I don't have anything to say. Just read.

-Randall Flagg2

(1)

"C'mon Inuyasha! I wanna go back!" said a young eleven year old girl with violet eyes, long white hair and white dog ears.

"Alright fine." said Inuyasha. He looked similar to the girl, but his face and body were more masculine looking. "We'll go back, but only for a short time."

The girl began to dash towards the sacred well. Inuyasha followed her.

"Slow down Serenity! Is it really that big a deal to you?"

"Yes it is! I wanna go back to the modern era!"

Inuyasha sighed. His little sister was annoying, but he did love her. Despite the fact she was definitely a brat, she was family and Inuyasha did love his family. So he followed her to the sacred well that would lead her back to the modern era.

Serenity jumped in and she vanished as soon as she touched the bottom. Inuyasha followed suite.

(2)

As Inuyasha emerged from the well he heard Serenity exclaim "Hey what happened to all the houses here?"

Inuyasha surveyed the landscape and noticed something. All the houses that had previously been here before were gone. Instead he was surrounded by forest. The road which had been here originally was now covered in dirt. Something was very wrong here. Very wrong indeed.

Inuyasha looked around and caught sight of a large house. Good it was still there. It had been awhile since he had been back here. He turned to Serenity.

"What happened here? Aside from the house, this place doesn't look familiar." the hanyou exclaimed.

Serenity pouted. "This isn't right! Something has happened while we were away!"

Inuyasha didn't hear her. He smelled something new. He turned to the house and faced the bulky figure that was emerging.

(3)

"Who the hell are you?!" Jet yelled at the two figures across from him. "Are you guys from around here?!"

Inuyasha unsheathed tetsusaiga and growled. "The question is what are you doing in our house?!"

Jet did not speak. He was too shocked at the white haired man's sword. He could not believe what he had witnessed. A sword turning into a fang? This defied all logic. But so had the robot coming out of Spike's head.

"I said what are you doing in our house?!" Inuyasha snarled.

Jet pulled out his gun. "This house was deserted! How can you own it?!"

Inuyasha began to charge towards him. "If you won't tell me then I'll-"

Jet fired. The tetsusaiga flew out of Inuyasha's hands and fell to the ground where it turned back into a rusty sword. Inuyasha stared at Jet in bewilderment. He had never seen a weapon like this.

Inuyasha flexed his claws. "Well if that's how your gonna be then-"

"Inuyasha wait!" Serenity said. "Don't hurt him! I think we can trust him!"

"Are you out of your mind?! He's in our house and he's an intruder! Why shouldn't I hurt him?!"

"Please Inuyasha sama?" Serenity said. She sniffled and her eyes became watery.

"No way you little brat! That won't stop me this time!"

Big mistake.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Serenity began to wail as loudly as she could. Jet was farther away so he couldn't hear it as much but Inuyasha's sensitive dog ears caught the blast of sound full force. His hand's shot to his ears as the wail tore into his eardrums.

"ALRIGHT!!!" he roared over the sound. "We'll try talking to him already! Now for god's sake shut up!!" The wailing stopped immediately.

"Thank you Inuyasha sama!" Serentiy said with an overly sweet smile. Inuyasha rolled his eyes. There were times when he really hated his little sister.

Jet put his gun away. "Why don't you come in? You can explain things inside."

Inuyasha and Serenity went into the house to do just that.

(4)

"So let me get this straight." Inuyasha began. "In this time period, humans have migrated to other planets and earth has almost been destroyed by some sort of warp gate accident? This doesn't make any sense!"

"So? You saying you and your sister are from the feudal era of Japan makes no sense either. Even more, your saying that you and your sister are demons."

"It's pretty easy to see that you know! Look at me! White hair, fanged teeth, dog ears, and so forth! Same thing goes for my sister! Why wouldn't you think we're demons?"

"Because I don't believe in demons! But at the same time, I can believe it. That woman with the guitar was freaky enough as it is so it's only natural that something even weirder should occur."

Inuyasha's eyes went up. "Woman with the guitar? What's her name?"

"Haruko. Why do you ask?"

(Author's note: In case you read any of Maru-sha's works, this is kind of picking up where she left off in her stories. Don't worry, I have been given permission to do this. Just wanted to let you know)

"So she's back." Inuyasha whispered. "Still there after all this time."

"What do you mean?" Jet asked.

"Let's just say her and me have crossed paths before." Inuyasha muttered.

