Guardian Roommates Chapter 8: Green Insanity, a mega man fanfic

Guardian Roommates: Chapter 8: Green Insanity

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Like to take this moment to extend my thanks to all the reviewers who love this story. Rioni Riishu (and for the manga. Love to see more!), Isilhen Daegol, Demented-Demon, Crystal Ketchum Darklight, JimmyDragon, Archaon, Youshou Leviathan, Copy X, darkflame, SSj7Cloud, Ri2, myrmidon, zidet, Khaos Xero, Delta X, Featherdust, and all anonymous reviewers, and even those who like this story but haven't reviewed.

I honestly had no idea that the fic would gain this much praise. Then again, as I said before, I wanted to see a story like this, so what better way than to do it yourself? So everyone's happy.

If anyone else wants to do any kind of fanart for this, be sure to give me a head's up! The support's always nice.

Harpuia returned to his apartment late that night, hoping he wouldn't be seen by his bratty sister and annoying brother. Today had been an awesome day. New haircut, fan girls, got to see Zero chased off by Ciel, enjoyed a few good drinks that night. He tried his best to tip toe through the area, when suddenly:

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SAGE HARPUIA!"

The sudden explosion of noise and light nearly sent him flying off the balcony. Sure enough, it was Levi and Fefnir, wearing typical birthday caps, balloons surrounding the room, and wearing his clothes? The three just stared at each other.

"Oh wait, you're not Harpuia." an embarrassed Fefnir said, noticing the stranger's new look, before turning to his little sister. "You mean I made this cake for nothing? Damn!"

In his hands was a birthday cake that look like it had been in and out of the oven fifteen times. Also, there was a huge finger dip that took off the 'P' on the cake. That, and the name wasn't even spelled right, "HAPIUA"

Sage tilted his head and lowered one of his eyes. "What in the world are you two doing wearing my clothes?" he asked with a bitter expression in his voice.

"Harpuia? Is that? Oh man." Fefnir said, nearly turning white and falling from shock.

"So after 24 years, you finally get a new hairdo." Leviathan said, crossing her arms. "And why are you wearing red makeup all over your face?"

Sage was almost caught off guard. "Red makeup? It's not makeup, it's- oh wait, it's ketchup. Rib night at the steakhouse." In reality it was some lipstick from the beach and bar. He quickly made a run for his room, only to fall on his back, Leviathan holding his collar with beady puppydog eyes.

She tried to speak as innocent as she could. "We wanted to celebrate your birthday, Harpuia. Fefnir and I made you this cake. And..."

Both Fefnir and Leviathan looked in shock as Sage just took the cake and ate the entire thing in one gulp, before letting out a huge belch. As the two stood there, dumbfounded expressions on both, Sage went to his room.

"Oh, by the way, my birthday's not for another five months, but thanks for the cake. 'night." And with that, the green guardian shut his door, loud snoring heard a second later.

Fefnir finally moved his jaw. "Well, someone's in a good mood."

Leviathan followed. "Yeah, but I told you it wasn't his birthday."

Fefnir moved his head towards her. "No, you didn't."

Sage woke up early that morning, making himself steak and eggs. Leviathan and Fefnir tiptoed their way into the kitchen, observing Harpuia's behavior, who was whistling a tune from a really really old arcade game. Both Fefnir and Levi had their eyes wide open, whispering to each other.

Fefnir started out. "Is it me or is Harpuia, dare I say it, happy?"

Levi whispered back. "Yeah, and it's freaking me out."

They both sweatdropped as Harpuia shook his shoulders to his tune, and both slowly stepped out of the kitchen.

Later, Sage found himself flipping through the channels again. Again, the two just spied on him from behind. As usual, Sage was munching some chips and actually dumped the entire bag in his mouth and ate it all in one gulp. Before they could move, Sage finally spoke out loud, scaring them.

"You guys okay? You've been acting... weird. Well, more weird than usual." Harpuia said, offering them some chips.

Fefnir took one and ate it rather quickly. "Uh, same could be said for you."

Levi hit him with a lamp. "Yeah, you're uh... rather... happy lately." Levi spoke with her beady eyes, almost scared.

"Well, this groovy new haircut's awesome. No one thinks I'm a girl anymore, except for that moron Zero, and you should've seen all the numbers I got last night." he spoke.

Leviathan sweatdropped. "Groovy?"

Fefnir almost lighted up. "Numbers? How?"

"Harp's got the mad skillz, brotha." Harp joked.

Fefnir fainted, while Leviathan's face turned white. "Oh God, now he's trying to speak hip."

"Word." Harp laughed.

She too fainted.

At the resistance base, Zero was making repairs to his helmet from the previous day. Apparently, Ciel had somehow managed to throw a car on him. No one knew how, but they all knew why. Ciel didn't recall the incident ever happening, so he blasted his headphones so he wouldn't hear the whining and desperate apologetic human blonde outside his door, which was still blocked by just about everything in his room.

"And that's about it." Zero claimed, hugging his fixed helmet. "Now I can just block out any audio just by touching here, and voila, no more noise!" He was extremely tempted to try it out.

Ciel was crying outside his room. "I'm telling you Zero, it's impossible for a girl my size and age to be able to physically lift up a car and toss it on you! I'm so sorry! Please please please please please please please..."

As she went on, a rather smug red reploid came out of his room. He looked at her for one second, seeing her mouth move, but nothing was heard.