Author's Note: Ooops!! Sorry that took a long time!! Here is the next chapter!! By the way, feel free to ask me questions – I answered some of them below!! :) Enjoy!!
Special Note: Female Heero Yuy: Thank you for taking such an interest in the details of my story. However, I have a few things to clear up. Before I started this story I watched ALL of the DVDs (and I own the set as well) and I have read three of the four mangas. I am well aware of the fact that Integra is part of the round table. However, just like almost any other name in the world, 'Hellsing' is not unique. Other people in the world may have the same last name – it does not mean they're related to Integra. Likewise, if Alucard were to have Integra's last name it does not mean he's related to her. – it was just a joke in my story. :) Secondly, Dhampyir is spelt correctly. Dhampyir or Dhampyr are the true Transylvanian spelling of the name. Modern spelling rules changed it to Dhampire although I usually prefer to use the other spelling; likewise, this is similar to Vampyr spelled Vampire. Both spelling are correct. I hope you enjoy the rest of the story!!! :)
Special Note2: Don't Tread On Me: Yes! YES!! My sheer brilliance will be known!!!
-runs around in circles, laughing- I did make an allusion to the Matrix!! I knew about Brown, Jones, and Smith but I haven't see the Matrix Revolutions yet so I wouldn't know about the last dude – he was a random name!!! :)
Special Note3: Thank you all my loyal reviewers! It makes me happy to know that you understand my puns!! For the most part. . .
Disclaimer: I own this story. I own the plot. I do not own Hellsing. Anyone know where I can get stocks??
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Chapter 5: Unwanted GuestA figure walked into a small office. His eerie cloak whipped around him as he calmly strolled over to a chair and sat down. After a few moments, a voice awoke him from his thoughts.
"Sir?"
"Aye?"
"Would you please fill an application form?"
"Aye," the figure grudgingly agreed as he stood up, took a piece of paper from the secretary, and started to fill it out. After a few moments he handed it back to her.
"Oh, well, Mr. Anderson is it? Very nice to meet you. Welcome to our driving school."
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"Miss Victoria!!!" Seras whipped around at the sound of her name. A very distraught Walter was running up to her.
"You almost forgot this! Sir Integra wanted me to give this to you before you left!" Walter told her between puffs for air as he handed her a leather binder.
"Thank you, Walter. Good-bye!" Seras sputtered out as she grabbed the leather binder and ran off, knowing that she could be late. She ran up to her limo as the door was opened to her. She quickly jumped in and the limo driver shut the door.
"What took you so long, Police Girl?" Seras turned to face forward attempting to ignore her master's annoying taunts.
Oooooh so she's going to be a bad girl today, hmm? Well then, I guess I'll have to do something about that, now won't I?
"Police Girl, How about we play a game?"
Silence was Seras' answer as she tried to keep a stern face while she clutched the leather binder to her chest and stared forward.
"How about we play 'I spy'?" Alucard persisted.
He just doesn't get it!! Why won't he just leave me ALONE!! Seras continued to fume in her mind.
"I spy with my little eye. . ."
Suddenly, Seras' view was blocked by one ugly, detached red eye that was looking intently at her. And there was only one person who could detach an eye and commit such a vulgar act—
"AHHHHHHH!!!!!" Seras screamed as she scrunched her eyes in horror, attempting to forget the ugliest detached organ she had ever witnessed. The same maniacal laughter filled the limo all the way to the driving school.
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When they had arrived at the school, Seras jumped out of the limo and dashed to her classroom – anything to get away from Alucard. Seras took the same seat she did yesterday. She tossed her folder on the desk as she sat down. Her head came down on the folder with a 'plunk'.
I really don't want to see his face. And his ugly eye. Seras shuddered. I'll just have a nice little nap. . . Seras felt somebody sit down next to her. She didn't have to open her eyes to know who it was. She just hoped he would disappear into a wall or something.
A few moments later she heard the hustle and bustle of students rush in and take their seats. Because of this, Seras was glad she and Alucard has made it to class early. Being caught in a whirlpool of students was not her idea of fun.
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"Alright, class. I'm going to collect the information I asked last time – the junk that should be in your folders." Seras started to panic.
Oh no! I completely forgot!! I was so sick yesterday I didn't pay attention!! Seras finally remembered the binder.
