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"Who are you two?"
Frodo and Boromir turned around slowly to face a man like no other. He was taller that any man they had ever seen and at least twice as wide. A scratchy black beard covered most of his face, only showing his mouth and a pair of beady black eyes with warmth in them. He was wearing a brown coat with several large patches covering holes. At his feet was a large brown dog that matched the man's great size. The dog, however, seemed to lag behind a bit, as if it were frightened.
"I said who are you two? Come on now, I won't bite!" The man repeated with a chuckle. Boromir instinctively moved Frodo behind him for protection. Frodo, still upset, pushed Boromir aside.
"I am Frodo...um...Frodo...Underhill!" Frodo answered before Boromir could speak, using the name Gandalf told him to use in Bree. "Yes that's right! I am Frodo Underhill. This is my companion Boromir of Gondor. Who are you and where are we?"
The large man thought for a moment, as if wondering whether or not to answer, but eventually, he decided to respond. "Well, I'm Rubeus Hagrid, teacher and keeper o' the keys and grounds at Hogwarts. Which is where you are, Hogwarts School of-" Hagrid stopped suddenly as if he remembered something of vital importance. "Wait a minute! Are you muggles?"
"Muggles?" Boromir looked bewildered. "I am a man and Frodo here is a hobbit!"
This seemed to disturb Hagrid, as if something about this piece of information did not fit. "Hmm. I think this might be a matter fer the Headmaster. Come on now. Follow me."
He led the two travelers up a hill, along a path, and to a sight they would never forget. A massive castle sat on top of a huge hill, but it was no ordinary castle. There was an aura surrounding it that made it seem like magic. The castle twinkled with small specks of light which made it seem as if it was glowing.
And the view was spectacular. The castle overlooked a lake so magnificent that it seemed unreal. The moon shined high above in the sky, casting an eerie reflection on the lake. A small ripple moved across the surface as something swam near the surface. Frodo and Boromir were mesmerized with the view, though Hagrid walked on by, acting like this always happened.
Finally the threesome reached the front doors. Hagrid had to push the two doors open, as they were much too big for a little hobbit to open. Inside was amazing, just as wonderful as outside. There were grand staircases and four hourglasses filled with colored sand. Three kids walked by and yelled out "Hi Hagrid! Who are your friends?"
"Oh, just some visitors here ter see Professor Dumbledore." Hagrid replied, careful to not reveal too much information, like he was most likely to do. "All right you two, this way." He led them through masses of children, up staircases, and by portrait, which seemed to talk and move, although this though was dismissed immediately, as paintings couldn't move! Finally, they reached a stone gargoyle a little larger than Frodo himself. Hagrid said "chocolate frog", a word that Boromir and Frodo had never heard before, but miraculously, the gargoyle sprang to one side, revealing a set of stairs. This startled Boromir and Frodo to see such a thing. Hagrid then led them up a marble staircase and to a mahogany door. He knocked three times and then opened it.
"Professor Dumbledore, sir. I have to visitors here ter see you."
The figure sitting in a large leather chair turned around to show someone Frodo and Boromir had thought they would never see again.
A/N: Ok, now I had Writers block and I thought that this was a stupid story, but I'm over it now. I have some news: I shan't write another chapter until I get two reviews. So there!!! Mwahahahahahahah! Mwahahahahahaha! Mwahahahah-gag cough gasp wow. Remind me not to cackle maniacally anymore. Read, review, or even flame! I don't care! Just tell me how to make this story better!