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Title: What If Hermione Found None as of yet. Sorry to waste your reading space.

Rating: Unchanged, Still Teen with slight Mature themes

After Harry and Draco finally got off the enchanted muggle computer, having spent days tying up the computer looking for this type of story or that, they seem to favor the strange pairings, Harry/Ron, Draco/Nevile and the like, seems they go a real kick out of them, Hermione was FINALLY able to get on. She had already set up and email account and was ready to browse for herself.

/hmmmm, interesting, WOW they've put me with Ron, Harry, Draco, Ginny, Neville, Snape, Cho, and Pansy/ thought Hermione/lets read some of those. /

She slowly leaned down to capture Ginny's lips in a hungry passionate kiss, which led to a full on snogging session

/ Well we tried dating and were just more like sisters. Draco and Harry are rather taken, not that I wouldn't have some fun with either if they weren't involved. Ron and I broke up one week after dating realizing that we fought more than we talked, really quite like brother and sister. This of course was a couple of years ago. Neville, well let's just say NO; anyway I think that he likes Ginny. Cho never got over Cedrics death, it never would have worked out with us. And though I find Professor Snape yummy, he's my professor and that just goes against my morels. But Pansy, never thought about that./

'Mione,' Ron shouted, 'Are you done yet I want to get on this year. Harry had it for a week, is it going to take you that long as well? I don't want to have to listen to you giggle over every little thing and then be told that it wouldn't appeal to me and have to sit and wonder what was so bloody funny!"

'No Ron I'm done and just be careful and remember who you're talking to bucko. You'll be able to use the email you set up last summer. Then just sign up for and log on. From there you'll be able to look around and check out any of the interesting stories. Ok?"

"Yeah I get how to do all of that I was at the summer course you know, and most of the time I paid attention." Ron informed her with a hint of smugness in his voice, then looking kind of sheepishly at her he asked, "Umm, do you remember what my email was?"

"Yes Ron, I was awake the whole time. It's right, thanks Mione you're the best!" he told her, pulling her into a brother bear hug and then sitting down and becoming oblivious to the rest of the common room.

/That's what they keep telling me/ she thought on her way to finding Draco. She found him sitting on Harry's lap both perched upon one of the sofas.

"Draco what can you tell me about Pansy?" she asked casually taking the empty seat next to Harry and staring at Draco expectently.

'She's like you sort a, she likes to read and she's good at her studies. We just never worked as a couple. The whole annoying thing was to through people off her good looks because she happens to prefer girls to boys,' Draco replied, 'You could probably find her in the library if you were looking for her,' he added with a slight smirk playing on his lips.

She said quick "Thanks Draco talk to you both later" over her shoulder on her way out. Not before she heard Harry mutter, 'Probably found a Hermione/Pansy story on line. You just gotta love that it has put more people together in this house than I'd ever thought possible.'

She found Pansy sitting at her favorite table in the library. She was interestingly enough reading Hogwarts A History.

'And I thought that I was the only one who read that book,' Hermione said aloud hoping that Pansy could hear her.

'Guess not. Can I help you with something Granger, or are you just yaping to hear the sound of your own voice?' Pansy asked with a smirk that could revile Draco's.

'Just wondering if you were seeing anybody,' Hermione replied. Getting a good, look at Pansy for the first time. /she has a rather curvy well built body. Blonde hair. Cute face, nice lips./ Hermione thought.

Taking a minute to answer, Pansy proceeded to give Hermione the once over. She noticed that the brunette "know it all" Griffindor had a nice body, not to slim and not to chunky, curves in all the right places, full lips and rosy checks. 'At the moment no. Why you putting in an application?'

'Maybe, that depends on whether or not you're accepting from Griffindors?' Hermione replied.

'Normally no, but I might just make an exception especially for you. I'm not looking for a relationship though,' Pansy told her saying the last part rather quickly, as if trying to get a clear point across.

"Hell, who does. It's to much work most of the time. Add all that stress into the mix with school work and getting ready for graduation this spring. I was really just looking for an equal opportunity stress reliever," Hermione explained to Pansy, not hiding the lustful look in her eye.

"I would be willing to give it a try. Besides, I've suddenly got this urge to see you in an all leather outfit. Think you can handle that, Granger?" Pansy leered at her.

"As it happens, my closet is full of leather. Anything your heart desires can be found in there. Follow me." Hermione beckoned, in a come hither motion.

And they strolled off into the hallway. Intent on taking full advantage of Hermione's Prefect status.

The End!

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