Disclaimer: Myself and Ken don't own Fatal Frame or Silent Hill. They belong to Tecmo and Konami.

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The two Pyramid Head's sat at the edge of the forest, not really enjoying scenery. It isn't to their tastes. They prefer rusted metal and corpses. Pyramid Head, which for identification's sake we're going to label Pyramid HELMET, looks to the other one, clanking his helmet against his twin's, "Erm, why exactly are we here?"

Pyramid Head shrugged. "I got a letter. It was from James. It said we had to follow something." He holds up the letter. "He also said there would be something to kill when we got here. It's April Fools day, isn't it?"

Pyramid Helmet thinks for a moment, "Nope. It isn't." His attention gets caught by a red gleam somewhere in the forest. He gets up and walks towards it, tripping over a branch while he's at it, "Shit." He gets back up and starts limping after the red glow.

"Thought not. I say we sit here and wait. Have..." Pyramid Head looks around to find his brother missing. "Where in pickles sake have you disappeared to now?" He scans the area and sees Pyramid Helmet heading into the forest. "Hey, wait up. You're not going to leave me again."

Pyramid Helmet continues limping after the red thing. A few branches smack him in the head, but luckily he wears a helmet. Once they pass a weird stone thing, Pyramid Helmet briefly flashes into a girl in a white kimono, which is a bit disturbing. Pyramid Head continues to follow his brother. He stops when Pyramid Helmet briefly flashes into a girl in a white kimono. "I should have known there was something odd about him when he asked for a makeup kit last Christmas." He continues onwards.

Pyramid Helmet trips again. "Gah damnit!" he shouts in frustration and staggers up again, muttering about how trees should be used for making spears, not beating people down. He chases the red ma-jigger, calling out to it, "Come baaack! I want to show you to my fish Charlie!" The red ma-jigger looks back towards Pyramid Helmet, giggles and begins to move even faster. While behind Pyramid Helmet, Pyramid Head is losing his breath.

Pyramid Helmet finally follows the red ma-jigger to a cliff side overlooking a rather deserted looking town. He snatches at the red ma-jigger and gets attacked my many others, "Oh shiznits!"

Pyramid Head sees the many red ma-jiggers and takes cover behind a large rock that is in the middle of a clearing. "Take cover you crossing dressing freak. TAKE COVER!"Pyramid Helmet does as told and dives behind his brother, clinging to his legs. He gets up after a bit and peers out towards where the red ma-jiggers were, "Where'd they go?"

Pyramid Head peers around the corner of the rock. "Well, how the hell am I supposed to know?" He steps out from behind the rock and admires his new surroundings. "Slightly better then that last place, but nothing like home." He hears something rustle in the bushes.Pyramid Helmet looks over at the bushes and backs away behind his brother again, holding onto his arm, "...Charlie?"

Pyramid Head sighs. "I know it's not the best time to ask but I need to know. Are...are you gay?" The bushes continue to rustle.Pyramid Helmet looks at Pyramid Head, ".. No, I certainly am not. I like mannequins, for your information. They don't have-" the bushes rustle louder, "do they?"

Pyramid Head is looking blankly at the bushes before he shakes his head. "Did you say something?" He prods the bushes with his spear. Out pops Jasper.Jasper looks at the two, chocolate milk in hand, "S-S-Something BIG is g-going to happen!" Pyramid Helmet stares and pokes Jasper cautiously.

Pyramid Head stares at Jasper before talking. "You always say that. Last time you said that you somehow set yourself on fire." Pyramid Head begins playing with a lighter.Jasper shrieks when seeing the lighter and jumps off the cliff, breaking through someone's poor house. Pyramid Helmet looks over the cliff side, "Think anyone else is here?"

Pyramid Head shrugs again. "Don't know. Maybe that insane guy who wanted to experiment on Jasper."

Pyramid Helmet scratches his helmet, "Why in the world would someone waste their lives tying to experiment on HIM?"

Once again Pyramid Head shrugs. "I don't know. Maybe because he has the intelligence of a dead fish named Charlie." Pyramid Helmet begins laughing, "Yeah-hey-waitaminute..." He frowns under his helmet and starts to say something but is interrupted by Jasper's screaming.

