A/N: Ok, I'm sorry. I said I'd have the next chapter out by summer, but I just wasn't able to make that deadline. sigh I tried, I mean I really tried. It wasn't like I didn't want to get it out, but I just waited too long to start working on it. So, to apologize, I decided to do something that could entertain you while you wait for the next chapter. First I need to introduce you to my friend, Leo.

Leo: Yo!

Rae: She's sort of my conscience, although she's not a very good one.

Leo: I'm right here, I can hear you.

Rae: And you expect me to care because?

Leo: To think I'm supposedly the evil one.

Rae: What does that mean, huh?

Leo: Heh, I guess I overestimated you. I thought that you where smart enough to understand what I meant.

Rae: Just shut up! Now, back to this little mini fic. I'm only going to do something like this if I need to post a chapter and I'm not finished with the one that needs to be posted.

Leo: So, even though we don't own the Yu Yu Hakusho characters, we did kidnap some of them for this little 'experiment' of ours.

Rae: Don't worry; we'll be able to make sure that they don't get too harmed. We have Searila here to help us.

Searila: Hn.

Leo: Of course, we had to blackmail her to get her here, but she's here.

Rae: We also have Alearin here, but that's just in case Searila goes back on our deal.

Alearin: I still don't exactly get why I'm here, but hello everyone.

Leo: She was easier to convince, but we had to promise her that Youko wouldn't be here. Sorry about that, I know he has a lot of fans, but a deal is a deal. (Whispers so that Alearin can't hear.) Luckily, she doesn't know that Kurama is Youko. I just hope that nothing happens that would make him you know...change.

Alearin: Is there a reason you're whispering?

Leo: Uh, Heh, Heh, No, not at all.

Alearin: What are you trying to hide from me?

Leo: (Hurt look.) Why would you suspect me of doing such a horrible thing?

Alearin: Don't you try that innocent act with me.

Rae: Ok, ok, that's enough you two. We have more people to introduce.

Leo: Right. These next few girls are random people that we met on the street. Now, our experiment is to see what the reactions of different people are to the spirit detectives, or vice versa.

Rae: The one thing we made sure of was that none of them have any idea what Yu Yu Hakusho is, so now it's time to meet the contestants.

Leo: First we have Allison. She 13 years old and has black hair and green eyes. Her birthday is January 19th, so she's a Capricorn. Also, she's been going out with her boyfriend Jeremy for almost four months now. When questioned, her friends told us that she is very reliable, trustworthy, and sometimes stubborn, but we'll see how that will change in a little while.

Rae: Next we have Elizabeth. She's 18, brown hair, blue eyes. Her birthday is October 25th, so she's a Scorpio. The few friends that she has told us that's she's very shy and rarely voices her opinion, but we'll just see about that.

Searila: Hn, the next girl's name is Erin, and apparently she's going go kill anyone who calls her by that name. Her friends call her Rin. Personally I think that's just ridiculous. The bitch must have some sort of serious mental disorder.

Rae: Searila, get on with it already.

Searila: Hn, very well. She's 15, has red hair, and hazel eyes. Her birthday is February 2nd, so she's an Aquarius. This girl is one of those punks that just hates everyone. Now why does that sound so familiar, I wonder?

Rae: That's enough Searila. Alearin, will you tell us about the next girl?

Alearin: Ok, her name is Jessica, Jess for short. She's 16, has blond hair, and brown eyes. Her birthday is November 29th, so she's a Sagittarius. This girl obviously has ADHD. I hate her! Can I just go now? Why in the seven hells am I here anyway?

Rae: Just calm down Alearin. That doesn't matter.

Leo: Ok, now it's time to tell you who's paired with whom. Allison will be in the room with Kurama.

Rae: Elizabeth will be in the room with Kuwabak... I mean Kuwabara.

Searila: Hn, Rin will be in the room with Yuseke. Oh, the joy.

Alearin: Jess gets the room with Hiei. I just can't wait to see that one. As much as I may hate the girl, putting her in a room with Hiei is just going to be hilarious.

