Hope your ready for chapter two because randomness will ensue! Who is this strange pink haired woman who has shown up at the bebop's new house and what does she want? Only time will tell. And I should warn you that you must be familiar with FLCL to understand this. Now read.

-Randall Flagg2

(1)

It had taken some time, but the bebop had finally gotten the rest of their valuables out of their ruined ship and taken them inside the house. Now they could relax for a bit while they thought of a way to escape this planet.

"Pretty nice place! Do you think anybody lived here before?"

"It's possible. I mean look at how much stuff there is in here. Ed even found an electric guitar, so somebody has to have lived here."

"Hey Jet? What do you think this thing is? I found it in the garage!" Spike came into the kitchen holding a large wooden paddle. The moment Ed saw it Ed's eyes widened and she backed away.

"Take that away! Ed no like it!" Ed pleaded.

Spike was puzzled at her reaction. "What's wrong Ed? It's just a wooden stick of some sort."

Ed shook her head and backed away from him even further. "It's used for bad things Spike person! Really, really bad things!"

"Well if you're that scared I'll put it away." Spike comforted. He walked back to the garage and put the paddle back. Ed instantly calmed down.

"I saw what you were holding Spike. I know what that was and let me tell you something: it's not pleasant what that thing is for."

"What do you mean Jet?"

Jet looked grimly at him. The burly cop turned his face to a different direction. "Let's just say my mother had one of those things."

Spike rolled his eyes. "Whatever. I'm gonna go outside and get some air."

He went towards the door to do just that.

(2)

Somewhere in outer space a slender, beautiful young woman with pink hair was traveling on a yellow motorbike. She wore a red sleeveless jacket and a yellow shirt underneath. She also wore black biker slacks and high white boots of some sort. On her back was a blue rickenbacker bass guitar. A very odd personage one would say. But this woman had a mission and it was her job to accomplish it. What was it you might ask? She would never say unless you were of use to her.

As she scanned the horizon, a bright red flash of crimson red flew past her and towards earth. She smiled. It was time to get what she was after and this time nothing would get in her way.

Without saying a word, she turned her motorbike around and flew down towards earth.

(3)

Spike surveyed the landscape. Still no sign of a road or anything. The place was completely surrounded by forest. Nothing looked exciting at all.

Spike looked up at the sky. The sun seemed brighter then before. Not to mention it looked more red. Now how could the sun be red? That couldn't be right. Unless-

Wait a minute! It was getting more red by the second! And it was getting larger at that! Something was really fishy here. Before Spike could react a bright red ball of crimson crashed into him. For a moment all he could feel was pain. His body felt as if it had been set on fire. Then the pain stopped and he was back to normal.

"What happened to me?" he whispered. "Am I seeing things? Have I gone crazy?" Spike didn't even know the half of it.

That was when a new sight greeted him.

(4)

Spike could not-would not- believe what he was seeing. There was no way a woman on a motorbike could be descending from the sky towards him. It defied all logic. And was she coming towards him?!

Spike saw her coming but had no time to get out of the way. Before he could even react the woman on the motorbike reared back and swung an electric guitar at his face. BAM!!!! Spike went flying head over heels away from the house. He landed in an unconscious heap on the ground. The woman got off of her vehicle and kneeled down next to him.

"COME BACK TO LIFE!!!!" she yelled and began dong CPR on Spike.

Jet, Faye, Ed and Ein ran out of the house to see what was the matter. Jet saw the woman and advanced on her, gun drawn.

"Who the hell are you?!" Jet demanded. "And what have you done to Spike?!"

The woman turned to face them. She smirked. "You're asking who I am? My name is Haruhana Haruko and I'm here for my own reasons." she said. Haruko turned back to Spike and resumed doing CPR on him.

Spike coughed and got to his feet. "What the hell happened?" Spike asked. "And who are you?"

"Haruko's the name! Pleased to meet ya!" Haruko said with a smile.

Ein sniffed curiously at Haruko's leg. He couldn't understand why, but he didn't think this woman was from anywhere that was known. Heck he doubted she was from this universe! But on the other hand, she did not seem threatening. Deciding she would be of no threat, Ein licked her leg.

