A/N: I think 2 chappies of this story are going up tonight, that is, if I can be bothered to write 2…..

I am having the time of my life here, it's the holidays, I get to sleep in, watch movies, sing, (SING? random people previously clutching there ears in agony just fainted) AND BEST OF ALL I GOT TO BE MYSELF UNTIL THOSE BLOODY REPORTS CAME!

Yes. Report time is a difficult time for us all.

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Okay, so lets see whats happening around domino city.

Kaiba: he just realised that he lost his job to his younger brother and he was just given away by his brother to some millionaire because it was either that or mokie would lose Kaiba corp. I mean come on what would you chose?

Mokie: just gave up his brother to some millionaire in order to save Kaiba corp. he didn't shed a tear coz quite frankly he was sick of it happening to him.

Yugi: was sick of playing barbies but Joey wasn't so Yugi pulled out his bratz doll and barbie and the bratz doll were having a catfight over barbies new guy, (Dwayne was it?)

Joey: he wasn't sick of playing barbie and his barbie was against the bratz doll.

Malik: went to Ryou's house for tea.

Ryou: had Malik over for tea.

Yami: chasing after serenity.

Bakura: chasing after serenity.

Marik: chasing after serenity.

Serenity: being carried away by the evil beard hairs.

Evil beard hairs: creating turmoil around the city, but to there complete surprise no-one actually noticed. Yes indeed it usually was a lot worse. I mean come on. Bakura and Marik, IN THE SAME CITY?

OKAY SO ON TO THE STORY!

"SSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"

the three boys were screaming as they chased after her.

And they passed Joey's house.

"YO! Did some-one call me?" he asked sticking his head out of the window. (he had won the barbi vs. bratz game, coz without Yami, Yugi was hopeless.)

"um Joey, isn't that your sisters name?" Yugi asked also sticking his head out of the window to see what was causing the racket.

"what? Oh yeah" Joey replied looking at the scene below him.

(Yami, Marik, and Bakura were all running around the park chasing a tractor that had serenity on it.)

"and isn't that your sister down there?" Yugi asked.

"are you implying that I wouldn't know if that was my sister?" asked Joey frustratedly.

"no I'm just…"

"well for your information that ISN'T-" Joey blinked. "hold on that is her isn't it?"

"yes Joey." Yugi sighed. "it is your sister."

"oh right. So which one is she and what's wrong with her?"

"she is the one that you paid $3 mil to get her eyes fixed and she looks like she's being attacked by Yugi squinted beard hairs.."

"you mean to tell me that I spent 3 million on her…. And she's just been kidnapped by BEARD HAIRS?"

"your beard hairs to be exact." Yugi replied. "no-one else that I know has blonde hair…"

"Joey?" Yugi asked turning around.

But Joey had already left.

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Yugi watched the scene unfold from above.

Joey ran out onto the street in front of the tractor.

The tractor slammed on the brakes.

"what do you want?" squeaked the beard hairs.

"I want my sister back!" Joey exclaimed.

"Joey! You remembered that I am your sister!" serenity exclaimed.

"no, Yugi told me that you were."

Serenity's face feel.

"AH! IT'S STOPPED!" Bakura exclaimed.

And they pounced on it knocking serenity off the tractor and onto the ground,

"NEVER FEAR I SHALL CATCH YOU!" Yami said.

Running around. (he ended up standing on her)

"where'd she go?" he asked looking around.

"you Baka! Your standing on her!" said Marik.

While all this was happening Joey had sat down and pulled out a chocolate bar and began to eat.

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OK! That's this chappie over and done with!

r/R and you know the rest!

Yami: what else is there?

Me: huh?

Yami: you said "the rest" but there isn't anything else to do.

Me: sweat drops ehehe well, ahh. Coughyoucouldjointherustyspoonsandstopthoseevilteapotscough

Yami: blinks chocolate anyone?