AN- WOW! You guys really liked it, huh? I'm so happy! My thanks go to the following peeps that reviewed:
InuKurama- Thank you for reviewing and you're right, he's too smart to get drunk unless someone slipped him something! Hope you enjoy this one!
Sakura-chan- Thank you for that little tip on how I miss spelled background. I'm pretty sure this one is longer. Thank you for reviewing!
KagomeChan918- Thank you for reviewing and sorry I took so long to update. My stupid head told me to read anime. . .sweat drop Thanks for reviewing!
Lisa- Yeah, I know I'm talented. . . lol. Maybe I will do one for everyone, but it would be pretty hard to do one of Shizuru and Yukina. Thank you for reviewing, enjoy!
ryoko- Thank you! This is my first fanfic. that's humor, so I'm glad so many people like it. Um, I hope that this isn't to mean on Kurama, but it was a random thought it my head that made this. If this is mean to Kurama, I am so sorry!
Kuramas Girl Angel- Thank you for reviewing and here's chapter two! ENJOY!
inuyashapup- I'm glad you liked it! Here's chapter two!
asilversamaurai- You'll find out in this chapter if Hiei killed them or not. Yeah, Yusuke and Kuwabara would be died and buried if they did that to me!
Lattisha- Here's the next chapter! Hope you enjoy!
AnimeDemonNayorin- Yeah, you're right poor Hiei. . .But it WAS funny. I'm so mean to him though he is my favorite character of YYH. Thanks for reviewing! Here's chapter two!
AN- Remember that this is just a fan fiction! I know that there are a lot of Kurama lovers, so don't kill me if you don't like this. Remember that he title is The Tapes of Humiliation.
The Tape of Humiliation
Second Target: Kurama
Yusuke somehow got out of Keiko's grip and leaped forward and paused the tape. The room was deadly quiet, until everyone started laughing at our favorite little fire demon.
Hiei unsheathed his katana and was about to kill Yusuke and Kuwabara if Yusuke hadn't said those three words that saved their lives.
"I'll tell her!"
Hiei then promptly sat down seething while muttering very colorful words about a certain spirit detective and an oaf.
After everyone had stopped laughing, Keiko asked Yusuke a question. "Is there anything else on this tape? It looks like there is."
"Of course not! It's not like we did something to Kurama and put it on this tape to remember for future years! I mean, come on!" said Kuwabara.
Yusuke smacked Kuwabara on the head. "Way to go Mr. Obvious!" he said as Shizuru grabbed the remote and pressed play.
Play Tape
The screen changed from the bar to a school, Kurama's school to be precise. It was Kurama's, I mean Shuichi's, first day of school. The camera followed him to his drama class (AN- don't actually know if they have Drama Class in Japan, but hey do now) and soon left Shuichi to our favorite trouble makers. . .
Yusuke went up to the drama teacher and asked if they could talk privately outside for a moment before class started.
"Miss Shinjai, I have a favor I'd like to ask you."
"And what would that be?" replied the teacher.
"You see, my cousin is your new student-"
"Shuichi? Oh, he's such a dear! Poor boy keeps getting chased by girls though . . . Of course I'll help you."
"The thing is though, he . . . is a she."
"WHAT!"
"Yes, it's true. Shuichi's name is really Shuicha (AN-great name, huh?) and somehow she's become a cross dresser." Yusuke started fake crying. "I was thinking that if a cute guy would like her and maybe even give her, her first kiss, and then she'll become a girl again!"
"Hm, I might be able to help."
The scene changed to Miss Shinjai giving out parts for play they were practicing in class.
Shuichi raised his hand. "Miss Shinjai? I think you gave me the wrong part. This is a –
"I know! But. . um, DON'T ARGUE WITH ME!"
Shuichi sweat dropped but replied, "Yes ma'am"
The camera switched views and showed Miss Shinjai talking to a cute, jock boy, (named Jon) who looked shocked and kept looking at Shuichi. He hesitantly nodded his head and then went up to the classroom, followed by Shuichi.
(AN-I can't remember everything, so if I'm making things up, don't be mean! Oh, I don't own this play)
"Take from scene three!"
"Goodnight, goodnight. Parting is such sweet sorrow. And that I might say goodnight till it be morrow," said Shuichi, AKA, Juliet.
Jon, I mean Romeo, looked deeply into Juliet's eyes and swooped down and . . . . KISSED SHUICHI! ON THE LIPS!
Shuichi's eyes bulged out and then . . . he fainted.
PAUSE TAPE
AN- Oo Poor Kurama.
I hope I get reviews. . .
Well, if this turns out good I'm thinking for the next one you reviewers get to pick who I should humiliate. Should it be:
Koenma
Botan
or
Kuwabara
You decide!