Wow, I didn't think that I would even update this god-awful thing, but since people actually reviewed it. Here's the second chapter! Wow, this took me a grand total of 20 minutes to write! I'm too lazy to write more about the stoned Death Eaters, so I gave ye a teaser, treasure it masses, treasure it damn it! D

Once more if I owned Harry Potter, I wouldn't be here writing crappy fanfics for it. I would be out on my own damn yacht laughing at you people….I can wish XD

Reviews! Wow, I was amazed that people actually wasted their lives reading this thing XD Anyhoooooooo:

Ripplesong: Guess what? Guess what? You can suck my nuts! Why? Because I said so! Ha! Take that! (Yes, I know her IRL, and yes I am not serious XP)

ThePhantomRoarer: Hey hey hey! First person to guess Ellimist! I'll include you….some time is lazy XP

Salazara: Yup! You got it too! Same as above And I'll update this sucker….sometimes… Really I'm just making this crap up as I type XD

Cliched Oxymoron: Heck yes! RonxHagrid is like the smexxiest pairing ever! Almost as hot as Voldemort and his snake! Mmmm, snake sex XD Your fic is so much better than mine, go update it more damnit!

cues cheesy intro music, and crappy intro Welcome viewers to another episode of Weasely's Gone Wild, winter break edition! In this episode we follow the wild adventures of Ron Weasley during his winter break at Hogwarts. Sexxeh! ends craptastic intro

Leakey Cauldron:

"I've twold joo! I'm not as think you drunk I am!" A very wasted Ron told the bartender, all's he wanted was another Butter Bear! Was that too much to ask! Finally the bar man caved in "Last one!" He said slamming the brew down. "Shankkks buddeh!" Ron said gratefully, then started to cruse for chicks. You know that old saying that the more wasted you are, the better she looks? Well at this state Ron didn't even notice that the dark haired beauty is front of his was…..Well, not what she seemed.

"Heeey sexxeh," Ron said sliding up to the next seat.

"Oh, hullo Ron. I'm really hoping that's a joke" Replied a very disturbed Hagrid (See! I told you Ron was wasted! Ha!)

Not hearing that last part Ron went on with his cheesy attempt to pick up his 'bitch' "Oh ho ho! So you know my name! Well, baby is that a mirror in your pocket?"

Now extremely disturbed Hagrid replied "Eh, a mirror? Yes, it actually is….Why?"

"Cuz I can see myself in your pants! Oh yeah! In bed by eight and home by eleven! Heck yes!" Ron then followed this comment with pelvic thrusts.

"That's enough boy! It's my Hagrid!" The large man yelled fed up with this

"Shut up! You're my bitch, don't sas me!" Ron screamed slapping the half giant.

After this event, people wondered about Hagrid's strange walk and odd whip like bruses. Ron on the other hand….Woke up and was never the same again….

Somewhere in a dark gloomy……area……

"Ittttt liiiiives! Ittttt liiiives!" Cried the stoned Voldemort. "Our muggle killing muggle is finally to start terrorizing themasses!" A huge sillohette emerged from the darkness and uttered it's first sentence "Fooooooooooooood, give me food damn it!"

Wow, amazingly short chapter! Be grateful you got a second chapter! Didn't you mothers teach you chillins anything! Failures! Rejects! Nobody loves you! God, stop reading this and get a job you slacker! Ha ha, D