Hime of Yami: Well as u all know I changed my name, and for all those who didn't know my original name was star princess lily.
Sano: Too bad you're still lame.
H o Y: We'll see………………….. gives Sano the evil glare
Megumi: Am I in this Chapter?
H o Y : Yes you are.
Sano : Just when I thought this fic couldn't get any worse.
Megumi: What was that Sanosuke!
H o Y: Ppl please can we just do the fic?
Hiko: Hime of Yami doesn't own RK.
H o Y: If I did then I could've taken over the world.
Kenshin: arrives at Megumi Megumi I need your help! Where are you? walks in back
room to find Megumi having sex with some guy ORORORO! ;;;;
Megumi: What the………… covers herself while guy runs out of the house naked KENSHIN
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!
Kenshin: I came to ask you if you could come with me to the dojo.
Megumi: Why is something wrong?
Kenshin: Well not seriously, Yahiko is drunk, Kaoru has been drinking coffee, Sano got his
hands on what seems to be a dozen bags of candy, and Enishi and Shishio are tied
up.
Megumi: Oh my gosh we should go right anyway! puts on clothes
Kenshin: ORO?
Megumi: Don't tell me you never seen a woman's naked body before? Wait, don't answer that.
they both start to walk towards the dojo
Megumi: What are Enishi and Shishio doing at the dojo?
Kenshin: Sessha thinks its part of their plan to take over Japan.
they arrive at dojo
Kenshin : Before we go in, is it possible for you to tell Sessha what happened back at your
house?
Megumi: Only if you promise not to tell anyone. I'm…………………….. I'm…………………….. I'm
addicted to having sex with strange men!
27 guys that over heard what Megumi said: You Do?
Kenshin: Hey back off.
Saitou, still wearing the pink kimono : Aren't you two coming inside, in case you have
forgotten there are two very dumb, but very
dangerous people tied up inside.
Megumi: OO;;;;;;
Saitou: What never seen a kimono before?
Megumi: Pink is not your colour.
they all walk inside, Megumi starts giving Yahiko some medicine while Kenshin and Saitou start questioning Enishi and Shishio.
Kenshin: Tell us what is your plan?
Enishi: Never!
Shishio: Never!
Saitou: You leave me no choice. gives Kaoru a jug of coffee, in one gulp she consumes it
Kaoru Enishi and Shishio have just informed me that they both find you to be………….
VERY UGLY!
Kaoru now very angry: WHY YOU……………………………… beats the crap out of them
Enishi: We'll talk, we'll talk, we'll talk, just make her stop!
Saitou: Kaoru, Sano said he's hungry and would love some of your cooking.
Kaoru: Ok I'll go make something for him to eat.
Sano: SAITOU! WHAT DID I DO TO YOU!
Kenshin: Now tell me what you two are up to.
Shishio: Our plan is…………..
Enishi: To take over the world………………..
Shishio: By first taking over………………
Saitou: Yesssssssssssssss……………………..
Enishi and Shishio: TOYS R US!
Kenshin: Oro?
Yahiko: OO;;;
Sano: OO;;;
Kaoru: OO;;;
Megumi: OO;;;
Saitou: You've got to be kidding me.
Enishi: It was the perfect plan sniff
Hiko walks in, but doesn't seem surprised to see everyone in there current state
Hiko: I guess everyone is having fun
Kenshin: What are you doing here?
Hiko: I'm sorry my baka deshi, but I have to tell Kaoru your secret. There's no reason why she
should waste her life on you when you're really………….
Kenshin: Hiko!
Kaoru: Really what?
Hiko: Gay, Kenshin is gay. I caught him watching Sano bathe last night.
Sano: What!
Kaoru: Kenshin…………………. gay………………………
Hiko: Yes I'm so sorry Kaoru.
Kaoru: but ……………. but…………… I always catch Kenshin watching me while I bathe.
Megumi: huh!
Kenshin: I'm not gay!
Sano: Then why were you watching me bathe!
Kenshin: I can't help myself. sniff I'm addicted to watching people bathe.
Kaoru: You are?
Yahiko: Damn you all are weird.
Kaoru: Shut it sake boy!
Hiko: You let Kenshin watch you bathe? You are a freak.
Kaoru: You should talk, I know your secret!
Megumi: This is getting interesting. What is it?
Kaoru: his secret is…………………………….
H o Y: Well I know this chapter was kind of lame, but I tried the cliff hanger thing.
Hiko: glaring at Kaoru How did you find out my secret?
Kaoru: Hime told me. points at me
Hiko: Why you………………….
H o Y: anyway R & R