-"You almost forgot this! Sir Integra wanted me to give this to you before you left!" Walter told her between puffs for air as he handed her a leather binder.-
Quickly opening the binder, Seras hoped that it contained some kind of miracle. Seras almost fell off her chair. In the binder were all the things she needed, her passport,birth certificate, social security number, ID card. As for the other three documents – the red, green and yellow papers- Seras took them out of her white folder. She had signed them yesterday before falling asleep. She stuffed all of the documents into her white folder before Mr. Haggis picked it up. To her surprise, Alucard gave his white folder to Mr. Haggis as well.
"Alright, class. Now we shall watch a fun and exciting videorello." Mr. Haggis walked over to his desk, picked up and tape and shoved it in the VCR. He turned it on and then went back to his desk. "It's called Red Asphalt – we shall be talking about drunk driving for the next few days."(1)
After five minutes of the video, Seras was already starting to scrunch her eyes shut once in a while. Decapitated heads, guts flying everywhere, a brain just lying on the pavement, a severed body part – it made Seras want to throw up her dinner. She looked to her left. Obviously, Alucard was thoroughly enjoying himself. He was grinning as if the edges of his mouth could fall off his face.
How could he even watch this video?! It's so disgusting! Seras glared at Alucard.
You better get used to seeing the blood, Police Girl. Now that you're a vampire.
Oh shut up! Get out of my HEAD!! And stop reminding me at every chance you get!! Alucard's laugh echoed in Seras' head.Suddenly, Seras felt a wave of change come over her master. She looked back up at him. A malicious grin was slowly marring his features. Seras shuddered slightly.
This isn't good . . .That look is never good . . .
Click.
What was that!? Seras started to panic, but so sooner had she heard the noise, she was overcome with a coughing fit. The room was filling with some kind of gas – and fast. Seras heard a maelstrom of noises: students running in all directions, instructors yelling at the students, and her master –
"Master?" Seras called out. Abruptly, her cell phone started ringing. Quickly opening it, Seras hear a panicked voice tell her "Sergeant Victoria!! Emergency! Code 007-667! (2) The Tower Bridge!!" After the person hastily hung up, Seras started running out of the building as fast as she could. Too bad she forgot what the code stood for. The last words Seras heard as she was running away from her driving school were: "School has been cancelled . . .will resume tomorrow . . .–
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Finally arriving at the Tower Bridge, Seras allowed herself to take a quick breather. No sooner has she taken her second breath, she felt three sharp metallic objects sink themselves into her right arm. Just by the feel of them, Seras could already tell that they were made of silver and that she would be more than sore the next morning.
Without even looking at them, Seras pulled out all three knives. The excruciating pain in her right arm was indescribable, but when Seras looked at the knives – words failed her. Seras screamed. In her hands she held the knives that belonged to Alexander Anderson. The same knives that had penetrated her throat when she was but a newly made fledgling and the same knives that had almost killed her in the tube had it not been for her master's aiming skills.
The sound of metal clashing on metal brought Seras back to reality and away from the painful memories. Seras looked up to the top of the bridge and she could barely make out two figures fighting at the top of the tower.
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"It's aboot time vampair! Iye've been waiting for too long!"
"Interesting, I would have thought that with the outcome of our last battle—"
"Shut up, vampair! This time Iye will send ye to eterrnal damnation where ye belong!" Anderson threw an array of knives, at the same time Alucard fired off his gun. A smirk graced Alucard's features as he hit his target dead on – Anderson's right arm came flying down.
"You fowl monster!!" Alucard grinned while at the same time, pulled out all the knives that had etched themselves in his body.
"Oh, and what does that make you, Regenerator? Does that really make you any better than a vampire?" A flash of anger passed Alucard's eyes. Anderson scowled before his holy papers shuffled out from somewhere under his coat and flew towards Alucard. The stream of papers caught both of Alucard's wrists and kept them tied to the tower. At the same time, Alucard heard his fledgling's scream.
She's here!? Already!?
Alucard let go of his gun and watched it fall.
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Seras screamed. Sure, she's fought the undead before, but not an undead arm which refused to die even though it had been severed from it's main body. Seras frantically looked around for something to kill it with.
