Chap.5-School starts...and Danger prone Sango...

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"RRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNGGG!!!!!"

Sango's alarm clock went off.

"SHUT THE F UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Sango yelled

as everyone looked at her,eye wide."Man when

Sango's pissed...Sango's pissed."Miroku stated."No

Miroku,she's just as happy as a cucumber....of

course she pissed off!!"Kagome shouted,tired and

bitchy." My,aren't we bitchy.."Inu-yasha said

smirking.(A/N-Didn't I just say that?!)"No,I'm

just tired and sleepy...."Kagome explained.Sango

got up and went into the bathroom,while on here

way in she said something about Stupid ass alarms

and loudmouth bitches and bastards."Hey

Sango...be careful,the floor-"Suddenly they heard

something fall and shout and yell."The floor...is

wet..."Kagome finished. Sango walked out of the

bathroom with towels all over here and looking

like she had freaking fallen into the laundry room

and the static had made the towels stick to her.

Sango spit out some water some water at their feet

and exclaimed,"Who left the tub on and let it flow

onto the floor?!"Sango glared at the three.Inu-

yasha and Kagome looked at each other and then

stepped back,leaving Miroku to fend for himself.

"So...you did it,huh?!"Sango shouted at him

making him step back."Uh...yes?..."He said

innocently."Bad move..."Inu-yasha whispered to

Kagome."Who you telling?"She replied.Sango

picked Miroku up like she was going to body slam

him and threw him onto the bed."Next time,let the

water out of the fucking tub!!!"She screamed.

"Sango Niko Hitomi!!!!"Kagome shouted.

Now,Sango knew that when Kagome whipped out

her middle and last name,that there was going to

be a fight between them.Kagome marched up to

Sango and said."How dare you say that foul word!"

"Well,if you must know,I heard it from you!!!"

Sango retorted."When the hell have I ever said

that....word!"Kagome shouted at Sango."You say

the word everytime it comes on a song!"Sango

shouted back."Kagome,Sango,calm your asses

down."Inu-yasha told them.Kagome turned to him

and then smiled."YOU STAY OUT OF THIS!!!"

She screamed which made him fall scared."Listen

Sango,I have to admit,I do say that word when I

sing,but it's not right to say that word when the

author says it's rated PG-13."Kagome explained.

(Me-Thank you Kagome....)

"Your right..."Sango replied smiling."I know I

am.."Kagome smirked.Sango shoved Kagome,and

then Kagome shoved Sango,which made Sango

pissed and made Sango push Kagome.Suddenly

both of them were about to punch each other

when...

"What did I miss?"Miroku asked as he walked into

the punches."MIROKU!!!!"The two yelled."I am

so sorry!"Kagome yelled."You should be."Miroku

said touching his nose."Shut up..."Sango exclaimed

knocking him out again.

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Kagome,Inu-yasha,and Miroku were both in P.E.

While Sango was in chemistry.

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Kagome stood there playing dodgeball...

Boys Vs. Girls and the boys were winning by one

point.Kagome had a ball in her hand and was about

to throw it when a girl came up and hit her,

knocking her down and stealing the ball.

"HEY!"Kagome shouted.The girl looked at her and

grinned.Of course,then she got pegged by someone

on the boys side.Kagome

turned and saw Inu-yasha smirking at her.Kagome

smiled back and stole the ball back from the girl

and threw it.She was aiming for Inu-yasha,just for

fun,until she hit Miroku in the back of the head.

"Sorry Miroku!"Kagome yelled as she saw Inu-

yasha laughing at the top of his lungs.Suddenly

that girl came next to Kagome,and Kagome threw

the ball and it slammed into the back of the girl's

head.The girl turned around and glared.

"Whoops,my bad,it's not my fault that your big fat

head is in the way!"Kagome explained."Hey

Kikyou,over here!"A voice called."Kikyou is it?"

Kagome whispered.Suddenly a ball came

Kagome's way and she dodged it."Ha You

missed!!!"Kagome yelled at the boy who threw

it.He smirked and walked away.Kagome smiled

back and then almost got hit with a ball that Inu-

yasha had thrown."Oh no you don't!"Kagome

yelled as she threw a ball and hit him."Your

good."Inu-yasha admitted."I know..."Kagome

smirked.

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Sango sat at her table scared to death that she was

going to do something wrong."Ok,it says put a

teaspoon of red dye." "I can do that." Sango

whispered to herself.She took a table spoon out

and began to pour it in.Suddenly the smoke began

to pour out of the cup."Oh no...oh no...oh no....oh

no!!!!!!!"Sango screamed as the teacher ran over to

the table.All of a sudden,A buff of smoke filled

Sango face,and as soon as it was gone everyone

was staring at her hair."What?"Sango asked.One

girl signaled to look in the mirror.Sango walked up

to the mirror.

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kagome,Inu-yasha,and Miroku came walking

down the hall to the dorm room when they heard

someone screaming in their

room."Sango!!!"Kagome yelled as she pulled the

door open.When they came running in they saw

Sango standing at the mirror screaming."What are

you screaming about?!"Miroku asked.Sango lifted

the towel off of her head and then all of them

pulled their hand over their mouths.Sango's hair

had was red."You....You look..."Kagome began.

"Like the Little Mermaid.."Inu-yasha finished.

"Yeah..."Kagome and Miroku agreed.

"What am I going to do with my hair looking like

this?!"Sango shouted."Well,maybe we can wash it

out?"Kagome said."I've been trying for the past

two hours."Sango explained crying."Oh it's ok,at

least we know,Miroku will still love you."Kagome

began.Sango glared at her."Ok,maybe not the best

thing to say."Kagome whispered smiling."You

could dye it black."Inu-yasha suggested."Good

Idea Inu-yasha." "See Sango,Inu-yasha cares."

"No I don-"Inu-yasha began,"Yes you do."

Kagome said in a threatening voice."Yeah, I do

care."Inu-yasha told Sango,fake smiling."Come on

Sango."Kagome ushered her into the bathroom as

Inu-yasha and Miroku laughed.

----------------------Five hours later----------------------

Kagome brought Sango out.Sango now had black

hair with red streaks.Miroku's eyes lite up and he

made a beeline for her ass."HENTAI!!!!"Sango's

natural call rang out as you heard the predictable

clonk on the head."Well at least we know that the

red dye didn't change her."Miroku explained."I

don't think even a new Sango would want you

touching her ass."Inu-yasha exclaimed."One of

these days,she is going to be mine." "Yeah and one

of these days you are going to die of brain

damage."Inu-yasha laughed.

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Yes..I put Kikyou in it...she''ll be with Inu-yasha in acouple of chaps.

Kagome ends up with someone too,but then Inu-yasha and Kagome are together..

-Inu'suv