A/N: This is an ongoing project for 30 kisses.

Not the owner, not making money, not looking for a suit.

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28. Wada Calcium CD3

"Ah! Hat!" said Luffy straightaway, cutting to the chase. Nami gladly handed it back to him, and he gleefully planted it firmly on his head. "Thank you for taking care of it," he said, offering a small bow. His hat was important to him, after all.

"I found the Log Pose," Robin explained, handing it back to Nami, "and we managed to get the ship to the next island, where we stocked up on provisions, before heading back this way to find you."

There were tears in Nami's eyes. "You really are the only one I can count on, after all!"

"I helped!" Usopp said.

"Shockingly, it's true," Zoro said flatly.

"What do you mean, 'shockingly'?" Usopp said. "I would have liked to see you do any better! And anyway, I never said anything about it because it was Nami's position, but I'm actually known widely as a Captain Usopp, great warrior and navigator! I once navigated through the Iceberg Sea, a sea so treacherous that none besides myself and Gold Roger have ever made it through alive!"

"Really?" said Chopper, amazed.

"Really," said Usopp, nodding.

"Wow!"

Sanji appeared then, laden with food. Luffy's eyes became the size of saucers. "Wahoo! It really has been too long without Sanji's cooking--"

Sanji deftly dodged Luffy's attack, still managing not to spill a drop. "You shitty losers get lost. This is only for Miss Nami and me." He smiled at Robin. "I'll fix you something in a bit, too."

Robin returned his smile, in kind.

"Oh!" said Chopper suddenly, remembering something. He handed Nami something. "These are vitamin pills. You should take one at each meal until they're gone. They'll help you replenish the nutrients your body lost on the island."

"Ah! Thank you," said Nami, patting him on the head (or rather, the top of his hat).

Chopper's face broke into a huge grin. "I don't need your thanks! Why do you think it'll make any difference to me if you say 'thank you'? Asshole!" he giggled, doing a little dance.

Without further ado, the two dove into their huge meal. Good on his promise, Sanji even gave the red meat a tiny but grateful kiss before consuming it ravenously, ultimately deciding he didn't care whether or not it was a lady.