"Whatever you say."

(5)

As Inuyasha and Jet discussed their own stories, Serenity was busy with a discussion of her own with Spike and Ed. She was quite intrigued by their explanations of what was going on. People living off of planet earth? That was interesting.

"So you mean to tell me that we somehow time warped into a time when people live in outer space?! I find that hard to believe." Serenity remarked.

"Oh believe me, it's true. Not many people live on earth in this time period." Spike replied.

Ed squealed and pulled on Serenity's dog ears. "Ed likes Serenity person's dog ears! Ed thinks they are cute!"

Serenity whimpered in pain. She hated it when people did that. "Please stop that! That hurts!" Instead of stopping, Ed pulled on them even harder.

Spike grabbed Ed's hand away. "C'mon Ed cut it out or-" Ed suddenly whirled on him and let out a very scary looking snarl, making Spike let go of her. Serenity giggled at the terrified expression on Spike's face.

"I like you! You're so funny like that!" Serenity said.

"Edward is funny? Edward never thought of herself that way!"

Serenity laughed even more. "Even the way you talk is funny!"

Ed smiled. "Ed likes Serenity person too! Ed thinks Serenity is very cute!"

Serenity blushed. "Thanks for stating a fact!"

Spike rolled his eyes. "You certainly have a positive opinion of yourself."

"Hey shut up! I am cute you know!"

Spike bonked Serenity on the head. "Don't you tell me to shut up you little brat! If you came from feudal Japan, didn't they teach you to respect your elders?!"

Serenity bared her fangs and growled at him. Ed squealed again and stuck her hand in Serenity's mouth.

"Cool teeth!" Ed giggled.

"Yeah they are sort of cool." said a female voice. Serenity turned around to face a tall, beautiful woman in yellow, rather revealing clothes.

"Who are you?" Serenity asked.

"Faye Valentine is the name. Don't wear it out! What's your name kid?"

"My name is Serenity! Your name is pretty cool!"

"Yeah it is, isn't it?"

Spike glared with an image of fire behind him. He did not like Serenity much more then he did Faye. As he had said before, there were three things he hated. Kids, animals, and women with attitude problems. Serenity was two out of the three.

(6)

Jet and Inuyasha were still engaged in conversation when Haruko came into the room. When she saw Inuyasha her face brightened. "Hey Inuyasha! Long time no see!"

"Same to you Haruko. It's been a long time apparently."

"Yup. I never thought you would still be around after all these years. Is Serenity still with you?"

"Yup. She's still the same brat she was before. What about you? Still chasing after the pirate king?"

"Pirate king? What pirate king?" Jet asked.

Haruko's face darkened. "That's none of your business." she said coldly.

"Come on, tell me! I want to know what this is about!" Jet said.

Haruko whirled on him and swung her guitar at his head. "I said he is none of your business!" Haruko roared.

Jet ducked as the guitar flew over his head. "Alright, jeez! I was just asking!"

Inuyasha whispered to Jet, "I'll tell you about what she means some other time."

"Yeah sure."

Spike came into the room. "I swear Jet that little girl Serenity is really getting on my nerves! Where does she get off like this?!"

Inuyasha sighed. "That's just the way she is. Just be glad you don't have to live with her like I do."

"She's your sister or something?"

"Yeah." Inuyasha said. "She can really be a brat sometimes."

"Who's calling who a brat?!" Serenity yelled.

"Me!"

"Yeah at least I'm not in love with a dead women and a schoolgirl!"

Inuyasha charged at Serenity. Serenity took off like a shot fired from a gun and Inuyasha gave chase. The two of them were dashing around the house, crashing into various objects without care as they ran. Serenity was laughing and Inuyasha's mouth was spewing forth a string of obscenities.

Spike and Jet shook their heads. Faye and Ed on the other hand laughed and clapped their hands. They were getting a kick out of all this.

And Haruko was just playing her guitar.

(Ending theme is The Real Folk Blues)

Haruko's voice: I'm not too familiar with these new guys who pilot this ship called the bebop, but now it seems the green haired guy's past is coming back for him. Some white haired guy named Vicious has kidnapped Serenity and Ed and he's using them as bait to get Spike to fight him in a duel. I don't know why he's doing this but I doubt it's for anything good. Next on Random Adventures with the Bebop: Attack from Red Dragon! Hey what the heck is Red Dragon anyway?