Title: What if George Found ff.

Disclaimer: I own nothing to do with Harry Potter of I just own the plot line.

Note: I have this story taking place during Harry's Seventh year but I have Fred and George visiting because they are trying to finish up their schooling, having to leave because of Umbridge. Also Black didn't die because I said so, Dumbledore was never a bastard and Voldemort is dead, how you may ask, think of something really creative and cool. Ok you got it in your mind? Are you picturing the event taking place? Wow that's a great idea you're really creative. What you just thought of is how he died! Yeah you. Not satisfied, have a cookie to make you feel better.

Rating: Still unchanged

/blah/ thoughts

/Lets see, with a little good old fashion muggle hacking this computer is wide open. Now for Harry's passcode, think, think, think, ocardyrrah, please that was pathetic/ Fred thought has he hacked his way into Harry's system. See Fred and George were kicked off the computer and banded from it because of their inability to restrain their pranking, like changing passcodes, layouts, languages and so on.

"George, come here, I got in!"

"Coming Fred, hold your horses!"

"You let the horses out of their pens! You bloody feckin idiot!"

"Well, what can I say, I learned from you dear brother."

" Funny George, just get over here."

"Looks like they spend a lot of time on Wonder why?"

Fred opens up the page and starts browsing around. He quickly realizes that Harry's books are huge in the muggle world, who'd a thunk it? He and George start to read about some of the couple pairings the muggles have come up with, mainly the ones having to do with themselves.

"Look George, they have you with; Draco, Harry, Hermione, Blaise (male and female versions), Alicia and a whole herd of other people, including me. They call it Twincest."

"That is definitely different. Least they got our sexual preferences right."

"Thought you didn't have a preference, same as me?"

"That's the point I was trying to make Fred, can't you keep up with the conversation?"

"Ooohhh, got it" Fred grins at George while clicking and pointing in his direction. "Not that I have time for an actual relationship anyway, which is why Angelina is perfect for me" continuing to grin but with a lovesick sappy look in his eye.

"And why me and my mystery person have a special arrangement," George replied with a mischievous look about him.

"Are you ever going to tell me who this 'mystery' person is? I am your twin and best friend after all, I think I have a right to know. Don't you?"

"Where's the fun in that Fred. I get hours of amusement out of listening to your guesses, complaints and bribes. Hours and hours, I tell you." George replies with laughter in his voice.

"I see how it is. Never thought the day would come when you felt you couldn't trust me George!" Fred mock wines as he huffily storms up the stairs and throws himself onto his bed, much in the way that a drama queen would. Hand over the for head and a slight faint about his movements.

/Not my fault. But we want to keep it a secret. The best way to do that is to not say anything to anybody. Sorry Fred/ George thinks as he slides into the computer chair that is now vacant. Perusing the fanfictions he stumbles across a familiar pen name, HJP+DLMChaos /I bet my life that that's Harry and Draco's pen name. I remember hearing him mentioning it to Mione in passing/

He spent a solid two hours reading their stories and finally came to this conclusion/I now know more about their sex lives and fantasies than I ever wanted too/

George continues to browse looking and finding most of his family and friends stories. He realizes, using all of his wise wisdom that; Hermione and Pansy will probably become more than just stress relievers for each other, Ron is hooking up with Lavander and will probably stay with her for a while, Nevile must have a death wish for thinking about his baby sister like that and Ginny may become worse than he and Fred combined if she ever puts her theories into practice. Those were his last thoughts before hurriedly logging off and narrowly escaping being caught by Mione and Ron as they enter the common room.

The End

This is just George finding because I haven't decided what I am going to do with Fred. But keeping checking, he will find eventually.

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