CH. 9

It came to the point where Lyserg reached over, took his middle and index finger and shoved them up both my nostrils at once. I could not believe this guy! He's was crazy? Or..was it me that was crazy..? Either way, I screeched, but my voice sounded like it was caught in my throat since my nose was plugged. Utterly disgusted, I let go of Lyserg's hair and Yoh succeeded in hauling me out of the car. As I was dragged out, I was clutching my nose. Lyserg's fingers were thick…a lot like sticking a water bottle up your nose…Yoh stood before me saying with his fists against his hips, "What do you think you're doing?"

"I want my wallet and my phone back!"

"What makes you think Lyserg stole your stuff?"

"A guy with as fine a face as he does shouldn't go around stealing! It's hard for a girl to remember a nice face!"

I clasped my hands over me mouth. OMG! I'm soooo dumb! I couldn't believe my outburst…it was true, but it was just another reason for Yoh to tease me for the rest of eternity. Lyserg was still staring at me with his mouth open before he wrinkled his eyebrows asking, "Yoh…isn't she your wife or something though?"

AT that second, I felt like yanking out whatever was left of my hair. Of course, Yoh liked where the conversation was going. He grasped my shoulders, squeezed me close saying, "She's my wifey alright! Let's take her for a ride!"

"NO!" I said stubbornly, "not until I get my wallet back…"

Lyserg waved his hand at me saying, "That's long gone, babez."

Lyserg's talking manner was suddenly switch-turned. The night before, it was romantic, sincere, so desirable to hear…and then, when Yoh was around, it was obnoxious and loud. Yoh had that ability to contaminate any good thing with his repulsiveness. But, all I could think of now was to get that wallet and my phone back. "Damn you! What do you mean it's gone?" I screeched.

"It's gone," Lyserg answered, "I sold it. I'm not dumb…thieves don't just KEEP things they steal. Did you think I stole your stuff because I thought it was cute or something? I got it for the ching chings! The cash deposit, babez!"

"You sold it? And don't called me BABEZ!"

"Aiite, babez," Lyserg said shaking back his hair and putting his hand on the wheel, "let's get going, Yoh. Your wife's a nut."

"Eh," Yoh said with a shrug, "she's okay…"

I glared at Yoh.

"Okay!" he said as he raised his hands in defense, "You're sexilicious!"

"Wuh?" Lyserg said under his breath. Yoh started to laugh when his cell phone began to ring.

He answered with a cheery, "Hello? This is Yoh Asakura speaking!...oh! Mrs. Kyouyama!" Yoh gave me a sneaky smile. I wanted to die…my mom had called him…He continued speaking in a cheery voice, "Oh!...really?...yes, sure! I'd love to!...what? Take Anna out for a while?...oh?...back by ten?...okay! Sure!...okay!...buh-bye!"

Yoh hung up. "She wants YOU to take me out today?" I asked bitterly.

"Yep…Anna…looks like we're gonna have some fun today…"

I groaned…no way…I could not believe what was happening…I usually can't believe what happens in my life. But something was to happen that day that would change my life with Yoh forever…if I had seen it coming, I might not have been so harsh on him…