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Title: What If Severus Snape found Hasn't Changed and Probably wont.

Note: Questions were posed about the fast pace of the stories. My response is that I don't want the chapters to take forever, because I see everyone as moving in a fast pace world and because I feel the urge to make them fast paced, therefore, I don't take the normal amount of time to put to people together like others usually do. Sue me if you want but I am dirt poor so you won't get anything.

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/----/ thoughts

/Bloody kids. Couldn't just leave well enough alone. Had to go and bother with the muggle internet. Bloody Albus with his "Severus I need you to check out this on the internet, wouldn't want the kids getting into trouble." I just had to take that bloody course on the feckin internet. What the hell do I need to give you my email for/ he types in on the sign up page /I don't want to set up a fanfiction account I'm not going to post anything, no time even if I wanted to write, which I don't, not really. Curse you Albus, and that stupid glint in your eye. What do you know that I don't anyway/

/Search for main character Severus Snape, under Harry Potter books. He's even bloody famous in the muggle world, not enough to be famous in the wizarding one, had to go and infiltrate the muggle one as well. We'll just have to deflate that ego of his in my next class with him, bloody boy that lived to be a pain in my arse./

/What kind of person do these people think I am, pairing me with every student I have. I would never interact with a current student. The same goes for my colleagues but only because of my choices, have you seen some of them? I could and will not ever become that desperate. I may be a son of a bich, but I do have morals, not to mention standards./ Scrolling though the summaries, he reads, to his dismay, all about the mischief that he and other people get into. Different sexual pairings, bi, gay, straight, even cross dressing. At one point

the castle can hear him screaming in horror as he read himself paired with 'that mongrel Black' finally settling on reading one about him and Remus Lupin.

/They got that one right. We were together for a while, until Black and Potter had to go and try to kill me. Gryffindors get all the special treatment, never having to pay for their wrong doings, just getting to mosey through life/ the potions master spent the rest of the day reading and reviewing different fanfictions, laughing as he read the Harry/Draco pairings 'because Draco has more pride and higher standards than to stoop that low' he hadn't been paying much attention to his favorite student as of late or he would have realized the error of his thoughts.

Later that evening he met with Albus to discuss his findings. "I found nothing wrong with that site. It's mostly teenagers and adults letting out their sexual frustration. Besides maybe if the write out their frustrations they won't have to act them out in my hallways."

"Thank you for looking into that for me Severus, I just didn't have the time to see for myself." Nodding to the headmaster while walking down to the dungeons, missing the gleam or twinkle in the headmaster's eyes.

As he drifted off to sleep, Severus dreamed a dream about a certain person that he hadn't thought of in a long while. Silently wondering when the next full moon was.

The next morning he got out of bed and noticed that he was VERY alert and raring to go /Bloody feckin internet/ was his final thought before the cold water poured over his body.

The End

Feckin Irish swear word for Fck, honest!

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