CH. 7

And so here I am, today, with that same husband, only he grew dramatically more immature since his childhood days. Unfortunately, my wish that Yoh would die before we reached our adolescent years didn't come true, and I was rather disappointed, but full of hopes for this year. I sat in my room with my head cradled in my arms as I tried to take a five minute nap. Of course, I knew that FIVE-minute nap would end up as a five-HOUR nap, but that didn't matter to me much. Just as I was lapsing into that dream zone, where my body was really relaxing, I head a BAM! I jumped up, alarmed. Staring at my window, I realized that someone had thrown something against it. I looked down into the dark streets. My heart dropped with disappointment. It was my precious hubby. "YOHHH!" I shouted as I threw open my window, "Get out of here!"

"Wifey! My precious wifey! I wanna go and eat some hot noodles! Let's go!"

"I'm busy!" I shouted back, as I began to close the window again.

"Oh! Did I mention?" Yoh suddenly shouted, "that I'm planning to tell your mom to move our engagement up a year?"

I groaned as I returned to the window asking, "How long will it take?"

Yoh smiled triumphantly. That Yoh can be so abusive to my dispositions in life. I strolled down the stairs, dragging my feet and began to saunter out when my mother asked, "Where you going?"

"Out."

"With…?"

"My future fiancé," I forced myself to say, just so my mother wouldn't object. Of course she didn't object! She was beaming at me like she had just won the world cup! Her face was radiant as I passed by, which irritated me. I had a personal Yoh fan club in my house and that didn't make my life any easier. You know, I walk to school talking with friends and they'll discuss how they wish they found their ideal guys. And I'd sit back and think, Gee, great…I've got my "ideal" guy already…some IDEAL guy…

I finally found Yoh standing in front of my house with his car waiting behind him. He opened the door for me, which surprised me, then got in. As soon as I got in, Yoh glanced in the rearview mirror. He looked in the mirror for about thirty whole seconds before he started driving again. Finally, he started the engine and began to drive off. When we reached a big street, Yoh pulled over. I stared at him awkwardly asking, "What's wrong? Why'd you stop?"

"Nothing," Yoh said. But out of nowhere, he leaped foreword at me, snatch my face in his calloused hands and planted his wet lips directly over mine. I pulled my lips in as much as I could so that they wouldn't touch Yoh's saliva, then, began to beat at Yoh's head with my fists. But out of the corner of my eye, I saw two head pop up from his backseat. Voices that I couldn't recognize were cheering as I saw bright, blinding flashes. They were taking pictures! I beat even harder and yanked out handfuls of Yoh's hair at a time.

Finally, one of the people said, "That's good! We got pictures!"

Yoh suddenly shoved me aside when he was done. I turned my fiery eyes to the back where Tao Ren, Yoh's other friend, Horo Horo were sitting with wide grins stretched across their faces. "OMG!" I screeched as I sprang at Tao Ren and Horohoro. But Yoh grabbed a tight hold around my waist and yanked me back to the front seat. I sat still for a moment, then, decided to trick Yoh. After a quiet moment, when Yoh seemed to relax, I sprang up and at Tao Ren again. But stupid Yoh always had fast eyes and fast hands. IT made things all the more difficult for me in everything.

"Aww! Come on, Anna!" Tao Ren teased, "I'm sure you came out puckerlicious!"

"Yeah!" Horohoro chimed in as he puckered his finely shaped lips towards me, "I must admit that you looked woondeerfoool." His speech was slurred because he was making kissing noises at me.

I wanted to barf. "Why do you want those anyway?" I asked as I sat there, realizing it was three to one.

"Just for my room," Yoh answered with a grin, "So, I can hang them on the wall for myself. When I sleep, I can always remember how yummy you are!"

I gagged, "No thanks…give me the film."

"No!" Yoh, Horohoro, and Tao Ren cried simultaneaously.

"Give it to me!" I screamed.

They shook their heads. Tao Ren suddenly stuck the camera right down the front of his pants teasing, "come and get it!"

I stared with disgust at his immaturity. Suddenly, Tao Ren took the camera from his pants. He brought his hand foreword to me, but then, suddenly tossed it to Yoh who stuck it in turn down his pants, "Ooh!" Yoh cried laughing, "let's let my wifey search for it!"

Horohoro and Tao Ren were going hysterical. Finally, I had reached my anger point. I opened up my mouth and my lungs and let out the most shrill soprano scream in the history of the human race. Then, I buried my face in my hands and I felt the hot tears coming to my eyes. They dripped over my cheekbones and onto my hands as I sat there, crying and feeling abused.

The laughter suddenly seized. Yoh, Tao Ren, and Horohoro all stared at me. I could feel their eyes on me as I cried. Suddenly, Yoh patted my back saying, "No, it's ok…I won't show the pictures to anyone…it's ok..aww…don't cry."

My tears had already stopped, but I forced myself to sniffle some more. I shook my head and continued to "cry". Suddenly, Yoh plead, "I'll move the engagement back two years just for you!"

"Really?" I asked as I kept on pretending to cry.

"Yeah," Yoh assured as he grabbed my shoulders, urging me not to cry.

Suddenly, I felt it was all too irresistible. I perked my head up, gave him the biggest, silliest smile I could gather up, and said in a loud voice, "Yay!"

Yoh looked at me. His face was straight. "That's a bad joke, "Tao Ren muttered to Horohoro.

Next thing I knew, Yoh opened the door, lirerally kicked me out onto the curb and sped off. "Hey! You jerk! I was juuuust kidddding!" but Yoh's car was out of sight. I kicked some rocks on the curb and grumbled to myself as I tried to figure out where Yoh had taken me. I looked up and down the street. There was no sign where I was standing. The night was cold and I could feel the bitter sting of the wind on my bare arms. I hugged my arms for comfort, as I began to walk.

I looked ahead and saw a handsome young man walking my way. His facial features were bold and dashing. He looked almost dangerously attractive. He looked at me strangely, realizing I was alone and lost before he said in his strikingly husky voice, "You lost?"

"Umm, kinda…I said with a blush."

The strange gave me a crooked little smile as he said in that same voice, "Where do you live?"

I briefly recited my address.

"Oh," he said chuckling, "That's this way..." I looked to the guy with admiration as he began to walk me towards my house. I followed him closely and every once in a while, we'd meet eyes and he'd smile at me. Of course, I'd blush and grin back. As we walked on, we'd bump into each other a little more often once in a while, and eventually, we ended up walking side-by-side with each other. I wanted to hook arms with him, but he was a mere stranger.

I finally began to recognize the familiar streets and when I had reached my door, I was smiling widely and openly to the stranger. Just as I was about to ask his name, he turned away with a wave of his hand and sprinted off down the street again, disappearing around the corner. I smiled after him as I reached into my pocket for my keys. I gasped as I felt the emptiness of my pockets. "What is this?" I cried as I searched all my pockets. My wallet, my phone, and my keys were gone. I looked at my wrist. My watch was gone too. "That bstard!" I screeched as I sat right on the ground crying again. I couldn't believe this had happened. First, I was kissed by the poop in a wine glass. Then, I was kicked out of the car in the middle of no where. And lastly, I ended up getting robbed by the hottest guy on the planet.

Oh, the beauty of my life…I can't BEAR it any longer…groan

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