Let's see – no panicking! What do I have!? There's a cat, 50 pence, a light pole!? I suppose the light pole is the only useful thing!! Seras quickly started running towards the light pole when unexpectedly she caught a descending object from the corner of her eye.
Master's gun!? Seras' eyes widened. It has silver bullets!! Abandoning her idea of using the pole as a weapon, Seras started to run towards the shiny silver gun. Even with her strength, Seras barely caught it. Gravity had a firm grip on the gun and had Seras been human, the mere impact of her hands and the gun would have caused the hands to be severed from her body.
As soon as Seras had the gun, she gripped it with both hands and aimed it at the fast approaching arm. Shooting rapidly, Seras hoped with every shot that it would kill the arm. After a few rounds, the arm was finally hit. In an explosion, the arm vaporized and left nothing behind but a blood residue.
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"Weil, it looks as ef your fledgling takes after ye!" Anderson sneered as Alucard smirked.
"You sound almost sad, Vatican whipping boy!!"
"Shut yer hole!" Anderson yelled as the holy papers got a tighter grip on Alucard's arms.
"Ooooh, are you going to give me a papercut?" Alucard smirked. The holy papers started to shuffle around Alucard. Within a few seconds the papers shredded Alucard into tiny little pieces. Anderson started to laugh insanely.
"Weil, who's makin' the jokes noow, vampair?!" Anderson was but short by an collection of bullets which succeeded in breaking all the knives he held in his left arm.
"What the --, Oh, so it's the little fledgling is it?" Anderson grinned down at Seras.
"Bloody monster!!" Seras yelled back as she continued to pull the trigger. A flutter of a cloak and Anderson was gone.
"What the—" Seras gasped. "Where did he—" Seras screamed as she felt someone grab her from behind.
"Ain't so tough, noow are ye?" Anderson sneered down at Seras. His left arm was around Seras' front, in such a position that it made her right arm point straight up, effectively keeping Seras from shooting Anderson in the face.
Many scenarios started running through Seras' head. She was caught, her master was in shreds and no Hellsing member would be around for a while. She started thinking of everything she could do.
I can't use my gun as it is, that pole is too far away – maybe that cat will bite him?! What about 50 pence? Maybe I can bribe him from letting me go?? NO! All of these ideas are stupid – what do I do?! Unfortunately, the plan that Seras decided to use was neither brilliant nor gracious. Seras sunk her teeth into Anderson's arm.
"AHAHAH OWWWW!!!" Anderson's insane laugh was cut off by the immense pain that passed through his arm. Upon instinct, he let go of Seras. As soon as he did Seras ran a few meters away from him before turning back and started shooting at him. At the same time, Anderson grabbed two hand-fulls of his favorite weapon as he threw them all at Seras.
"Enjoy, yer trip to hell, vampair!!!"
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Footnotes:
(1) Anyone ever heard of this video? And yes, it is a REAL video. I had to watch it in my class – it's pretty gory.
(2) Yup! This is an actual code that they used in the Anime!!!! :)
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Endnotes: YAY!! Another chapter finished!! I feel accomplished!!! :)
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Seras: We're out of whipped cream.
Alucard: Ooh, are you suggesting something, Police Girl?
Seras: MASTER!!!
Halconnen Fairy: We're out of hugs and love, too . . .
Integra: What's love got to do with it?
Seras: What's all this got to do with whipped cream!!
Alucard: Let's buy strawberries, we can have fun on a rainy day . . .
Integra: ALUCARD!!!! Go to your coffin!!
Alucard: Ooh, I've never heard you say it like that! Say something else . .
Integra: -breaks cigar in half with her teeth- Alucard you bastard!!
Anderson: Iye am fasting . . .
Seras: -screams and throws a rotten apple at Anderson-
Integra: Alucard you imbecile! What's HE still doing here!?
Jan: Hey bro, why do you have a dog on your head?
Luke: I'll tell you if you tell me why you're burning.
Jan: I asked you first!
Integra: You two!? You're supposed to be dead!!
Jan: Oh, it's the bitch with the cigar. I'm bored – wanna fuck?
Integra: VAMPIRES!!! That's all you think about!!
Seras: Hey, now wait a minute . . .
Walter: Thank you for the reviews!!!