Pyramid Head looks over to the cliff edge. "Sounds like there could be a massacre down there. We sooooo need to be there dude." With that Pyramid Head heads towards a trail leading into the village.Pyramid Helmet nods in agreement and begins limping down the trail, cautiously avoiding any branches. They see something go into the nearest house.

Pyramid Head stops at the house to wait for his brother. "Why the hell are you so slow? Even Maria walks faster then you."

Pyramid Helmet huffs, "Well, you could just carry me on your back." he suggests before looking to the house, "What was that?"

Pyramid Head looks at the house. "Nothing. You're imagining things again. And I won't carry you because you need exercise."

Pyramid Helmet groans at the decline of his suggestion and shoves his brother towards the door, "Well, let's go in. Maybe we can raid their fridge or something."

Pyramid Head glares at Pyramid Helmet before pushing the door open and entering the house. They go through another door and find themselves in a room with a fireplace in the middle. "I don't think we're going to find a fridge here."

Pryamid Helmet doesn't respond. He goes into a twitching fit and glances around nervously, whimpering like the wussy twat he is. Pyramid Head walks over to his brother. "What you doing?" He touches his brother's shoulder and then begins spazzing out.

They see images of an Oriental-looking woman looking around close to where they're standing. She stumbles down the hall towards, calling out in a sweet voice, "Masumi? Masssuuummii? Where are you Masumi?" Her mood quickly changes, "MASUMI WHERE ARE YOU, YOU TWO-TIMING ALCHOHOLIC BASTARD!" She blinks and covers her mouth, blushing, "Oops. Erm... Masumi?"

Pyramid Head jumps back. "Wow, that was the Asian version of James and Mary." Pyramid Head looks at his brother who is spazzing out still.

Pyramid Helmet finally stops and looks at his brother good and long, nodding slightly, "Uh, right. What was that? Crap, I knew we shouldn't have taken some of those cookies from Kaufmann." Pyramid Head begins walking along one of the hallways of the house. "I told you not to eats Kaufmann's cookies. Rumour is he is a drug dealer."

Pyramid Helmet limps after, "Oh. Well, you saw it too, so it's not just me." He looks down at his leg, "I think it's getting bett-" he starts, but an arm weilding a baseball bat comes through the wall and beats his leg down.

Pyramid Head doesn't see any of this, not like he would care if he did. He continues when he sees the woman from the vision. "Hey. It's Mary part two." Pyramid Helmet waves. Mary part two starts to wave, but notices that she's being out of character. She turns and walks into a door, curses, and turns even more ghost-like before walking through it. Pyramid Head goes in the direction Mary part two went. He goes through the first door he sees. "Nothing in here."

Pyramid Helmet leans in, "You sure? There isn't any conveniently placed item that may help us through this town?" Pyramid Head shrugged. "Erm...okay. You have a look and give me the items since you walk so slow."

"Why don't you pick up the items? You could get them faster."

"It's your turn."

"My turn? When did we gets turns?"

"Just now."

Pyramid Helmet sighs in annoyance, "Fine. Whatever. Just remember you have a turn to owe. I'll make sure it's pointless and embarrassing." He nearly steps on a camera, "Hey, look, a camera. Maybe it has pictures of a girls gone wild party."

Pyramid Head runs over. "Gimme the camera. Gimme the camera."

Pyramid Helmet hands him the camera, "It's kinda old looking, though. Were girls way back when sexy?" Pyramid Head takes the camera and admires. "Very fine craftsmanship." He walks over to the door. He tries to open it. "Damn door is stuck."Mary part two is on the other side, holding the door shut and giggling like a mad woman. Pyramid Helmet sighs, "Why not just bust it down?"

Pyramid Head thinks for a moment. "You break it down and I'll take a photo. It'll be a great one for the album."Pyramid Helmet nods, "Okay. One... two... three!" He dives through the door, making Mary part two stand there with a bewildered look. When Pyramid Head takes the picture, she manages to give him the finger before disappearing.

Pyramid Head giggles madly. "Lets find another door to do that to. Oh and Mary part two gave me the finger." He carries on giggling as he walks along the hallway. Pyramid Helmet adjusts his helmet, "Making we can get her to pose with us." he says hopefully while following Pyramid Head.

Pyramid Head nods and begins climbing the stairs. "Any idea of where to go?"

Pyramid Helmet, "That's another thing. We need to find a-Hey look a map." He picks it up, noticing a lot of doodles on it.

