:Hey y'all! This is my wrestling poem. I know it's stupid, but with me writing two stories and going to WrestleMania Revenge this past weekend, I needed to write this. My favorite wrestler is Batista on "RAW" and on SmackDown! it's John Cena. Please R&R. JB:
My Wrestling Poem
Randy Orton, it's been said, that he is well-bred,
Eugene on the other hand, isn't all there in the head.
Bischoff's the man in charge,
King is the one who is mildly large.
JR is the sweetheart of the group,
Coach is the one thrown for a loop.
Gernier is a butthead,
As is Conway, enough said.
The Heartthrobs are beyond gay,
Simon and Maven want them that way.
Rosey is a big teddy bear,
Hurrican will do anything on a dare.
Davari and Hussan, give me one shot!
Christy and Victoria are hotter than hot.
Which is it, Stacy or Hurrigirl?
Now Viscera wants to hump the whole world.
Tomko is Christian's little bitch,
Chris Masters is the Masterpiece? That's a stitch.
Benoit is the Rabid Wolverine with Toothless Aggression,
Jericho is a heartthrob without the affection.
Shelton has his hands full,
Steven Richards, beat the Masterlock? That's bull!
Shawn Michaels, the HeartBreak Kid, he's on fire
Ric Flair, you're still around? Man retire!
Lita will give you a Twist Of Fate,
Edge is impatient. He'll just have to wait,
Kane will fill you with fear and hate.
Triple H is the one I like the least,
And Finally my baby, Batista will UNLEASH THE BEAST!
:I need to tell y'all, I wrote this long before the Draft came about, so this is before Cena and Batista switched shows. Please R&R. JB: