he's part dog, that's funny.)

"Kagome get your ass up!" Inu-yasha shouted. Kagome growled before hitting Inu-yasha with a right hook in the face. Inu-yasha stepped back holding his face staring at her, pissed off. Kagome all of a sudden realized she had punched somebody and sat up chanting, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" Kagome noticed that it was none other than Inu-yasha who she punched. She crossed her arms and said, "Oh, it's just you." "Your such a baby." Miroku exclaimed. Sango snorted and walked up to him, punching him really hard, who despite being a man, started crying. "Oh yeah, you're a bad ass." Sango whispered, glancing at him. Kagome looked at him really nicely and walked over and hugged him. "Sango you made him cry, that's not very nice." She explained. Of course during their hug, Miroku had an urge that ended in…. "HENTAI!" Kagome, Sango, and Inu-yasha all hit Miroku, knocking him unconscious. Kagome sent a death glare towards Miroku before walking to the bathroom to take a shower. Inu-yasha walked up to Miroku and said, "You're never gonna get a girl that way."

"Alright, do you all have your schedules?" A man at the podium said. "He sounds like a fruit loop." Kagome whispered to Sango who snickered. Sango looked down at her schedule, interpreting what it said. She had all the same classes except one. She was taking an advanced academic's class. Kagome looked down at her schedule sheet, noticing that she was taking an advanced art class. Inu-yasha and Miroku were both taking an advanced science class that they had signed up for. "Since when did you become interesting in Science?" Sango asked. Miroku and Inu-yasha smirked to each other. "Since we saw that fine ass teacher over there." Miroku answered. Kagome and Sango looked over and saw Mr. now Ms. Konichi standing by the fruit loop guy. Obviously Miroku and Inu-yasha hadn't heard the news about the teacher's sex change. Sango knew she had to tell them though. Kagome spoke first. "Uhhh…", Kagome whispered, "that's a man, guys." Inu-yasha and Miroku turned to look at the teacher. "How do you know?" They asked. Kagome laughed and walked over to the teacher. "Mr. K, I mean, Ms. Konichi can you come over here for a second?" She asked nicely. Mr./Ms. Konichi walked over and smiled.

Inu-yasha and Miroku smiled back. "What do you want to talk about?" He/she asked. The boys turned their head to the side thinking if maybe Kagome and Sango were right. He/she had a deep voice, but some girls did. Miroku looked down for a second and noticed she had a bulge in her tight wore skirt. "Oh my god!" Miroku yelled, turning away. Inu-yasha glanced at him weird before following Miroku's hand to point down. Inu-yasha followed and noticed it as well. "Holy shit!" Inu-yasha shouted, doing exactly what Miroku did. Kagome and Sango started laughing. "Well I have to go…bye boys." She said smiling at them. They gulped and tried their best to smile. As soon as she walked away, they started throwing up in the nearest tree. Kagome and Sango cramped from laughing so hard. "That was fucking nasty…" Inu-yasha and Miroku whispered, wiping their mouths.

"Okay, we were let off of school to go get jobs." Sango explained for the 4th time since they had walked out of the dorm room. "Sango, we get it, damn." Kagome exclaimed. "Just trying to help." Sango said. "Oh is that what it's called." Kagome sarcastically retorted with. "Okay, Kagome Higurashi, what did you wanna be when you were a kid?" Sango asked. Kagome whispered a, "Guess." "A teacher…" Kagome shook her head. "A doctor." "No." Kagome answered. "A striper?" Miroku asked. Everyone looked at him. "NO!" Kagome yelled. "I wanted to be a bartender." She answered. "Are you serious?" Sango asked distraught. "Yep, I always wanted to be one." She responded. "Okay, well let's go!" Sango shouted jumping into her car, literally. "Inu-yasha, you can drive, if you want." Sango exclaimed. Inu-yasha smiled and nodded. He turned on the car. Big mistake on Sango's part…

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"INU-YASHA TURN LEFT!" Kagome screamed sitting in the front seat holding onto anything she could.

"NOT THAT LEFT THE OTHER LEFT!" Kagome screeched. Miroku and Sango were holding onto each other, Sango was crying, thinking they were all gonna die. "INU-YASHA PULL THE CAR OVER!" Sango screamed. Inu-yasha didn't listen. When they got to the bar, they made a complete and utterly sickening stop. Everyone except Inu-yasha fell out of the car slowly. Inu-yasha was energetic but the rest of them were throwing up in the bushes. "I am never letting you drive again!" Sango shouted, trying to strangle him. "It wasn't that bad…"

Inu-yasha whispered. "To who, the people in the car behind us!" Kagome barked. This turned into one of their daily catfights. Miroku and Sango tore them apart and Kagome walked up to the bar.

An hour later…

Kagome walked out of the bar happy as ever, with a bartender outfit in one hand and shoes. "I'm guessing you got the job." Sango exclaimed. "Yep, and they gave me an outfit and Shoes!" "Since when did jobs give shoes?" Kagome asked herself. Sango laughed. "How much do you get paid?" Miroku asked her, glancing at her shiny shoes. "15 dollars an hour, that's a good wage, don't cha think?" All three of them nodded. "Okay, on to the next person!" Sango beckoned. …

Three jobs and a lunch later…

"Well, it's time to go…" Kagome shouted happy as ever. "I'm driving!" Inu-yasha yelled.

"NO!" All three of them yelled. "You don't have to yell." Inu-yasha whispered innocently…

Closing Comments:

Hope you liked the chapter! It's so much better than the first time I wrote it. Don't cha think? I like it! D

Bye!

Inu'sluv