Pyramid Head turns to his twin. "We need to find a what? What's on the map? What's the map of? This house? This village? No, logic says it's of this house."

"It says it's the Akaso house. Must be Spanish." he says, shrugging. Pyramid Head thinks a moment. "It'll be useless then. This place isn't Spanish."

"Oh, okay." he throws the map off to the side, which he had been reading upside down anyways. Pyramid Head looks down into the fireplace room. "What were you saying before the map distracted you?"

"I was going to say we should find a map." he replies, "Anyways, let's break down that door." he points to the door with the lock. Pyramid Head taps his head. "Great minds think alike. Would you like that honor?"

Pyramid Helmet nods. Breaking things was a hobby. He already broke a lot of the locks in Silent Hill. He dives through the door, making Mary part two very angry, "Damnit, stop breaking the doors!"

Pyramid Head points to his brother. "It was his idea. I suggested we go look for a key. Oh would you pose for a picture with my brother pretty please?"

Mary part two blinks. Pyramid Helmet puts and arm around her and makes a peace sign with two of his three fingers. Pyramid Head raises the camera. Mary part two's eyes widen in horror and she starts waving no with her arms. "Say cheese." Pyramid Head snaps the picture and Mary part two scream in pain and disappears. "Odd."

Pyramid Helmet nods in agreement and looks around the room, "Well, let's contiue on." Pyramid Head goes further into the room. "There's nothing in here. Except from a red notebook. Want a red notebook?" Pyramid Helmet shrugged and looked over his brother's shoulder, "Maybe. Is there anything written in it? If so, yes I want it."

Pyramid Head flips through the page, stopping everyone so often. Finally he nods his head. "Yes, there. Some woman named Miyako is whining about a guy named Masumi. No monster porn though." Pyramid looks at the ceiling deep in thought before turning to his brother. "You think Miyako could be Mary part two? and Masumi, Eddie part two?"

Pyramid Helmet stands in silence, appearing in deep thought. In reality, however, he's just thinking of mannequin on mannequin action. He holds the bottom of his helmet in the crease between his 'thumb' and 'index finger' to give himself a thoughtful look, "Hmmm... Maybe."

"Is that a yes or a no?" Pyramid Head asks while waving the red notebook under Pyramid Helmet's helmet. Pyramid Helmet nods, "Yes, yes." he says and begins to snatch the notebook. He notices Miyako/Mary part two with her hand on Pyramid Head's shoulder. He begins scooting away with his fists up to his helmet in a sissy fashion.

Pyramid Head looks at his brother slightly. "Oh let me guess. Miyako slash Mary part twp is standing right behind me. And you never answered my earlier question." He throws the notebook behind himself which somehow bounces off Miyaki/Mary part two's head. "Have you noticed how huge her butt is?"

Pyramid Helmet stares, "What question." Miyako/Mary part two sighs in frustration and clanks on Pyramid Head's helmet. She points to the door, which is busted and ruined, "Why?" Pyramid Head sighs in frustration. "That Mary part two is Miyako?" He then turns toMiyako/Mary parttwo. "Boredom, You've Been Framed and to prove that we're big strong males." After saying the word 'males' Pyramid Head growls. He then points at Miyako/Mary part two. "Why?"

Miyako/Mary part two blinks a few times in confusion. This is the first time that someone hasn't screamed like a pansy. She scratches her head, quite puzzled. Pyramid Head wastes for Miyako/Mary part two's answer.

Miyako/Mart part two stares at him for a bit before shrugging, "Iunno."

Pyramid Head looks around the room to see his brother has vanished again. He sighs. "Did you see where my brother went?"

Miyako/Mary part 2 shrugs again, "Nope. Say, I'm going to go make some tea. Wanna come? I've scheduled a tea party with some blonde woman and a guy with glasses."

If Pyramid Head had eyes they would be open wide right now. "Erm...I've got to find my brother. Want to have tea as well though. How about I take your photo again." He raises the camera again. Miyako/Mary part 2's eyes widen as Pyramid Head raises the camera. She quickly begins trying she shake her arms 'no' again, but gets a photo taken of her anyways. She screams and disappears after managing to throw a radio at Pyramid Head.

The radio bounces off Pyramid Head's helmet and lands at his feet. "Damn. She disappeared again. Must be camera shy." With that he picks up the radio and leaves the room.

To Be Continued...