Rae: All right, it's time for the drawing.

Searila: What drawing?

Rae: The one that shows us who goes first.

Leo: (Pulls out hat filled with sheets of paper.)

Rae: (Reaches in the hat and pulls out on slip.) Ok, the first victims are... (Opens slip .)Elizabeth and Kuwabara, but before we start I just need to tell you that we have taken all of the weapons belonging to the boys. They also have metal collars around their necks that prevent them from using any of their powers.

(Editor's Note – Serenity: Metal collars? That's really kinky. )

Leo: Now, let's watch.

(A blindfolded Elizabeth is escorted into Kuwabara's room by a big masked bodyguard. Once inside the room, she removes the mask carefully.)

Elizabeth: Umm... hello...

Kuwabara: (Runs up to Elizabeth and grabs her hand.) Oh beautiful lady, will you please go out on a date with me?

Elizabeth: (Disgusted glare.)You ask me out before you even ask my name? How dare you? That is the most disgusting thing I've every seen. (Punches him and sends him flying into the wall.) You're pathetic! (She then goes on to beat the crap out of him.)

All: (Blink.)

Leo: I knew Kuwabara was a dumb ass, but I never thought he could get a girl like that to turn into a homicidal freak.

Rae: Uhh... should we move to the next room now?

Searila: Hn, are you sure you need me here? It doesn't seem like your taking my role very seriously.

Leo: Don't worry, he'll be fine.

Searila: Hn.

Rae: (Reaches into the hat again to pick the next victims.) Ok, next is... (Opens slip.) Rin and Yuseke.

Searila: Great.

(Ten masked guards drag a struggling Rin into the room that Yuseke's being held in.)

Rin: Damn it, you bastards, let go of me!

(The guards let go of her and quickly run out of the room)

Rin: (Runs at the door.) Hey, get back here! I'm not through with you guys. (Pounds on door.)

Yuseke: Great, now I am not only trapped in a room, I'm stuck with a bitch.

Rin: (Turns around to face him.) Do you want to die, bastard?

Yuseke: Heh, as much as I enjoy dying, I don't think you could kill me.

Rin: Wanna bet? (Aims a low spinning kick at his feet.)

Yuseke: (Jumps out of the way.) Well, at least I'll get to beat the crap out of someone while I'm here.

Leo: That was almost too predictable.

Alearin: As always Yuseke's being an arrogant bastard. Heh, tough boy can't use his spirit power now.

Rae: Well, let's just check back on them later. Leo, the hat please.

Leo: Sure. (Pulls out hat.)

Rae: (Reaches in and pulls out a slip of paper.) Alright, next is... (Opens slip.) Allison and Kurama.

(A blindfolded Allison is lead into Kurama's room by a masked bodyguard. When the bodyguard leaves she begins to struggle with the blindfold.)

Kurama: Would you like help with that, miss?

Allison: Yes, please. By the way who are you, and where am I?

Kurama: (Begins to untie the blindfold.) Well, my name's Suichi Minnamino, but I have no idea where we are. Although,I think that I know who brought us here. (Finishes undoing the knot.)

(Leo and Rae gulp nervously.)

Allison: Oh... well thanks for helping me with this thing. (Pulls blindfold off and turns around to see Kurama.) Well, if I have to be stuck in an isolated room, I'm glad it's with someone as handsome as you. (Flirtatiously runs her hands through her hair.)

Kurama: (Mutters swear words under his breath.)

Searila: Hn, poor fox.

Rae: Wait, how does he know it was us?

Leo: It's Kurama, of course he knows.

Rae: Dammit.

Alearin: How the hell does he have that affect on a girl like that?

Searila: Hn, it's not his fault. I mean, to most girls, he's a sex god.

(Editor's Note – Serenity: You're increasing that fact by making him wear a metal collar, you know.)

Alearin: I guess we're lucky he doesn't have that effect on us.

Leo and Rae: (Ultimate laughing fit.)

