Alternate Ending for the Computer Date episode
As you recall, Janet's visiting married friends met as a result of a computer date. After they leave and Janet goes into her room, Jack frantically finds the number of the computer dating service. We find out that he calls the service and registers as a guy named Duke. He goes to a resteraunt to meet his Computer Date for dinner. Her name is Desiree and she likes the color blue. And Desiree turns out to be Janet. Jack and Janet are a little awkward about the whole situation, but decide to treat it like a date anyway. After a while, Jack mentions that at about this time on a date with a girl, he'd be kissing her. Janet thinks that they should get it over with. They change places in the booth to help things along. They bump noses…
Jack: Ok. Janet just focus on me. We can do this. Now move in slowly (they move). That's it.
(They share a small peck and look at each other).
Jack: You see, painless…
(Not quite, he felt a spark! They continue to look at each other. Another kiss that lasts a little longer. They pause, eyes fixed. Janet gulps).
Janet: Wow.
Jack: Yeah, wow.
(They kiss again. Jack looks at her and smiles).
Jack: Janet?
Janet: Jack?
Jack: Have your eyes always looked like that?
Janet: Like what?
Jack: They're dancing.
(Janet smiles bashfully. She studies him for a minute. Jack gets self-conscious and starts to squirm).
Jack: What?
Janet: I can't stand it…
Jack: What?
(She goes for his blue tie and starts to take it off).
Jack: Janet! Right here on the table? What will people think?
(She playfully slaps his shoulder).
Janet: I can't stand looking at it anymore. It doesn't go with your brown shirt.
Jack: I wore it especially for you because it's your favorite color.
Janet: Jack, it was very sweet of you to wear it, but it isn't you.
Jack: Then what is?
Janet: This…
(She unbuttons the top button of his shirt and presses the collar back. She looks pleased).
Janet: There. There's the Jack I know and love.
(Jack just looks at her. She gets a little self conscious).
Janet: What?
Jack: You really are quite beautiful, you know that?
(Janet ducks her head and looks kinda bashful at him).
Janet: Thank-you, Jack. But you didn't have to say that.
Jack: Yes I did. It's true and you are. But…
(Janet immediately bristles).
Janet: But what, Jack Tripper!
Jack: …But… it makes me wonder why I didn't see it before.
(Janet softens. Another bashful smile).
Janet: Jack Tripper, you know all the right things to say, don't you?