A.N: A lot of this stuff is very inaccurate, but it makes it funnier.

Chapter 3: Quarrels, Chaos and Extravaganza

By: Love n Hate

Neji's mouth curved into a smirk as he stared at TenTen, who's supposedly a man. Though TenTen couldn't help but blush at the sight of the man. Just a second ago, she imagined him half naked.

Mixed emotions ran through her mind as TenTen felt the urge of pinning herself on the nearest wall. The Hyuuga had stood up looking at the dripping girl.

"What are you looking at!" TenTen exclaimed in her man voice.

"…"

"Stop ignoring me, you Baka!"

"…I swear you were a woman."

Just then TenTen walked up to dry land, as the water dripped off slowly.

"If I wasn't as wet like a duck, I would smack you to the wall.." Her clothes sloshed forward and back before climbing on the horse. "If I ever see you again, I will get my revenge!" She pledged with a triumph fist and a slight twinkle in her eye.

"What's your name?" He was amused at what he saw and heard.

The pale-eyed Hyuuga asked, shining in daylight for the sun had hit the right angle as all his manliness shone through the daylight. He was the perfect Knight in shining armor. Sadly, his exterior is so much better than the interior. His personality was horrible.

TenTen was stumped. It's not like she could just tell him her real name. So quickly making up a name in her head she told him. "Uh.. Tensuke Maito, Yours?" She had a real bad urge to add the word 'idiot' behind 'yours'

"Hyuuga. Neji." Two words. He just gave her two words before she sped off.

Just then Neji looked up at the sky and saw a pair of birds flying off. His day was starting to look up as he loosened the sash holding his robe together, before taking it off all together. His pale toned body shimmered in the light, for if there was a video camera filming right now, they would do a 360 turn. He was indeed a work of art.

His breathing was steady as he meditates in the middle of the forest; the gentle wind swirling colorful leaves around him. Hyuuga Neji, the icy stoic Prodigy.

The next day, everybody was running around getting ready for the extravaganza that was to start at noon and end at midnight. TenTen had arrived back at the estate last night, and now she was being dragged once again, as robes were brought in along with presents and food. Everywhere was bustling with happiness, except for the poor daughter of Maito Gai who was forced in a skintight robe, which they had, tighten too much around the poor girls waist.

TenTen was nearly gasping for air as she swatted the maids away trying to loosen the sash.

"Y-You guys.. are crazy." She squeaked, as her attempts on loosening the sash were unsuccessful.

"Don't make me cut it.." She threatened as the maids hurried back quickly to pull off the sash. As they untied the sash, which is supposed to be a corset, she took a deep breath.

"Wh-What in hell is that?" She said looking at what she proclaimed as the devil's clothes. Rubbing her waist, she sat down on her bed, trying to wane her urge to take apart the corset piece by piece.

"WHY, TENTEN, That's the latest thing in the other superb land. I think it was English?" Gai tried to speak in a mimic British Accent. "Why would you like some crumpets?" He pranced around his daughter beaming at her with a horrifying smile that could possibly light up the whole estate in the dark.

TenTen's hands were practically trembling on trying to stop herself from attacking her father with an array of weapons.

"Unless you want Papa to help you put the corset on instead?" The sight was horrifying for Gai was giggling and his mimicking of the British Accent gave TenTen a headache. To make things worse, Lee had appeared in what seemed to be a green version of the dress that she was suppose to wear.

Twitching, TenTen looked at her brother. He was in a dress. It was unnatural, not only that he had makeup on. "LEEE!" She screeched tackling her brother to the ground but only to be bounced by off due to the huge dome that held the circle shape of the dress together. "What are you doing!" She panted looking at his brother walking around her room in a dress and a something that was called an umbrella. Her hair fell unruly around her as she flew aside a piece of hair to look at her brother.

He giggled. Yes Lee Giggled. It was almost impossible for TenTen now. Sure her family was crazy at times, but this was driving her over to the edge.

"I give up. You guys win." She groaned as Lee and Gai high five each other.

It seemed the party would be European for her family had sent invitations and designers to design specific outfits for the party. She had wondered why her father was making everything European for she had never even tasted anything English except for the usual crumpet.

The Estate was to be renovated to fit the description of an English Ball just for the occasion. TenTen wasn't sure to feel happy or be dreading over the fact that she could barely walk in the dress and the party was in an hour. The fan she could handle, along with the fairly high heels, but the hair was heavy. Back then she thought the hairstyle that she was usually in was heavy, but she was wrong. She could barely hold her head up now.

"My fair daughter, you must train your neck more!" Gai exclaimed giddily throwing rose petals everywhere.

"Suitors, Suitors, Suitors" Gai said in a singsong voice.

"WHAT SUITORS!" She stood up and later regretted it for she fell over and couldn't get up.

"Why, you're getting to your age. It's time to get MARRIEEEDD" He beamed her a smile as TenTen fell over again.

"M-Marriage!" TenTen stammered a word beforepassing out.

A.N: R&R Thanks for all the Reviews. You guys are the best.