Haruko pet the little corgi gently. "Well I can see you've taken a liking to me."

And that was when the strangest thing happened.

(5)

Spike clutched at his head and screamed. Incredible pain was shooting through his head. He had never been in so much pain. It felt as if somebody had cut his skull open with an axe. He had never screamed so loudly.

"Spike what's wrong?!" Faye asked. A moment later her question was answered.

Something began to come out of Spike's head. At first it was ill defined, but then it began to assume shape. What came out of Spike's head was a grey, six foot seven inch tall robot with a brown jacket. It's head looked like a TV screen. It climbed out of Spike's head and then jumped to the ground.

Haruko smiled. "Canti! Long time no see!" she called to the robot. The robot said nothing.

Jet's jaw had dropped. He could not believe what he was seeing. This defied reality and all things sane.

And before he could say anything, something new came out of Spike's head.

(6)

What came out of Spike's head next seemed to defy seeing. It could not really be described, only that it was a machine of some sort and it seemed to have an extendible arm.

Spike scrambled to his feet and ran to where his comrades stood. He took out his pistol and fired repeatedly at the machine. After a second of taking time to realize what was going on, Jet and Faye did the same.

Unfortunately for them, the bullets did not hurt the machine in the least.

Haruko took out her guitar. "Let me show you guys how it's done!" Haruko charged towards the machine, jumped into the air, and brought her guitar crashing down on it. Much to everybody's surprise, it was knocked over.

"Stay back and let me take care of this!" Haruko exclaimed and rushed at it again. This time however, the machine's arm extended around her and gave her an electric shock. Haruko screamed and fell to the ground. The machine turned towards Spike and the rest of the bebop and began to advance on them.

"Got any ideas Jet?"

"We could run!"

They turned around to do just that when Canti stepped in front of Spike. Something that looked like a giant fanged mouth came out of his chest and swallowed Spike whole. Everybody gasped.

"Meanie!" Ed bawled. "Why did you have to go and eat Spike person?!"

Canti's body began to turn crimson red.

(7)

The armband on Haruko's wrist began to vibrate and click rapidly. Her eyes widened.

"It... it can't be!" she whispered.

(8)

The machine charged at the others but Canti stopped it with one of his hands. As quick as a flash he jumped into the air and struck it with a spin kick. The machine went flying across the ground and landed in a heap.

It wasn't over yet. Canti's body began to shift into something that looked like a cannon. He fired a massive energy ball from his front, piercing the robot's side. The ball returned to him just as it had came out of him. Haruko jumped onto the robot's body and swung her guitar full force.

The following explosion was massive.

(9)

When the flames died down, Ed was the first one to rise. She looked up at Canti who was standing over her. In all her life she had never witnessed such a spectacle.

"Is bad machine thing gone?" she asked timidly. Canti said nothing, but he nodded his TV screen head. That was the only answer she got.

Jet and Faye looked at the robot worriedly. "You ate him." Jet whispered. "Does that mean...?"

Canti said nothing.

Ed began to sob. "Spike person gone!" she howled.

Haruko only smiled. "He'll be alright. Just watch."

Canti suddenly turned grey. He suddenly bent over as if having a bad case of gas. Spike began to emerge from his body. Through the south exit that was.

"EEEEEEWWWWW!!!!!" everybody but Haruko exclaimed. Spike slowly climbed to his feet.

"Where am I?" the bounty hunter asked. "What happened?"

Ed covered her nose. "Spike person you're all stinky!" she said.

Haruko just smiled and lowered her guitar. She stepped forward to the bebop crew and spoke.

"So, you guys need a house keeper?"

(Ending theme is Ride on Shooting Star)

Jet's voice: So now we've got a housekeeper with us. A house keeper who likes hitting things with an electric guitar that is. Could things get any weirder? It seems so as we meet two people who claim to be from the feudal era of Japan! Who are they and how are they related to this house we live in? Next of Random Adventures with the Bebop: The two hanyous. See you there!

Authors note: For those of you who don't know, I did a spoof of some FLCL episodes I saw. You have to understand FLCL to get this chapter. I don't own Haruko or Canti. Bye!