Searila: (Smirks.)

Alearin: I didn't say anything funny, so what's with the laughing? (Glares.)

Leo: Uh... inside joke.

Alearin: I doubt that. Tell me, now!

Rae: Matte! Let's go on to the next room.

Alearin: This isn't over.

(A masked bodyguard carries a blindfolded Jessica over his shoulder. She was laughing madly for some unknown reason. The guard set her down and dashed out of the room as quickly as possible.)

Jessica: (Takes blindfold off and looks around the room. After a couple of seconds, she spots Hiei, and walks over to him.) Hey, my name's Jessica, but you can call me Jess or Jessie. My friends usually call me Jess, but my mom calls me Jessie. What's your name?

Hiei: Hn.

Jessica: Hn. That's a weird name, so I think I'll call you Bob instead. It's a common name, a lot of people have it, but personally, I don't know anyone named Bob. Except, of course, my sister's best friend's boyfriend's little sister's pet fish. Oh, and of course Bob the tomato.

Hiei: (Glares.)

Jessica: What's wrong? Are you upset? Or are you sick? Oh, no, Bob you can't be sick! (Puts a hand on his forehead.)

Rae: She's gonna drive him insane.

Leo: Why don't we check in on Kurama?

Rae: Good idea.

Allison: Suichi, you look really tense. (Gets behind him and begins to massage his solders.)

Kurama: That really isn't necessary. (Gold specks begin to show up in his eyes.)

Allison: (Whispers seductively in his ear.) It's no problem.

Kurama: (Changes into Youko.) Rae, Leo, you two are going to pay for this.

Alearin: That's it, I'm leaving.

Rae: No, don't!

Alearin: We had an agreement, you didn't keep up your end, so I'm gone. (Leaves.)

Leo: Kuso!

Searila: Hn, I don't think that you're capable of blackmailing me anymore. She's gone. How are you going to tell her now? In her eyes, you two are liars. There is no way she'll ever listen to you guys again, so I'm going to leave now. (Leaves.)

Rae: Uh-oh...

Leo: Let's check in on everyone, maybe we won't need them.

(In the room with Kuwabara and Elizabeth.)

Kuwabara: (On the floor in a bloody mess.) I wont fight a girl...

Elizabeth: Then you're going to die.

(In the room with Yuseke and Rin.)

Rin: sitting on top of Yuseke stabbing him with a pocket knife It's doesn't look like you're beating me up, does it?

(In the room with Hiei and Jessica.)

Hiei: (Wrapped up on toilet paper.)

Jessica: There ya go Bob, all better.

Hiei: (Glares.)

Jessica: Oh, no, you still have that funny look on your face! Someone call 911, we need an ambulance! Help, help! Bob's dying! Somebody save him! I don't even know CPR! I can't do anything! Poor Bob, he's so sick he can't even talk! Come on, Bob, say something!

Hiei: Shut up! (Grabs her by her shoulders and begins to shake her.) What's wrong with you?

Jessica: Wahh! Bob's being mean!

(In the room with Youko and Allison.)

Allison: (Hanging on Youko in every way possible.) You're so sexy.

Youko: (Picking the lock on the door.) Those two are going to pay for this.

Rae: That's it, we're screwed.

Leo: Of all your stupid ideas, this one was the stupidest.

Rae: It was your idea.

Leo: Well it's your fault for not finishing the second chapter.

Editor's Note – Serenity: I agree.

Rae: You're the one who volunteered to remind me to work on it.

Leo: It's your story Rae.

Youko: Rae! Leo!

Leo: Oh shit!

Rae: Ok, it's time to go. Now everyone, I have a pretty busy summer schedule, but I'll try and get the real second chapter out before school starts.

Editor's Note – Serenity: Hopefully before that! Geez, have some initiative.

Leo: Anyway, if you want to get the second chapter out, we have to leave now. Otherwise one very pissed off fox is going to kill us.

Rae: Right. Ja ne minna-san.